Crank Mail and Fan Mail

Some people wonder about the cranks that a site like mine is likely to attract. Yes, they're right. I attract cranks. Here are few of them.

I have added some fan mail too, for balance. See if you can spot the difference.

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Muhammad the Plagiarist

Respected Brother

It is stated that I am married man and 35 years of age, And having 2 school going children and I am only supporter of my family my wife is disabled and she is using artificial leg. Its my desire to make for my wife quality artificial leg so that she can walk I am jobless from last 2 years. I am not getting any job and because of this jobless condition I am facing my health problem. I got to know after ultra sound about my kidneys that my left kidney is actopic not placed in normal position and my left kidney is smaller in size and it have cyst on it and I need to operate this but under these financial crises I am not able to operate it.. I am taking anti-depression treatment from specialist and which money needs for my children school fees and meal I am spending it for my medicine. Being a Human I need your attention please give me ticket number or buy for me if I won lottery through that ticket it will able me to fight against all these crises. I pray for your long life and good health in my prayers to God. May you get everything which you desire.

Yours brother Shakeel

Peshawar city.

Pakistan

 

hellow pls i would like to buy yr horse pls just try and give yr payable name and also the postal addres in which am sending the check to u in location thanks

jimmy

 

RE YOUR COMMENTS ON POPULATION GROWTH ,SPOT FUCKING ON, I AM A PARENT AND I DOUBT MORE EVERY DAY IF I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO BREED,

I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CERTAIN HOWEVER THAT 95% OF THE IDIOTS IN THE SURROUNDING HOUSING GHETTOS SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN .

SADLY IT WILL BE TOO LATE BEFORE ANYONE REALISES THE TRUTH

YOURS

GEORGE MCKENDRICK

His name is an anagram of redneck gorge mick

Dear Sir,

Please make sure to study history (Which has been manuplated anyways) in a correct manner and do not include your own one sided and uneducated views if you want to make a point. Trying to lash out at a subject which in this case clearly includes your own personal issue, is a complete waste of time.

Regards,

RN

 

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see the same identical object and/or objects here in the night as chills run down my spine ... i am writing to tell you i regularly time skies over south east texas. believe me or not a friend and i were sitting in a church parking lot one night waiting on a friend and and we watched the object in the third photo down rise from what looked like the ground straight up into the sky and it slowly flew our direction and has it was directly above us the very bright light you have in photo two......shot out from in front of it. for those who have not witnessed the things i have the past few months think i am crazy!! if you are interested i can and will document theobjects via camera or cam corder and share them with you.

but please if you have any knowledge of what it is or what its purpose is please tell me............because honestly i am absoultly amazed yet very happy i found your site.

thank you so very much for your time in reading this and educating me more on this.

sincerly,

anthony pryor

 

just came across your site, haven't read through all of it, but probably will during the winter break. it looks cool so far, and you're very well spoken, i commend you on that. I will give you a more in depth critique after having a better look. :)

peace

 

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What theory(s) speak of prokaryotic cells? Did a god or alien give us these? Hopefully not!

"whatever it takes"

 

You could be an atheist if god has not chosen you in his kingdom. You have a choice to be or without god. It is in history that people with their sinful nature has been blinded by Satan that he started believing in him. He realizes that he is nothing but feels something. But he is nothing unless he is with god. The gift of salvation is free. You have to face god whether you want to or not on judgment day. You believe in yourself and trust your work.

How easy is this? Leave a little baby just born in a forest all alone and tell me how he is going to survive without a human being around to feed him. He needs some one who can take care of him. Can he survive with a care giver? Nope. Can science help grow up that child. So we all need a care giver. You are a hypocrite. How could you be around people or if you are trying to prove. There is no one out there to listen to you. Not even your wife and your family. You are nothing. You cannot escape can you? I know you will tell that you are free but still you are not free. You say you won’t follow but you still do follow or Christians make you follow. It is god’s love that you are still alive. You think you know the entire bible. You would have been like this if you had know it. I think you do not have brain to understand it or heart to embrace it. Truth is in front and you have choice.

Snake handling

Steve Irwin does not handle snakes the way I do. I handle them like him when I catch them. But, when I am anointed to handle them, it is a completely different thing. God, through his spirit, gives me power over the serpent. It is called anointing. I have to pray for the anointing. And, if I don't live a good life where I treat people with love and kindness, I cannot recieve it. When I get anointed I can do whatever God leads me to do. He said we would take up serpents drink deadly things cast out devils speak in tongues and heals the sick. Whatever he leads me to do I can. Even if it is against the law of nature. Or, the law of sin. Because if I am led by the spirit I am not under the law. So if he leads me to kiss or touch someone I can without sin. There is no condemnation.

Does God often lead you to kiss people in ways that might be considered by others to be illegal or sinful?

Martin Willett

http://mwillett.org/

He hasn't yet. But, if he does it won't be in a lustful way. It is like kissing or hugging your brother or sister. You don't lust after them. And, when I lay hands on people for prayer it is no different than a doctor. It is a desxualized thing. Yet outsiders call you freelovers and everything else. Just because they are incapable of touching brothers and sisters in the Lord without lust, doesn't mean others can't. If I am lead by the Spirit I am not under the law. For the fruits of the spirit do not transgress the law.

How do you know that you are led by "the Spirit" rather than by your own subconscious or even a demon?

How do you know that the Bible you have been taught is authoritative is a thing of value or indeed the work of a good as opposed to an evil force?

The Bible says the world belongs to Satan and yet how come the Bible is spread as easily as being left in hotel rooms? Isn't that clearly demonstrating either the supreme weakness of Satan or the gullibility of Christians?

Do you take the whole of the Bible as being authoritative or just a few bits here and there? Who chose which bits to take seriously, which bits to take literally and which bits to treat as allegory?

Martin Willett

http://mwillett.org/

God Bless you. I can see by what you write that there is no reason why I should continue trying to tell you about the Spirit. You think in a natural way. And, the spiritual things are foolish to people who look at it in the natural.

Please, please, please, don't say the Spirit is of the devil. You can speak evil of me all you want. But, don't blaspheme the Holy Ghost. That is the only sin that won't be forgiven.

I will pray for you that Jesus will someday open your eyes that you may see the way to eternal life. I hope you are not of the serpents seed. Which means you would be a child of the devil. Which means you would be proud, boastful, a liar, lover of the creature more than the creator. If so there is no hope for you. But, I will pray to God to have mercy and patience on you like he has bestowed upon me. God Bless you.

No, you're right, you can't “help” people who think naturally.

Hi, My name is Hector. My son has a religion project about cultural relations. He has to research about Atheist. Below are the questions. Please answer them. We are Roman Catholic.

1. three basic beliefs of Atheist
2 .the area/country where the Atheist is common
3 .three ways in which the Atheist influences the culture of those
regions
4. one way in which conversation changes the person's culture

My son needs to submit his project tomorrow. I would appreciate it very much if you could e-mail me now with your answers.
Thank you.

Sincerely,

Hector

 

Fanbloodytastic - you've bothered to type everything that pisses me off on a daily basis!

Thanks!

Just read your thing properly

- forgot this bit -

Beth Mapps

 

" Left brain, right brain "

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it. :-)
New10.

 

Hi

I stumbled upon your website while surfing the internet. Bravo to you!!! The world needs more men like you!!!

Ami

 

hi my name is Glenn plumlee........as far as what is the meaning of life well i heard Alan watts say that one day he was talking to timothy Leary and he asked Leary what is the meaning of life???? and Leary replied: the meaning of life is to ask what is the meaning of life............... i love the web site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you really need to put that watts story as the first answer under what is the meaning or life.........peace and my best regards......

 

stoned

that's how i came across your site and very good and interesting it is

Richard in Birmingham

shit on the villa

 

hi

i really like your site it has a lot of good points and is very informative i really like your breasts page for cancer i was wondering if i should send a picture of my penis in to you for cancer because for every picture i publish on the net of my penis im getting $20 to put to charity.

 

Martin:

One of the nicest things about the Internet is discovering that a lot of people share your beliefs. Disbeliefs? Non-beliefs? Lack of beliefs?

Anyway, great site. I especially liked the bit about training your wife to use your name instead of Jesus' when she has an orgasm. Keep up the good work!

Fiske
www.fiskemiles.com

 

please send me full naked image of girls. please

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with regards,
Shameer

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