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quibbler wrote: > As people like Robyn have pointed out to me, many atheists celebrate some non-religious equivalent of xmas during this time of year. What I am talking about with *secularizing xmas* is basically subverting the holiday from within and using the mythology against believers. We need to treat jesus claus as every bit as mythical as santa and his elves and flying reindeer. We all know that none of them really ever existed. We also need to focus on the real grinches of the season, who are evangelical xians, who are growing increasingly hostile and vocal about the paganism and materialism of the holidays. We need to help ennoble the secular celebration of material abundance and the art of thoughtful, but not necessarily extravagant gift giving. Xmas is already a secular, shopping holiday in all but name. The principle xian holiday has played right into our hands. Now if we continue to play our cards right, we can help people see that they don't need xianity to have fun celebrations, or in any other part of their lives, for that matter. It is the Christianity which destroys the Christmas spirit. What does Jesus bring to the party but an image of death and division? Peace on Earth and goodwill to all men cannot be achieved through pushing belief in a divisive myth that is transparently false to so many people. Why does peace and goodwill need a mythical champion? The real message of Christmas of peace and goodwill to all men does not require anybody to get nailed to anything to prove its value. Peace and universal goodwill are their own reward and they require no supernatural figures to defend or promote. A god that requires himself to be killed by men to placate his own wrath
and only converses with people who already know his name is not worthy
of belief or worship. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ A lot of people need to understand what liberalism and tolerance are actually all about. There is no requirement for any liberally minded person to celebrate and embrace with open arms everything that is not strictly illegal. This message needs to be proclaimed loud and clear. We no more have to accept transgenderism as "perfectly normal" than we have to accept monster trucks, country music, Islam, dwarf-tossing, astrology, adultery or Mormonism. People should not be told that they have to pretend to like everything you don't intend to actively persecute and prohibit. There is a middle way between persecution and parading down the street to the compulsory acclaim of all. That middle ground is toleration. We shouldn't be taught to respect the transgendered, we should be taught to respect people, their natures and their choices. Toleration and respect are universals and should be taught as such. Teaching children specifically to be tolerant of blacks, gypsies, homosexuals and the transgendered is likely to be counter-productive in many cases as little Johnny thinks to himself "we must be kind to Jews huh? Well I hadn't thought about picking on Jews before but thanks for the tip-off." -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
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>> Christianity, Islam, the Jewish faith,
all monothesist religions teach You are making a claim that in effect there is a defined amount of evil action which much exist in the world which is shared about among the available causes. A moment's thought would reveal this idea to be worth less than a boil on a baboon's bum. If you remove causes of conflict you will remove conflict, not shift that necessary conflict on to be caused by something else. If you imagine a group of GIs under fire from the Viet Cong you will not expect to find them bickering among themselves about race, class or accent. But neither will you expect them to be throwing grenades at each other over those differences the moment the common enemy goes away. Religion can act like the common enemy to unite people in a single struggle but it is farcical to expect that the amount of grief religion causes would be caused by some other factor because the quota of evil and murder was not being fulfilled. The history of mankind is a story of uniting into bigger and bigger groups, spreading the definition of "us" ever wider and more diffusely. Only a tiny handful of inner city gang members today have a life of violence, insecurity and short life expectancy to compare with that of our distant ancestors and primitive people today. Just imagine a generic "tribesman". What is he carrying? A spear and shield by any chance? Not some luxury consumer goods. When you live in a small band attack and sudden death is an ever-present danger not just "in times of war" but for your whole life and throughout the entire life experience of every person you have ever met. We have put aside differences and got on with not killing each other. It is not true to suggest that violence, intolerance and hatred is a pie of a fixed size. We have made that pie smaller. Getting rid of religion could make that pie smaller still. -- Martin Willett > Jumping the gun just a bit, let me be the first
to greet you on the day we celebrate the nativity of Christ our lord.. How are we meant to notice the difference? Has Jesus brought peace and goodwill to all men here on Earth? Has he even begun to make a difference for the better? 1 AD is just a meaningless year on a calendar. Nothing has changed since. Or rather everything has changed but no changes can be pinned down to coincide with the supposed birth, death or resurrection of Jesus. Can anybody explain why a god needed to be made a man to be killed by some men to placate the god's wrath with all men? If that god of theirs is so all powerful, loving and merciful why didn't he just forgive everybody directly without such a pantomime? And if you don't know the answer to that one why do you think you have any answers worth considering? -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ There's really no point in trying to turn Christmas into something pagan in the name of atheism. Atheists are not pagans. Pagans are superstitious fruitcakes who have more invisible friends than Christians. Christians stole the holidays, traditions, feasts and festivals and amalgamated them all into Christmas. That much is fact. But there is plenty in Christmas that has nothing to do with any myth about a god who needed to be tortured to death in order to change his own mind. Nobody needs a myth to have a party. Atheists, not being pagans, are not the rightful owners of Christmas. And the pagans that exist today are not the lineal descendants of real pagans, they are hippies who bought into some romantic nonsense invented in the nineteenth century so they don't own it either. The great midwinter festival has always been the people's festival and it means as much or as little as the people want it to mean. Christ is not the reason for the season. The season is the reason for the festival and Christianity is a jealous racket that steals and subverts everything it cannot ban. Christianity spawns many killjoys and they have tried to ban Christmas on several occasions. They have always failed. The people want to celebrate and they do. The urge to celebrate with fires, feasting, decorations, family, friends, revelry and of course copious quantities of alcohol has nothing to do with the specious arguments propounded from pulpits. People celebrate Christmas, the great winter festival, not the birth of lickle baby Jesus among the baa-lambs. Christmas is today being celebrated across the world by atheists, Jews, Hindus and Muslims. We don't care what you think it means, we like a good holiday and Christmas is the best of them all - because it has stolen from them all. Christmas accretes new myths and traditions like a rolling snowball and it is a rolling snowball that will not stop rolling and nobody can stop it or turn it around. This thing is bigger than any of us. You can't stop it. You can't turn it around. You can't deny it or redefine it. Changing its name would be difficult and futile. Nobody hears the Christ in Christmas any more than they hear the holy in holiday or the Woden in Wednesday or the Thor in Thursday. Have a happy atheist Christmas. Peace on Earth and goodwill to all men: a sentiment nobody ever needs to get nailed to anything to promote. http://mwillett.org/atheism/atheistchristmas.htm -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
> For one thing pagan or atheist are the same, as
they both do not accept Somebody needs to tell you that you don't have the right to define other people's views for them. Pagans are not atheists, they believe in other gods, at least many do. Some try to ride two horses and basically worship spirits they don't believe exist: pity them, they're mixed up worse than Episcopalians. Anybody who thinks an atheist is somebody who doesn't believe in your god, called rather unimaginatively "God", is mistaken. Atheists don't believe in any gods. OK, there may be some lame ones that claim the label but don't understand the concept, most of them grow out of it. There are thousands of non-existent gods, your god is not an exception. Your god is only special to you. And believe it or not people who don't believe in your god don't believe he's real or the creator of the universe or their judge when they float down that corridor of light and/or answer the final trump (you Christians often get a bit mixed up about that point yourself). There is little that is as pathetic as watching a Christian wave his non-existent god about and expecting non-believers to cower. Don't you get it? If we believed what you believed we'd be stood beside you. Atheists are not scared of your god for the same reason you're not scared of the super-villains from a comic book. The Romans were not scared of your god either, you don't believe that idea that the Romans killed Christians because they knew Christians were right, do you? That is utterly absurd. As absurd as the idea that Bush wants to kill Bin Laden because Bush believes in Allah and his Prophet but follows Shaitan. > These are empty and worthless claims that only people who decide in advance not to question (as if that was a good thing) can actually accept. >> Atheists, not being pagans, are not the rightful owners of
Christmas. Point made. More than five billion people disagree with you and you are hardly likely to come up with anything approaching a coherent argument so let's just agree to differ shall we? > But I bet they have a happier time than you do. They don't have to pretend to be happy or be seen as a sinner. > For most children these days it is the little baby in the stable that has nothing to do with the real spirit of Christmas. Peace on Earth and Goodwill to all men also has nothing to do with Jesus. Religion divides people. A happy secular Christmas unites them. > The true spirit of Christmas is the fun and the goodwill, not dwelling on the mythical significance of something that if it happened at all was nothing like the way it is portrayed. The Jesus story spoils Christmas, divides people, gives people a reason to sneer and jeer. Keep that stuff where it belongs, in churches attended by consenting adults and drop the nonsense about pretending that Santa Claus is real and Christmas will be more fun for everybody. If your explanation of why we should be good is so convincing why do you have to cram it into children before their critical faculties develop? Manners, ethics, marriage, family life and morals don't require lies to bolster and justify them, surely? They don't in my family. > Including secularists? By the way the name of our planet is a proper noun: Earth. Every truck
stop, creek, hillock and ghost town demands and receives a capital letter
so please extend the same courtesy to our home planet. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
> What makes Paul an authority, his own claim to have seen an image of Jesus? Why does that differ from the claims of Joseph Smith, Mohamed, David Koresh, Sun Myung Moon or Adolf Hitler? > The word and the concept of atheism predates the melding of Hebrew tribal culture with European civilization. Atheism has always implied the denial of all and any gods. The word for somebody who doesn't believe in your specific religion is infidel. I am not an infidel, I do not doubt your god in particular. I don't discriminate, I treat all gods as the same thing: inventions of the human imagination. > What are dieties? They sound like an inferior low calorie equivalent of Pringles. Deity: a postulated preternatural being. Have I ever claimed I can prove there are no gods? Of course not. I stated my beliefs. If you want to prove me wrong you demonstrate that some gods exist. Gods have been defined in such a way that they will not be able to be disproved. When gods are challenged they seem to hide. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
The only way to tackle this issue responsibly is to recognise that preaching
to people isn't going to stop men from using prostitutes. The use of
prostitutes will never be eliminated but efforts can be made to reduce
the demand for them, to arrange the labour market in such a way as it
reduces the number of men living apart from their wives, to make the
use of prostitutes less socially acceptable and to give the women more
alternative opportunities. Then, accepting that prostitution will happen
no matter what you say or do damage limitation is essential and this
should be in the form of condoms. Using prostitutes is not a legitimate
form of procreation for men or gods. Allowing and indeed encouraging
the use of condoms outside marriage, in prostitution, adultery and fornication
has to be the way. If fornication is a sin, fornication without taking
precautions against sexually transmitted diseases and the begetting of
unwanted bastards is surely a worse form of it. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> There had long been, and still is, a pagan
celebration on the solstice The entire edifice is a myth, and transparently so. You only have to allow yourself your usual sceptical observer's toolkit, you know, intellectual tools you use on statements your boss, or Osama Bin Laden or the politicians or political commentators you love to hate make, or indeed the scepticism you already use on religions you don't want to believe in. Faith gives bullshit a Teflon coating and a diamond-hard shine. You just have to allow your brain not to kick in with the ready-made platitudes and be ready as it slams those guilt torpedoes into your kidneys when you do. If you look at your own religion as if it was the religion of some foreign and/or long-dead fools you will see a lot more there than you have ever noticed before. The ancient Hebrews (not your tribe I'll bet) had ancient tribal myths which look similar to tribal myths of other tribes and yet they are all fundamentally incompatible as all claim on the basis of simply being the statements of the revered ancestors, to be true. You are aren't even being cowed by your own ancestors, who the church has taught you to revile as nasty heathens. How sad is that? Your church has stolen your culture and taught you to despise it and honour one that is just as nasty and bloodthirsty and mistaken but is foreign. The tribes that the Christian Church has managed to thoroughly stomp on have childish myths nobody takes seriously, tribal myths of tribes the Church hasn't managed to crush apparently have to be given lip service and you have to pretend they are really worshipping the same same god, even if they worship one with a lot more bodies and arms than the one you're used to. Anybody who fancies himself as a Christian scholar owes it to himself to study the religious ideas of Europe and the Middle East in the time since Alexander, to see Christianity in context rather than to assume that the rest of the world was full of savages. Seen in that context Christianity looks like an apple tree in a fruit orchard whereas the church would like you to see it as an apple tree in a thorn thicket. That whole Hellenic world was awash with godmen who were born of virgins, did miracles, told parables, cured lepers, raised the dead, told stories of catching great hauls of fish whose numbers were significant to those with eyes to see and ears to hear. These godmen redeemed the world by their unjustified persecution and deaths, visited and returned from the underworld and were followed by people who ate symbolic meals of bread and wine and baptised each other with water and wind or sometimes fire. Of course the main difference is that in most of the religions of that time only the rubes were expected to believe the stories were literally true. The priests and the inner circle were much too smart for this. They had ears to hear and eyes to see. The Roman Church burned away whatever inner mysteries Christianity had developed in its first few centuries. Burned away as in burned the books and the authors and the readers and those who passed by a little too slowly and might have heard something that might have been profound, but probably wasn't. Seek out information for yourself. Read book about this period. Finding fair-minded authors who are interested in this period is rare, most are obsessed with proving Christianity right or wrong, but a few can be found that are impartial enough to be worth reading. The trick is to research what else they write about, if they only write about issues directly connected with Christianity and/or Judaism you should dismiss them as likely to be biased. People with fair and enquiring minds would also show an interest in the other cultures and religions of the time. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ sinner_saint wrote: Do we get to select the blind man? Assuming you say yes I ask you to cure David Blunkett. Not because he deserves a miracle cure but simply because if he did have a miracle cure it would rapidly become public knowledge Is tomorrow a good day for you? I'm sure David would be cool with that. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> What is the deal with Scientology and
Mormonism? Are these religions It doesn't matter whether the first person in the chain (Joseph Smith, L Ron Hubbard, Saint Paul etc.) believes in it or not. What matters is whether the second generation believe it. Naturally charlatan/nutcase founder is going to appoint the brightest most capable person who believes his bullshit fully as his successor, appointing somebody who knows it to be bullshit would be a sure recipe for failure. I don't know whether Joseph Smith believed his nonsense or not but I
would be gobsmacked if the leaders of the Mormon church in 1900 and since
believed that the tales they were telling were simply made up. You don't
get promoted in any organization unless you believe its core values and
story. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > I've been looking for a genderless word for God.
How about Master Intelligence? Mistress intelligence? Words have gender gods have sex. (See Greek statuary for details) -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > Turn away from the Rebellion. One thing you have to conclude about this God dude, he isn't omniscient, omnipotent or unchanging, is he? If he was unchanging he wouldn't have changed from demanding lots of burnt goats and lots of slaughter to the wishy-washy character Jesus refers to. He wouldn't have changed from demanding adulterers stoned to "his" new policy of getting them to divorce and declare themselves born again and forgiven. He doesn't seem to very good at picking prophets and clergy, does he? How can the Church of Rome get it right over the choice of books of the Bible then get it wrong about most of the stuff since then? That doesn't make sense. If God can work through His Church at one time why not for all time? Why does God or the Holy Spirit find his true audience in smaller and smaller splits off the Protestant main channel? It's like a mighty river meandering around and then splitting off into smaller and smaller channels in a delta, or is it going to terminate in a foetid swamp? In two hundred years there may be a couple of million churches each with a dozen members, each convinced that only their congregation is following the one and only True Path to the One True God and they are the only people who are saved and the only people who can be moral. God has been seen fighting for and against every European and American power, for and against slavery, for and against civil rights, for and against homosexual rights, for and against the ecological movement, for and against every sporting club, side or team. I struggle to think of any cause that he has not been drafted in to support, oppose or often both. And no doubt you're sure you're on his side. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
At any time we may hear that the bird flu virus has mutated and become a threat to humans, with the possibility of vulnerable people failing to survive it. But what produces this deadly mutation? Does it have the hand of God behind it, making it an example of intelligent design, or is it a random mutation as the virus evolves? Or is there a third explanation? For me the answer is simple, even though I don't know the biological processes involved: the virus evolves. Its effect on humans is just an unlucky outcome. VIrusses quicky mutate, because they are not cells. Cells are much more stable. Do you have AAAAAANYYYYYYYYY prove, that virusses, sponanously change into cells and become more complex live-forms? (Except from infecting existing cells and merging with the existing DNA of cells ) Has anybody claimed viruses spontaneously change into cells? A bird flu virus could mutate spontaneously into a form that could pass from human to human, it could exchange genetic material with a flu virus which is already endemic in humans or a different virus could become either more deadly or more contagious or even both. Or none of the above could happen this decade. But it is a virtual certainty that at some stage a new deadly virus will sweep across the planet with the potential to kill large numbers of people. It is overdue, we have been lucky for longer than we have a right to expect. New diseases do spring up from time to time. The most deadly of diseases
seem to spring out of nowhere, kill millions who are susceptible and
then vanish. Killing the host is a bad strategy for a disease, any disease
which kills most of those who contact it is likely to be short lived.
Over time diseases tend to become less severe. Just think about syphilis,
when the (insert name of hated enemy nation here) pox first emerged it
killed people horribly with hideous deformities. By the nineteenth century
a syphilis infection could be carried for years without too many obvious
signs and it was only in the final stages when the victim went mad that
people were sure they had it. Nowadays syphilis is even less acute, which
means it is far more likely to be spread to the unwary than a disease
that causes the flesh to fall from the body within months of the first
infection. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ One of my cow-orkers thinks the "Blue Laws" (no stores open on Sundays, period) need to be reinstated and enforced because of the rampant secularism in this country. He doesn't even go to church; it's mostly because he doesn't want to work on Sundays. Why should religious idiots be the only people who get to have a proper day off with everybody else each week? I have never had a job which didn't involve 7 day a week working but likewise Sunday has always been a day of shorter hours. That's great. In Britain most shops are limited to 6 hours of trading on Sundays, a nice happy medium between the convenience of weekend shopping and retail workers having some time at home with the whole family. Keep Sunday special, but not that special. I once spent a week in Wales one Sunday. Everything was shut: shops, pubs, thighs, everything. Now there's dull for you boyo. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ ministernotes@yahoo.com wrote: There is nowhere to go that is habitable and isn't inhabited. Why should we go anywhere? Leaving home and stealing somebody else's land isn't done these days. It isn't moral. It never was. It is evil. I will stay right where I am, which probably isn't where you assume
me to be. > http://www.ministernotes.com Is that website or a "How to spot bad web design" example page? > I do not dwell in my flesh. I am my flesh. You are your flesh. The idea that the universe is made up of two fundamentally different sorts of stuff is so old hat and does not fit the evidence. Evil is an adjective. There is no such material as evil. There is no force of evil. Adjectives don't need supernatural anthropomorphic personifications in order to exist. There no more needs be a force for evil than there need be a force for lilac or beige or brittle or limp. The same goes for morality and goodness. Such things will exist in any complicated world whether somebody sets about specifying, designing or creating them or not. Capital letters don't scare me. Neither do old myths told by Bronze
Age shysters and imposed on my ancestors by force. I am free. I have
the power to think for myself and your demons and sky pixies and burning
sulphurous pits have no hold on me. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ What do you call people who died for a lost cause? Name a martyr who stood up to the Christian steamroller, anywhere. How many kamikaze do you think Hirohito knew by name? What about his son? What do you call people that just die? How does dying prove anything? -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > Moorish Mathematics: Forgotten Brilliance? What about the link to great Moorish achievements in engineering and industry? Great mathematics, wonderful tools, so sharp, so clean - so utterly unused. http://mwillett.org/atheism/islamicgoldenage.htm -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > You will, obviously, be given the stock response that there is no evidence AGAINST these things either. This, of course, is true - but it does not affect your reasoned decision not to believe. At this point, you can simply point out - politely, ideally - that the conversation has run its course and that there is nothing more to be said. Because there *is* nothing more to be said: one who does not believe cannot be made to believe - but one who DOES believe sees evidence everywhere, and could not be persuaded that it is not there. Nothing here requires confrontation, or aggression, or sarcasm, or abuse, or preaching and sermonising either point of view - which is how most conversations about religion end up when they continue on past this point (and I do not pretend that I have not been involved in a fair few of them myself). >> I do not believe in a Very reasonable. I would go further, though, in that - barring those choosing to study comparative religion (religion being a major part of human history and therefore being worthy of study) - even five minutes is too much. I would not expect a school to teach any child of mine about the Loch Ness Monster. >> Maybe there is a designer of the universe, I don't believe
it but I am Who is to say that any of these are genuine religious
experiences? And, moreover, who is to say that rejecting these as genuine
religious experiences proves there is no God or gods? Of course none of them are genuine religious experiences, don't be silly. >> Tribal people all over the world the world have myths which
everybody knows are fictional An important point about 'myth': myths are not truth, and in most cultures were never intended to be viewed as truth. They are simply stories that *contain* truth - such as morality tales. However, it is a modern tendency to assume that 'not true' necessarily means 'a lie'. Ancient peoples may not have viewed 'myth' in quite such a black-or-white way. Well then they are wrong. A story that feel like it is true or should be true or illustrates truth better than truth itself is still a lie. Truth needs no myths and any form of parable-telling or myth weaving that leads the audience to treat the myth or parable as in any way true is damaging. Even fiction that sets out to tell a moral story can be damaging. "It makes you think, doesn't it?" is not a good enough excuse to condone deliberate falsehoods. I recently saw my daughter perform in a play of To Kill a Mockingbird and it was deeply moving, but it was fiction, the character of Tom Robinson was written to appear solid and simple, Bob Ewell was written to be a cardboard cut-out racist. It made me think alright, but it made me think what I was meant to think. Real life doesn't do that. Real life has no scriptwriter and no agenda. In contrast many religious stories are made up in every single detail, with nowhere near as well written or rounded characters and people are told to believe them literally. It is literalism that is the biggest curse the Hebrew people have inflicted on the world. >> Why do so many people assume that if the world they see could be considered the work of an Intelligent Designer that automatically >> there is only one candidate for that job? If we assume for a moment that there is a Creator, then the person who created the universe was The Person Who Created The Universe. There is no other candidate - but that is all that can be said. After that, it is ALL speculation, Christian or not. Quite. That's the Leap of Faith they make. They leap from 'let us posit a creator with intelligence' to and he is obviously the God our ancestors were told to believe in, wasn't he? There is no logical justification for that leap at all. If the universe requires a designer (I don't believe it does) all we can say about that designer is that he/she/it/they must be significantly smarter than any people we know about. There is no reason to assume that the putative designer has a plan for us or cares about our lives, will grant us eternal life, needs our belief, communicated to long dead old men, has any laws for us or is even still around still less can we deduce which tribe if any he really wants to win in a genocidal battle in the Levant. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
>>> Who is to say that any of these are
genuine religious experiences? And, moreover, who is to say that rejecting
these as genuine Gods cannot be disproved. You can show they are self-contradictory propositions
but a god that created the universe can ceate logic in his own image
too so even that is futile. You can demand that a particular god smites
you (which I have done) http://mwillett.org/SMITECAM.htm and when he
doesn't that apparently proves he is real and either pissed off but patient
or forgiving. If you challenge other gods that "the real one" is
meant to be jealous of to smite you then somehow exactly the same lack
of evidence proves that the other god doesn't exist and that the real
one is still patient or forgiving. It seems the point of evidence is
to confirm that the faithful are right, not that they need it. > There is no proof against the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn either. While we know who made them up, when and why apparently that isn't seen as a knockdown argument against the Book of Mormon or the tosh invented by L Ron Hubbard, still less about the religions invented by St Paul or Muhammad. >> Well then they are wrong. A story that feel like it is true
or should Writers deliberately try to make a particular point by the way they tell it and whose angle they use to describe what happens. Have you ever seen the film Entrapment? Imagine how easily it would have been possible to retell and re-shoot that story so you detested those arrogant and selfish thieves rather than look upon them as glamorous adventurers. Just imagine retelling the old testament in such a way as it portray the ancient Hebrews as a bunch of deceitful bloodthirsty superstitious and genocidal primitive savages who didn't even know how to smelt iron. Hang on, hasn't somebody done that already? > Believing that the entire universe was made for the benefit of man and that the end of the world (a good thing, apparently) was due any day now has to be seen as a bad thing for the rest of the world, especially when the man with his finger on the 'nookular' button believes that corrosive shit. >> Quite. That's the Leap of Faith they make. They leap from
'let us Love can be explained very easily with logic. Read How the Mind Works by Steven Pinker. Love is no mystical paradox it makes perfect rational sense to commit to a partner to an irrational degree as being the best way to secure the future of families in stressful times. And understanding how it works doesn't stop it working. >> If the universe requires a designer (I don't believe it does) And a designer smarter than we are is a significantly harder thing to
explain than the existence of a wonderful but simple universe following
its own laws. Before there was space, time, energy or matter there was,
well, a human-like entity with wisdom without experience and a need to
create a universe full of people who had to believe in him so he could
reward or torture them at the end of their brief lives. That is not an
explanation, it's a cosmic-scale bad joke. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
>> Jesus is either an avatar of a god or he is an ancient dead foreign man thoroughly enmeshed in myth. We really don't need to make a choice on that issue in order to decide that doing what he would do is probably not the best possible guide to sensible or moral behaviour: we are neither gods, nor dead, nor myths, nor founders of a new religion. Well, you're certainly not a god, not dead, not a myth, nor founder of a new religion. But one day you WILL be dead. Wrong I'm afraid. I am the founder of a new religion. OK, I was bored, these things happen. http://mwillett.org/church-of-ultimate-naked-truth.htm You have up until that moment to change your position. Best of luck. Why do you assume I give any of your beliefs a special place in my mind?
You poor deluded man. I am not afraid of your bogeyman. I do not believe
in disembodied souls. I have no silly superstitious beliefs at all. You
and your hellfire to me are as scary as a six year old girl with plastic
fangs. You just look faintly ridiculous. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> There are people who don't know anything about the Hebrew tribal god and his nemesis The Devil is not the nemesis of the 'Hebrew tribal god'. The Devil is a New Testament concept. The Old Testament God was capable of His own evil and did not require a devil. Wasn't the jealous Hebrew god with the fried goat fetish meant to be the father of Jesus? Of course in the beginning there is no devil or Satan or Lucifer or Beelzebub or whatever you want to call him, just a snake which could talk that God pulled the legs off. The unchanging God changes all the time. He could be elsewhere in the Garden and not notice the original sin happening but now apparently he can see into the minds of a hundred million boys simultaneously and knows what they're thinking. That's a bit inconsistent. He can do anything, create galaxies (or the illusion of galaxies) one day and then a thousand years later he can't defeat chariots of iron. He told people to stone adulterers and Sabbath breakers to death one century and now he calls lesbians to be priests. It's almost as if God changes according to the way that people think. Maybe one day people won't think about him at all. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
Any kid who read Kipling's Just-So stories should recognise what this is: How the Leopard Got his Spots, How the Snake Lost his Legs, etc. Most cultures are sensible about their myths, it is Hebrew culture that became excessively and perversely literal. What use is a myth when people try to believe it is history or science? Believing myth as literally true is a tremendous intellectual own-goal, it is hardly surprising that when Christianity arrived in Rome the Empire ground to a halt within a single lifetime and civilization went into a thousand year decline we are still paying the price for. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
The idea of the Serpent being Satan is retrospective continuity. I understand that the serpent or snake was a very important symbol in Mesopotamian mythology, and finds his way into Genesis from older stories. Many people have difficulty with the obvious truth that Genesis was a writing down (once they had the technology) of pre-existing myths and stories which have been influenced by other stories in the same region. Of course originally the serpent was just a talking animal, and nobody questions why animals could talk in stories of the ancestor's times. People are always willing to believe that different rules of physics, chemistry, biology and human emotion existed if you are prepared to go back more than a couple of hundred years. Later the serpent doesn't fit with the new philosophies so he is glossed over (gloss: verb, to write a glossary, twisting the interpretation of a pre-existing text) to appear to be the nemesis of Yahweh: Satan the evil almost-but-quite god who has power to make those who don't believe in the right god do evil.
What do you expect me to show, respect? I will respect the religious when they stop calling me a hell-bound heathen sinner, a kafir, a fool or a dupe of their god's pet. When religious people respect atheism and atheists then I will respect them in equal measure. Religion is just a hobby. It does not deserve any more respect or legal protection than sky-diving or stamp collecting. When it is laughable I will laugh. I do not hate believers just the lies they tell to each other, especially those lies they tell about those people who do not share their delusions. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > Jesus was a rebellious Jew who was given the mission
to show us the Wasn't Jesus meant to have been the blood sacrifice that atoned for all the sins of man committed and yet to be committed? Utter tosh. A god sacrifices an avatar of himself (to himself?) in order to stop himself punishing us for the sins we have committed and he can foresee us committing. Please feel free to babble like a baboon at this point. The Christian story does not even begin to make sense. Sacrificing animals to a sky god makes no sense. That unchanging sky god [is] then getting bored of these sacrifices doesn't make sense. Him allowing himself to be killed as a sacrifice to end all sacrifices, as he doesn't like them any more is simply insane. Christianity has only ever been transmitted from rich, advanced and militarily powerful nations to weak and primitive nations. Is it any bloody wonder that it has never managed to flow against the tide of human history? Could you imagine turning up as a poor, shoeless and stinking monk in the court of a great emperor and getting your "good news" listened to? -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> Hating something you don't believe exists is meaningless. I never have been able to get my head around people like that. I don't believe in souls, spirits or gods, I know (as much as I ever know anything) that they have all been invented. Hating Yahweh, Baal or Kali makes as much sense as hating Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Emperor Palpatine or Count Dracula. If they were real deciding whether I hated them would be appropriate, as they are not I just enjoy the drama. Not that the Bible is great literature or a thumping good story, even by the modest standards of George Lucas and Ian Fleming. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ No, it wasn't me that cried foul. I'm a big boy, I can take it. It was the meek and mild milksop Christian who objected to my tone. He presumably wants to keep the shield of religious tolerance up high in front of his face, allowing him to make a few unopposed jabs with the spear of righteous indignation when he sees fit. Note: there is a huge grin on face as I'm typing this, don't take it so seriously. I don't hate Christians, I am just frustrated that I have to share a planet with so many of them. And my bed actually, come to that. >> What use is a myth when people try to believe it is history
or science? It depends. If people know and fully understand that something is not literally true but it helps illustrate a complicated and otherwise hard to explain concept then yes it can have a value, as any simile, metaphor or hypothetical model can. But if people literally believe there was a Good Samaritan, an Ugly Duckling, a King Arthur or a Robin Hood then they are wrong, there is a difference between learning from an analogy and learning from a lie. Myths become especially corrosive when people place the lessons learned from listening to retold lies ahead of the direct experience of their own lives: warty-faced old women in real life don't cook children in ovens after fattening them up on gingerbread, at worst they smell of cabbage, mothballs and urine and burst your football if it goes into their garden and scares their cat. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
>> Many people have difficulty with the obvious truth that Genesis
was a writing down (once they had the technology) of pre-existing myths
and stories which have been influenced by other stories in the same Again, I suspect that you are perhaps a little too willing to believe that people 'back then' were stupid, and believed in talking animals. Many may have, but I suspect that for most these myths were symbolic stories, not intended to be read as literal truth. We have a problem with this idea today because, from a modern point of view, if it says "he said" or "she did" and it does not have credits at either end of it, or at least a set of curtains to cover scene changes, we seem to assume it must be intended as factual. Of course they were not believed as literally true, the same as the tales told by scout leaders around camp-fires are not believed as literally true today although there are no obvious clues that they are to be taken as fictional. Most people are plenty smart enough to get the picture and who cares about the simpletons or has the energy to explain it to them? Most people know the difference between history, myth (ancient, modern, traditional, folk or urban), fiction, metaphor and simile. Always have done too. Except, apparently, Jews and Christians. Why is this? -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> Wasn't Jesus meant to have been the blood sacrifice that atoned
for all the sins of man committed and yet to be committed? But Abraham wasn't the last one, was he? What about Exodus 22:29 Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me. Numbers 31:25-29 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Take the sum of the prey that was taken, both of man and of beast, thou, and Eleazar the priest, and the chief fathers of the congregation: And divide the prey into two parts; between them that took the war upon them, who went out to battle, and between all the congregation: And levy a tribute unto the Lord of the men of war which went out to battle: one soul of five hundred, both of the persons, and of the beeves, and of the asses, and of the sheep: Take it of their half, and give it unto Eleazar the priest, for an heave offering of the LORD. Judges 11:29-40 2 Samuel 21:1, 8-9, 14 1 Kings 13:2 2 Kings 23:20 That genocidal Hebrew god was a blood thirsty god whose only excuse is the ultimate alibi: he wasn't and isn't there. <Basso profondo voice over> Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
And the other terrible thing about the afterlife hypothesis, getting some jerk who doesn't know anything about the person who died speaking at the funeral. In every funeral I have been to I start to ask myself who has died, listening to the men in the dresses it seems the only death that counts happened nearly two thousand years ago and nothing else matters. It is only when the families and friends say a eulogy that you find out about the person who has died and what they meant to other people. The religion stuff is an insult to the dead and an insult to the intelligence of the mourners. -- Martin Willett
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> What does God think of the gays? God doesn't exist so the whole first question is irrelevant. Is being gay wrong? That depends on how you define wrong. If you believe that a god made the universe and so we have to do what he wants because of some perversion of paternal or property rights, or else, then the question can be answered. If you don't believe in any gods or duty to the universe then there is no absolute moral standard that has to be applied. From a utilitarian angle homosexuality per se does not appear to be wrong. It is not by definition harmful to society. However rampant promiscuity does seem to be a bad thing, there are aspects of the behaviour of some homosexuals which on balance do seem to be best discouraged. What should be done with gays? Integrate them fully in society, encourage monogamous relationships, discourage promiscuity. Demanding that everybody treats them as the same as heterosexuals is probably a bad idea. There is no freedom in a world where people have to pretend to accept and celebrate everything that isn't explicitly illegal. http://mwillett.org/Politics/tolerate.htm -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
>>> What does God think of the gays? Nonsense Michael. The ancient Hebrews were a bunch of homophobic male chauvinists and the god they invented was created in their image. Homosexuality is natural, a widespread minority, and also widely persecuted. Whether a society develops to be tolerant of homosexuality or intolerant seems fairly arbitrary but once it has set off on particular trajectory it is unlikely to deviate. Eunuchs are not homosexuals. Men have had the urge to sacrifice to their god with white meat for a long time. Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_marriage_vs_castration/mt19_11-12.html http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_marriage_vs_castration/mt19_12.html
-- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > You are a cretin. You automatically assume that somehow because child sexual abuse is terrible that somehow the drive that leads to it must be evil and so powerful it can't possibly be resisted. Why? The drives that lead to murder and rape can be resisted quite easily by most people. There is no connection between heinousness of crimes and the ability or inability to resist committing them. Why assume that this one urge is uniquely insatiable? The statistics don't
back up that gut feeling. Sexual abusers have lower recidivism rates than
violent criminals and thieves, much lower. Look it up for yourself. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ Your sympathy for kiddiefuckers is noted. My sympathy is with those who are not kiddiefuckers but know they are inclined that way, they not only have to deal with those urges and suppressing them they also have to deal with people like you who presume they can't possibly suppress them. How would a normal man feel if the world was run by militant lesbian feminists
who claimed all heterosexual men were incurable rapists who should be castrated
to protect the public? The analogy is exact. Paedophilia is an attraction,
a sexual orientation, not an uncontrollable beast inside. If you have that
orientation what are you meant to do? Live in hiding all your life and
not dare speak to anybody about they way you think and feel because you
expect to be lynched if you do? How is that attitude going to help anybody
to face up to their problems? Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > Should you be hanged for the murders you might think about? Nobody who has a thought should be considered uncontrollable. I would like to be rich, that doesn't mean I should be put in prison to prevent me from robbing. Your arguments do not make any sense, you seem to be some kind of a sick deviant who enjoys inflicting suffering on the innocent and wallows in intolerance and competitive bigotry. Paedophilia is not a crime, it is a thought. Sexual abuse is a crime. Paedophilia could be a motivation for a crime, but a large proportion of sexual assaults committed on children are not committed by paedophiles but by situational abusers, people who abuse when the situation arises without having a history of fascination with sex with children. Surely it makes sense for the law to be concerned only when a crime is committed and for a witch-hunt to be avoided so that those people with paedophilic tendencies who want help to stop them committing crimes can get it without fear of being outed and hounded by ignorant savages. In Britain a woman paediatrician had her house vandalized by a mob of idiots enraged at the idea that a "paedo scum monster" was living in their community. If you make people with urges like that think only "their own kind" understands them then they will only communicate with others who have similar tendencies. This can lead them into excusing, co-operating in and justifying abusive behaviour, which is surely a thoroughly bad thing. Falling over each other to condemn louder and more violently than anybody
else is not a solution to anything, it exacerbates the problem. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > As I said, you too will find out if you're right or I'm right
at the moment of You are trying to make out that your "win" is somehow likely or that your version of the afterlife and your judge of choice is the only possibility that exists. Your religion only seems like the default answer because of your history. Your religion had the lucky break to get taken up by Constantine, ever since then it has had a downhill course to follow, from rich and militarily powerful to the weak, defeated and oppressed. Never once since that one conversion has Christianity had to battle against a decent religion backed up by superior force. So it hasn't been defeated. Yet. Surviving against a challenge that hasn't come and questioning that hasn't been allowed (often on pain of death) Christianity still exists, that is not "The Test of Time". When Christianity has bumped up against a mature religion and a mature economy, like in India and China and Japan little headway has been made. You really should not be so arrogant as to assume that your religion is somehow charmed and the only possibility to be considered. It has simply been lucky to be the religion of the parts of the world that were inevitably going to expand and prosper. In another hundred years the arrogance you display about your religion will appear as quaint and pathetic as the arrogance that the Victorians showed that the white man was inevitably superior. In both cases the race and the religion were lucky that history was going their way and all they had to do to prosper was to fail to screw up. You might be right, I might be right, an infinite series of other different possibilities might be right. The idea that it is a fifty-fifty chance that the only god that exists is the one you believe in is absurd. Am I right in assuming you are an atheist for all the thousands of traditional tribally invented and faith transmitted gods apart from your own? None of those ridiculous transparently fictional gods could exist, and you'll take a chance on yours existing and use the ultimate mind control weapon of faith to help you. Isn't that another way of characterizing your belief? -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
>> You are trying to make out that your "win" is somehow
likely or that your version of the afterlife and your judge of choice is
the only possibility that exists. The reason you believe that is that it was the belief of the last lot of psychopaths who beat the crap out of your ancestors. The religion wasn't more persuasive, the swords were. Christianity has never, not once, conquered a mighty nation with a coherent religion and superior technology. Your religion is the bully religion, pushed by Roman legions, European kings and despots and the invading genocidal wave of settlers of the "New World". Christianity spread across the world slower than smallpox, whiskey and gin. Just a bit slower. But it followed the exact same path. Not once has Christianity been sucked into a nation by popular demand, it was always pushed, often at the point of a gun, often on a population bruised and battered by disease, war and the culture shock of meeting an advanced civilization that was, coincidentally, Christian. There is nothing inherently superior about Christianity, it is just the brand of nonsense believed in by those who crushed the wills of your ancestors to maintain their own tribal superstitions. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
> We don't even have to go into the realm of the absurd aliens to Quite. The whole moral issue is wrongly framed in so many ways. We can make a moral social contract with each other not to eat each other but we can't with animals. If we decide not to eat animals it is a one way deal. We don't eat them, they don't know we won't eat them. They won't love us for it, they will be oblivious. And other animals that want to eat us will not care and if anything they will prefer eating vegetarians to carnivores. That dog don't hunt. But the veg*ns will keep trotting it out every few
weeks as if it was valid. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ >> Why is it impossible for a mythical man to be quoted as saying
something illogical? If Jesus can be illogical then all will be damned. You don't want that to be true therefore... Actually therefore nothing, you can't wish the truth into existence no matter what the consequences of it not being true are or will be. If there was no Jesus Christ, Saviour, your life would have no meaning. And? You can't wish things to become true simply because you don't like the consequences of them not being true. My grandmother could not live a life without her husband of over fifty years. Life without him was an unthinkable and unbearable misery. She could not face life without him. Nevertheless he was dead. The universe does not care that you cannot face the idea that your life
has no external and objective meaning or purpose. The ultimate naked truth
is you live, you die. Get used to it. Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > Where did you get the idea that God is a petty-minded
vindictive The Bible. Have you read it? Well, you don't need to read it all, there's plenty of material in it without polluting your mind with the entire thing. Genocidal: The story of Joshua, Judges Petty-minded: That foreskin thing, pork, shellfish, seething a kid in its mother's milk, cursing a fig tree yada yada Vindictive: Sodom and Gomorrah and that little matter of wiping out all
life on the planet with exception of the contents of the ark, no doubt
including a fair few unborn babies as well as the born ones. The plagues
of Egypt (why he couldn't just have just learnt Egyptian is beyond me).
That story of the God setting a bear on some children. Death by stoning
as punishment for "breaking the Sabbath". > So did Saint Adolf Hitler, peace be upon him. > Would you have said that if the Apache had taken your mother? >> How many mass murderers have you hugged to your bosom, invited
into your No. People make laws. Gods don't exist, priests tell tales of bad laws. Good laws come from good people. Secular democracies are superior to theocracies in every time and place. >> The story of Jesus cannot be separated from the story of torture
and By what twisted logic? The resurrection is just as invisible, only members of a cult claimed to have seen it and who trusts cult members as reliable witnesses for anything? Even if the resurrection was a fact how does this demonstrate that Jesus died for our sins? If I walk up to a shop and lay a large sum of money on the counter and then go away what have I bought? OK, now take away the shop and the counter and repeat the process. What have I bought? Who has Jesus/God paid off? Who said there was something for sale? Who says the price paid is acceptable currency? Who says this is what Jesus wanted to do, he had plenty of time to clearly announce his intentions without speaking in riddles, why didn't he? If forgiveness by God is what was bought why didn't he just forgive? Or why didn't he give a sign that everybody could understand not just those taken in by a cult or indoctrinated by the church of the empire? What is the point of forgiving people? What is the point of telling people
that they are forgiven? Do you tell homosexuals, murderers, paedophiles
and thieves that they are forgiven BEFORE they act? Do you tell your children
before they go out that, not to worry, you forgive them, and you already
have? Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > The Bible says so. I get to play the faith card. Can you PROVE that No. No more than you can disprove the existence of any of the thousands of gods that people have invented. With the faith card you can claim anything you have the nerve to lay alongside it. To the neutral observer it looks like you are an idiot, unfortunately the world is rather low on neutral observers as so many people have been taught that they have to respect faith as if it was something other than a Get Out Of Logic Free card, even if they don't use it themselves. Faith is not a virtue, it is logical cowardice. Only somebody whose ideas were fundamentally lame would have to resort to the use of faith. Mathematics doesn't need faith. Science doesn't need faith. Not even politician[s] need faith, they trust the people to recognize a good argument well made, they don't use faith as a diversionary tactic to draw fire away from the flaws of their case. -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/ > What turd world shithole are you wasting away in? Why should I answer that? Are you too dumb to find out? Why would my location be something to be proud or ashamed of as if I won my nationality as a prize for being a particularly well behaved sperm? Is the accident of your birth the only thing that sheds any hint of a glorious light on your wretched existence? You come from a country where men walked on the Moon, but not you. You come from a country that produced some people who had a really good education and did smart things, but not you. You come from a nation where some people (mostly black) won some Olympic medals, but not you. You come from a country where men built skyscrapers, but not you. You come from a nation where by dint of having large numbers of taxpayers buying good weapons some people killed some backward untrained rabble in a war. Was that you? Or have you got even less to be proud of than that? Put down the flag of the large country you happen to have been born in and look in the mirror at yourself and see if you have anything to be proud of personally. Ask yourself whether any other Americans would be proud to say "I come from the land that produced Bawana!" -- Martin Willett http://mwillett.org/
There are a good few million Americans who are terrific people, who build
great businesses, who care about their fellow man and our natural environment,
who do great things, who think amazing thoughts. Some of the most admirable
people I know are Americans. I salute them. America's greatness does not reflect glory on the bulk of her citizens,
but they think it does. The rest of the world looks on dumbfounded at the antics of the beer-swilling, flag-waving third rate yahoos who seem to |