SMITECAM III: The Word of God

SMITECAM III

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Smitecam III: The Word of God

Don't Bite Me Smite Me!

Wednesday 7th July 04 starting at 20:00 GMT (9pm British Summer Time)

I'm still standing! SMITECAM III challenged the gods and found them wanting.

I was joined by several mystery guests.

Why am I doing such a childish thing? Because the world has gone mad. The world protects those people who believe in patent absurdities from scrutiny and much deserved ridicule. I want to protest and make a point of doing so. I have no problem with people being religious but I have to protest when religion is given unwarranted protection. To me religion deserves no more and no less protection than any view on any issue. Religion needs no protection against blasphemy and ridicule. Freedom of speech, freedom of expression and freedom of association give all the protection any religion needs.

Stockport library keeps the Quran safe behind the desk. Safe from defilement in the hands of infidels, or by the hands of infidels?

The time has come to challenge the hocus pocus of holy words. The time when only a few could read saw the rise of the cult of magic words. Big books with hidden powers, secret powers of the word looked after by men in pointy hats who carried sticks. Priests, wizards, shamans, magicians or charlatans, they all wanted the great unwashed to be cowed by the power of words on paper, holy tomes and magic incantations, words with magic powers. Enough is enough!

I will be challenging the gods by name and I will be burning “sacred” images and “sacred” words and standing up to the wrath of the empty air.

Sponsorship

If any capitalist pigs or their running dogs want to sponsor the Smitecam III event the price is a significant quantity of ale or cider and some nibbles, and it has to be delivered too. This isn't profit, it is legitimate expenses.

Note to gods:

If any gods reading this want to explain why they wouldn't want to smite me please get in touch via email, telepathy, words of fire across the sky, telephone, instant message, vision or SMS. In all cases quoting the password that is pinned up on my office notice board. Apologies for absence will not be accepted from omnipresent deities.

Note: the password was LEMONGRASS.ENEMA, no messages were received. I think it might have made the local news if those words had appeared in fire in the skies over Cheadle Hulme.

Mike pointed out to me that me knowing the password made the telepathy route unreliable, if I imagined a voice in my head of course such a voice would know the password. Next time I will keep the password secret from myself.

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connected: ezChat version 0.54
Mike:: Good, still works in Opera then!
Mike:: I'm afraid I'm video-less. Some friends came over and I had no time to install anything...
Martin Willett:: Well, the main event should be the chat.
Martin Willett:: Well, that was the plan!
Mike:: Done any warm-up exercises? How WARM did they get? LOL
Martin Willett:: I've done a couple of test firings.
Martin Willett:: Which you've probably seen.
Mike:: Yes, they worked very well.
Martin Willett:: I've yet to try the Three in one version.
Martin Willett:: Can you think of a name for it?
Mike:: Tri-nity-ro Toluene?
Mike:: (TNT)
Martin Willett:: Tres drol.
Martin Willett:: Satan's toasting fork perhaps?
Mike:: Now that has a ring to it.
Martin Willett:: Not that he'll be surviving the night either.
Mike:: Glad to hear you're not taking sides!
Martin Willett:: I'm trying to be even handed. But with these bloody Hindu gods that's hard...
Martin Willett:: on the one hand and on the other and the other and the other
Mike:: Are you planning to use Vishwakarma?
Martin Willett:: Yes, white bearded git heavy on the arms.
Mike:: You saw that story I sent you, then. Classic bit of nonsense.
Martin Willett:: Yes, scary stuff.
Martin Willett:: Where is everybody?
Mike:: Dunno.
Mike:: Down some Boddies and relax. They'll come.

Martin Willett:: I'm quite relaxed now, I've downed quite a bit.
Martin Willett:: But I don't fancy burning these buggers up if nobody is going to see them burn!
Mike:: Why doesn't the Internet have an equivalent of popping your head round someone's door and shouting for them?
Martin Willett:: I think that was the idea behind instant messaging, but the diferent systems have made it work less well than it could.
Mike:: You're right. There should be a common interface standard with alternative products built on top of it
Martin Willett:: And no bloody adverts.
Mike:: Right on, brother.
Martin Willett:: A standards commission to agree a single protocol.
Mike:: I don't think it will happen, but I can't pinpoint why I feel that way.
Martin Willett:: Justva stab in the dark here...
Mike:: Probably because business doesn't use it. Mind you, they SHOULD use it, it's cheaper than the phone for a start!
Martin Willett:: money?
Mike:: As you said, money...
Mike:: I see azdak is logged onto the board.
#cake fairy joined
Martin Willett:: Hello Kate.
#cake fairy:: Hello.
Mike:: Hi there Kate
#cake fairy:: Hello, Mike.
#cake fairy:: I see Martin's still intact.
Martin Willett:: This isn't working! One person watching who isn't here.
#cake fairy:: Probably because over here (east coast US) it's 4:20 pm.
#cake fairy:: Everyone's still working.
Mike:: That gives me a nasty thought - how many are on the WEST coast?
Martin Willett:: At this rate I'll be drunk before they get home.
#cake fairy:: Well, at least you'll be drunk.
Martin Willett:: Every cloud has a silver lining.
Mike:: We'll probably be lucky to see Goddess/centretek too...
#cake fairy:: Yeah, it's the middle of the night there, huh?
Martin Willett:: There's no ideal time for this stuff.
Martin Willett:: I asked Venky and he said no chance, 4am for him!
Mike:: That's fair enough!
Martin Willett:: I've got all these Hindu gods to burn, armfuls of them, and nobody to see.
#cake fairy:: :( It's too bad.
Mike:: I wish I had a video feed. Are you going to make another transcript with photos Martin?
#cake fairy:: *nods* That would be nice.
Martin Willett:: Yes, this stuff will be easy enough to copy.
Mike:: So, no thunder storms in Cheadle?
Martin Willett:: No, that was last night.
#cake fairy:: Heh, we had one a few hours ago.
Mike:: Weather's gone tame again here too. It was gale force earlier
Mike:: You should Earth yourself regardless. They might be lulling you into a false sense of security...
Martin Willett:: BIG thunder yesterday.
#cake fairy:: Damn, I've got to go.
#cake fairy:: Good luck with the whole thing.
#cake fairy left
Martin Willett:: Thanks.
Mike:: That's a shame.
Mike:: Peter's on the board, he's in London, isn't he?
Martin Willett:: Not sure, could be.
Martin Willett:: Species-ism
Mike:: Yes? What of it?
Martin Willett:: Just looking at your post.
Mike:: I just think that the singular form isn't 'specie', it's 'species', so...
Mike:: Did you see the Thrill Rides program on Channel 5 the other night?
Martin Willett:: Not my obsession.
Mike:: It was impressive stuff, but they kept getting the science wrong when they were talking about weightlessness.
Mike:: I won't say any more, for fear of getting evangelical
#Mark joined
Mike:: Good evening
#Mark:: Any lightning yet?
Mike:: Not even any fire :\
Martin Willett:: I'm trying to get this stuff sorted out.
Martin Willett:: I can't get anybody viewing.
#Mark:: Haven't loaded Yahoo video. Will have to take your word for what you're doing
Mike:: That makes two of us Mark
Mike:: Uh -oh - just got a strange message in my EZBoard window...
#Mark:: Well, who have you burned so far?
Mike:: I think you should just start, Martin. That's what we do in bands when there's an audience of two...
Martin Willett:: Nobody, I'm afraid.
#Mark:: What are you afraid of?
Mike:: hee hee. The East-Coasters might be returning home soon. Give 'em 10 minutes to grab a Bud...
Martin Willett:: or a beer.
Mike:: :)
#Mark:: Give me ten minutes. Gotta drop the boy off at his baseball game.
Mike:: OK, shall we reschedule for 2100GMT?
Martin Willett:: I'm struggling here with Yahoo, trying to get anybody to see what I'm doing.
Mike:: Wish I could help
OliverBendix joined
OliverBendix:: Morning Martin
OliverBendix:: Still there?
Martin Willett:: Yes. Perhaps it is.
Mike:: Hi Oliver
Mike:: What time is it in NZ?
OliverBendix:: 9 am
OliverBendix:: I can't stay long, I'm at work and off to a meeting shortly
OliverBendix:: so who will SMITE me?
Mike:: *gets into spirit at last* COME ON, BAAL, YOU FATSO!
Mike:: Or is that Bacchus?
OliverBendix:: BANG ME BEELZEBUB!
Mike:: I have a CROSS-CUT shredder here. Just realised how appropriate that could be....
Mike:: I have a cross picture ready. Shall I drop it in?
Martin Willett:: My first plan was for a shredder based Smitecam event, but the thing broke.
Mike:: Perhaps I can help...
Mike:: *drops cross into shredder* SEE! IT'S JUST A GEOMETRIC SYMBOL! HA!
OliverBendix:: Draw a dead man on it next time.
Mike:: I'm not good at art
Mike:: It didn't make enough noise. I'll use A4 next time instead of a post-it...
OliverBendix:: For proper idol-smashing it should be gold leaf. What's the word for idol-smashing?
Martin Willett:: Iconoclasm?
Martin Willett:: Fun?
OliverBendix:: that's it. not enough coffee this morning.
#Mark:: Your shredder broke? Isn't that a sign?
#Mark:: Open your eyes heathens!!!
Martin Willett:: Now where's my lighter gone?
Mike:: I have drawn a proper one on A4 now. Ready when you are.
Mike:: It's just started raining here.
OliverBendix:: Before I head off: OFF WITH MY HEAD, JEHOVAH
#Mark:: Raining here too. Not good for baseball
Mike:: That's the spirit! Way to get smitten!
OliverBendix:: see you, I have to leave. Fortunately whole.
#Mark:: JUST WAIT!!!
OliverBendix left
Mike:: Well played, Oliver.
Mike:: Got any pyrotechnics going yet, Martin?
baldbantam joined
Martin Willett:: I'm just about to start.
baldbantam:: How we doing? Has Martin been fried yet?
Martin Willett:: With a little boy in blue.
Mike:: Hi bb, just getting going
Martin Willett:: Anybody guess who it is?
Mike:: It's not Jesus, is it?
Martin Willett:: Not yet.
baldbantam:: little boy = Dalai Lama? found as a child on a regular basis.
Martin Willett:: Nope, but closer
Mike:: Buddha?
Martin Willett:: Boy with a flute.
baldbantam:: I know the point is to prove the non-existence of the gods, but it would be cool if Martin got struck by lightning.
baldbantam:: Boy with a flute - Pan?
Martin Willett:: Krishna.
Mike:: Ah.
Martin Willett:: KRUSH ME KRISHNA!
Martin Willett:: Into the flames <bwahhha!>
Mike:: Still here?
Martin Willett:: Yes.
Martin Willett:: I crashed Yahoo though.
Martin Willett:: I'll just reopen it.
Mike:: Is that Krishna's best attempt? Crashing Yahoo Messenger?
#Mark:: Who crashed it? You or Krishna?
Martin Willett:: Difficult to say.
baldbantam:: Got to start somewhere. Maybe it's a warning shot across the bows.
Martin Willett:: I'll reload as Trillian, and toast another god.
Mike:: Trillian was carried off by a Norse god wasn't she?
Martin Willett:: OK. I'll pick a Norse god.
Martin Willett:: OOOODIIIIN!
#Mark:: Maybe you can hedge your bets by burning Satan.
baldbantam left
Mike:: He's on the menu, I believe
Martin Willett:: Ah! there's the one eyed get!

Mike:: rotfl
Martin Willett:: Odin, prepare to meet thy doom!

Martin Willett:: Well, he's ashes.
Mike:: Hooray!
Martin Willett:: And I'm not.
Mike:: Perhaps it was Thor's night off
Mike:: I'm wearing my devil horns, by the way. And they're flashing.
Martin Willett:: OK, who's next?
Mike:: ...so the lightning bolt should have no trouble.
#Mark:: I'm eating dinner. Hope I don't choke.
#Mark:: Who's the god of food?
Mike:: Toyuke (Toyouke) Okami, the god of food, clothing, and housing
#Mark:: HERE"S TO YOU TOYOUKE!!
Mike:: Seems to be the only well-known one. No wonder sushi looks so carefully-wrapped.
#Mark:: and watch out for those blowfish
Martin Willett:: OK, it's time for our old friend THOTH
Martin Willett:: THOTH THOTH
Martin Willett:: THQUOTH ME LIKE A MOTH!
Martin Willett:: Old Ibis-head heads into the flames...
Martin Willett:: He didn't put up a fight.
Mike:: Nah, too ancient.
Martin Willett:: Jesus Christ!
#Mark:: What's the time delay between here and heaven?
Ol Welsh Hippie joined
Mike:: Want to make this one a joint effort Martin?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: Hello all
#Mark:: How about a trinity?
#Mark:: Welcome
Mike:: I have an A4 Crucifix and my shredder ready
Martin Willett:: Later, the trinity's the grand finale.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: there is storm brewing here...
#Mark:: can't get impatient
Ol Welsh Hippie:: so maybe I shouldn't watch
Mike:: Hi OWH, where are you?
#Mark:: be brave!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: Swansea..Wales
Mike:: Ah, not far from the best wooden roller coaster in Europe
Martin Willett:: Jesus Christ, prepare to meet your baptism of fire.

Mike:: JC, you're headed for the shredder!

Ol Welsh Hippie:: waayyyy
Ol Welsh Hippie:: it's a miracle he survived !!
Martin Willett:: Gone, but not forgotten.

Mike:: **** CCRRRRRRUNCH ***
Mike:: SMITE ME NOW!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: nope
Mike:: I'm still here
#Mark:: I'm unchokeable
Ol Welsh Hippie:: yip
Ol Welsh Hippie:: too wet inside
Martin Willett:: I've got a cyberwhore on the other end in AIM.
Mike:: Nice timing
#Mark:: satan in disguise
Martin Willett:: OK, time to grill a nasty one.
Martin Willett:: Kaali.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: aw man...thats heavy karma !!
Martin Willett:: You know, the one featured in the second Indiana Jones film?
Mike:: Is that the one from Indiana Jones?
Martin Willett:: Nasty indeed.
Mike:: Molaram
Mike:: Molaram Sularam
Mike:: Oooooooh!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: ooo the wind is hooowling
Mike:: Stopped raining here though
#Mark:: Sun came out here
Martin Willett:: Now Kaali is facing the flames.

Mike:: What about lava?
Martin Willett:: Time to burn the holy words
Mike:: That was it?
#Mark:: a whole bible?
Mike:: You didn't nick the Quran from Stockport Library did you?
Martin Willett:: No.
Mike:: Probably wise
#Mark:: don't wimp out with sanskrit
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Martin Willett:: I do have a small inflammatory piece titled The Lord's Prayer.

Mike:: Our father Wichart, Hallowed Beehive Lane, London WC4?
#Mark:: where's my mezzuzzah when I need it?
Martin Willett:: Does anybody care to recite it backwards while I burn it?
Mike:: It's up your Kazoo
Mike:: I'll do that
#Mark:: gezundtheit
#Mark:: Harold be thy name
Mike:: I'll begin reciting now...
Martin Willett:: Too late
baldbantam joined

Martin Willett:: it's ashes to ashes for the lord's prayer.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: how about the Grimorium Verum?
Mike:: I finished (or should that be 'started'?)
Martin Willett:: Now it's time to say goodbye to an old friend
Martin Willett:: BAAL!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: quick dionysean ritual first i see
Mike:: (wailing) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
#Mark:: Our Father's father
Martin Willett:: I feel abit of a philistine to do it but there you go

Martin Willett:: BITE ME BAAL!
Mike:: arf arf
Mike:: FLAIL ME BAAL!
baldbantam:: Get in there Baali baby!
Mike:: Gave you a baalful look as he burned?
Martin Willett:: Now let's cross the Atlantic to find the Mayan god of Death

Martin Willett:: Ah Puch
baldbantam:: Who've I missed? Have you done a full pantheon worth yet?
#Mark:: only a semitheon
Mike:: Is that 'Ah Puch' or 'Ah! Puch!'?
#azdak joined
#Mark:: rhymes with...?
Martin Willett:: Ah shes
Martin Willett:: Now, to honour the day
Mike:: Obviously wasn't Inca hoots with anyone powerful...
Martin Willett:: WODEN!
Mike:: Is that different from ODIN then?
baldbantam:: I'll take your Puch and raise you a Quetzacoatl.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Martin Willett:: Yes, otherwise this would Odinsday, wouldn't IT?
Mike:: Yes, silly old me...
#azdak:: have we lost anyone, yet?
Martin Willett:: OH Woe! Woden wode out on me!
#Mark:: I vote for Woutan
Mike:: ha ha!
baldbantam:: I thought it was just a pronunciation thing and Woden and Odin were the same one?
Mike:: That's what I thought. So what? He burned twice
Mike:: That makes two eyes.
Martin Willett:: I'm not taking any chances. I've burned both of the buggers.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Mike:: How about that Hindu one I sent you earlier Martin?
#azdak:: I've arrived late, are you burning alphabetically?
Martin Willett:: Who do you want to burn next? SATAN or
Martin Willett:: Mary?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: mary !!!
Mike:: Mary.
Martin Willett:: Or BOTH AT ONCE!
#Mark:: NOT MARY!!!!
Mike:: Can we kick Bishop Brennan up the arse while we're at it?
baldbantam:: Do we have any gods who are renowned for being reborn in fire at all? Phoenix type myths? Can't think of any, but seeing as how you're burning...
Mike:: FECK! he's right.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: oy you eating chips?
#azdak:: burn Vishwakarma fucker crashed my computer...
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Mike:: ROTFL
Martin Willett:: In a minute, his train's not arrived yet.
Mike:: ROTFLMAO!
Martin Willett:: I have Achalanatha
Mike:: Who?
Martin Willett:: Looks a bit fiery

Martin Willett:: Tibetan I think.
Mike:: Oh yes, Buddhist chap.
Martin Willett:: But when you've challenged one god they tend to blur a bit.
Mike:: Who's eating chips?
Martin Willett:: OK, I'll do the fiery Tibetan dude while you decide whether I should do Satan or Mary.
#Mark:: your smoke detector sound off yet?
Martin Willett:: No.
Mike:: He took the battery out...
baldbantam:: Give me an S, give me an A, give me a T, give me an A, give me an N, what have you got?
#Mark:: Santa
Martin Willett:: Ooo sign from on high
Mike:: I reckon Mary. Revenge for all those sacred heart pictures in Knock. Creeeeeepy.
Martin Willett:: Achy boy didn't burn.
Mike:: Really?
Mike:: Try butane.
Martin Willett:: OK, he's gone now.
baldbantam:: How many names have you got to go at? There must be thousands.
Martin Willett:: There are.
#azdak:: well, back to work... Martin, if nothing else works tonight, try making a pass at Asherah. I hear Yahweh's the jealous type...
Martin Willett:: I better speed things up a bit.
Mike:: Yes, use an accelerant
#azdak left

Martin Willett:: Time to say SLAY ME SATAN!!!
Mike:: Hooray!
baldbantam:: I presume you've covered the main bases - Jehovah, Allah, Jesus, Mohammed etc
#Mark:: my head is bowed
Mike:: I have my horns on again

Martin Willett:: He looked like he was made to burn.
Mike:: Funny that
Martin Willett:: Now I'll do Mary.
baldbantam:: How about actually blaspheming against the holy spirit. That's the biggy sin that cannot be forgiven in the New Testament. Shock me spooky, or something like that.
Mike:: * holds breath *
#Mark:: my head is ducked
Martin Willett:: The holy spirit will take a starring role in the grand finale.
Martin Willett:: When I bring on the Trinity Incinerator!
#Mark:: don't you mean co-starring?
Martin Willett:: His role is special, he does the annointing with fire.
Mike:: Has Mary gone yet?
baldbantam:: Burn baby burn, disco inferno...
Mike:: Holy cow
Martin Willett:: She's not gone all the way yet. So I've heard.
Mike:: lol
#Mark:: those women never listen

Martin Willett:: Immaculate conflagration!
Mike:: Ave, Maria!
baldbantam:: She's hot.
Martin Willett:: And now, the one
Martin Willett:: the only
#Mark:: blue hot
Martin Willett:: ALLAH!!!!
Martin Willett:: Hush of anticipation...
Mike:: I knew it was time for that one.
baldbantam:: Playing with the big boys now Martin...
Martin Willett:: Somebody feed me a funny line here
baldbantam:: Tra la la allah
Mike:: I'll get me sword.
#Mark:: I thought Allah didn't photograph well
#Mark:: or is that Mohammed
Mike:: Yeah, that Mohammed always cuts my head off in snaps

Martin Willett:: Yes, I burned his name in Arabic
Mike:: Wow! What's Arabic for burn?
Martin Willett:: Which reminds me

Martin Willett:: I have here a name so sacred people don't allow it to be written down for fear that
Martin Willett:: WELL, THIS will happen to it!

Martin Willett:: Lord of the Hebrews
#Mark:: g-d?
baldbantam:: YHWH
Martin Willett:: Indeed!
Mike:: Are there any women here today?
Martin Willett:: Friggin' hell Mike, hang on
Mike:: Sorry, getting a bit Python...
baldbantam:: Do Brian.
#Mark:: do his shoe
Mike:: do the gourd!
#Mark:: sandal?
baldbantam:: He's not the Messiah....
Martin Willett:: YHWH has left the building.
Martin Willett:: Up the chimney.
Mike:: WYHY!
baldbantam:: he's a very naughty boy (doesn't anybody here know their finishing lines?)
Martin Willett:: And now a nice young lady
Martin Willett:: Freya
baldbantam:: Flay him Freya
#Mark:: I prefer Athena
baldbantam:: tennis stars scratching their arses.
Martin Willett:: Freya's got nice tits in this picture.
Mike:: That'll do
Mike:: Scan it first and post it on the breasts page
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: http://www.sao.ru/hq/moisav/moisav/vasiliev/freya.jpg
Ol Welsh Hippie:: thirsty work burning gods
Mike:: Thanks Mark, you made my evening
Ol Welsh Hippie:: i know your only drinking for protection against the lightning strike
baldbantam:: Crikey, you would, wouldn't you. Tasty.
Mike:: I could have sent you some Summer Lightning
Mike:: But it probably doesn't travel that far
Martin Willett:: That would almost worth sitting through a Wagner opera to see.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: AAAhhhhhhhh nOOOOooo
Martin Willett:: Almost.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: ok almost...
Martin Willett:: Now his train's arrived!
#Mark:: Mary never looked that good
Mike:: Amen
baldbantam:: Is that a staff in your hand or are you just pleased to see me...
baldbantam left
Martin Willett:: Mike what was your line for this Hindu train god?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: he's been smitten !!!
Mike:: You and whose army...
Ol Welsh Hippie:: mary got baldbantam !!
Martin Willett:: Vishwakarma!
Mike:: How do you know it was her?
Mike:: Break my arma, Vishwakarma!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: he asked about the staff...
Mike:: Oh yes. She was a bit late though. I derided her long before that. (jealous)
Ol Welsh Hippie:: man our computers gonna go down
Ol Welsh Hippie:: Vishwakarma!!
Mike:: BREAKA MY ARMA!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: but not my pc
Martin Willett:: He's ashes!
Martin Willett:: Now
Mike:: No Blue Screen Of Death? Anyone?
Martin Willett:: SHAFT ME SHIVA!
Martin Willett:: Nope.
Martin Willett:: Everything's fine here.
Mike:: Where's baldbantam?
Mike:: SHIVA ME TIMBERS SHIVA!!!
#Mark:: he's calling on Freya
Mike:: lol
#Mark:: I think I'll convert to Norsism
Martin Willett left
#Mark:: SMITTEN!!!
Mike:: Ha! It's over. So Shiva did it.
Martin Willett joined
#Mark:: our prayers are answered
Martin Willett left
Mike:: He isn't gone, he's in purgatory. He keeps bouncing
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: They're using him as a tennis ball
Ol Welsh Hippie:: they're forcing ale down his thraot..it's terrible
Ol Welsh Hippie:: I can't look
Mike:: Then drink
Ol Welsh Hippie:: will do ! Cheers !
Mike:: He just IM-ed me from hell. He's OK
Ol Welsh Hippie:: phew !
Mike:: About 2 minutes to sweet-talk Satan, and he'll be with us.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: man that guy is so easily bribed
#Mark:: I'm gonna have to leave soon. I've already missed three innings
Ol Welsh Hippie:: innings?? cricket ??
Mike:: Baseball?
#Mark:: guess
#Mark:: I guess you already did
Ol Welsh Hippie:: urm....cricket
#Mark:: baseball
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Mike:: All-America river-widening
#Mark:: is it cricket season?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: ahh that...
Mike:: Duck season
#Mark:: I use pepper and coriander
Ol Welsh Hippie:: had duck for tea yesterday yum yum
Mike:: No, the correct response is "Wabbit season"
#Mark:: Silly me
Ol Welsh Hippie:: haven't ate rabbit 4 years
#Mark:: Not even Welsh rarebit?
Mike:: lol
Ol Welsh Hippie:: yeah.. well thats just staple for us
Ol Welsh Hippie:: 'cheese on toast' by any other name wouldn't taste the same
Mike:: Still getting flaming telegrams from Hades - he's nearly done.
Mike:: It's no good, I'll have to go get him. Pass me that rope and those three tennis balls...
#Mark:: What's he doing, rewiring his living room?
Martin Willett joined
Mike:: His copy of Opera crashed, I'm afraid to say.
Martin Willett:: Mozilla to the rescue.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: that Vishwakarma is pretty powerful eh ?
Mike:: Welcome Back! I told you to move TOWARDS the light.
#Mark:: tch tch tch'
Martin Willett:: Right, that does it
Martin Willett:: I'm going to burn all those Hindu blue faced white bearded multi-armed freaks at once.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: go for it !
#Mark:: They'll just send more
Ol Welsh Hippie:: yeah true enough
Mike:: Does he mean the Smurfs?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: burn them too...just in case
Mike:: Hoorah!
Mike:: (just doing my English thing)
Martin Willett:: Shiva, Rama and Sita, Durgaa, Brama, Ganesh, Visnu
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: huzzah!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: russian too eh?
#Mark:: Revolutionary
Martin Willett:: A pantheon in one go!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: don't inhale !!!
Mike:: lol
#Mark:: http://footguards.tripod.com/06ARTICLES/ART10_Huzza.htm
Martin Willett:: That's better!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: man..all those deities in one go...
Ol Welsh Hippie:: where do you get the strength?
Martin Willett:: Tell 'em who's next.
#Mark:: it's only a warm up...
Ol Welsh Hippie:: oooo
Ol Welsh Hippie:: god himself
#Mark:: from the sistine chapel?
Martin Willett:: God in his pythonness
#Mark:: giving you the finger?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: yeah
Mike:: Blimey, imagine if that went up
Mike:: You'll only find the French have burned him first
Martin Willett:: God in crown looking down from the sky
Ol Welsh Hippie:: good for the French
Martin Willett:: Unmistakably pythonesque
Mike:: "Course It's A Good Idea!!"
baldbantam joined
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Mike:: Yay, he's back!
#Mark:: god, is that you?
Martin Willett:: The lad from Bratford missed me burning all the Hindu gods!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: mary's done with his staff then?
Mike:: How was Freya, bb?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: get me some !
baldbantam:: <smokes cigar, adjusts cravat> one fine lady
Ol Welsh Hippie:: gone for beer indeed ! huh
Ol Welsh Hippie:: manchesters finest

baldbantam:: technical difficulties - I keep on getting bumped out
Martin Willett:: Indeed.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: cheers !!
baldbantam:: What does a hindu?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: so did martin after burning Vishwakarma
#Mark:: lay eggs?
Mike:: iggs?
#Mark:: iggs!
baldbantam:: aw, you've heard it.
#Mark:: thought you'd lay off the red?
Martin Willett:: Now then, how about taking on a specialist in the thunderbolt department?
baldbantam:: You need to reset it every time you come back in. I wasn't sure if it was showing for every one else.
baldbantam:: Thwack him Thor
Mike:: Make him thor, Thor

Martin Willett:: Not a rumble.
Martin Willett:: Not so much as a static shock.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: you cheated. saved him til the storm passed.
Martin Willett:: Does anybody else fancy a challenge?
Mike:: What have you got?
Martin Willett:: You choose.
baldbantam:: I like to think of myself as being pretty damn divine. You can take my name in vain if you want.
Martin Willett:: It's getting a bit smoky here!
#Mark:: revenge
Mike:: OK, how about a fictional one?
#Mark:: No, it must be a real god!
Martin Willett:: Go ahead.
Mike:: Zardoz? Or Zarquon?
Martin Willett:: As if there's such a thing as a REAL god!
#Mark:: L. Ron Hubbard
Mike:: What he said!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: Nah Zarquon was a prophet
baldbantam:: The Great God Om.
Mike:: You're right. OK, Vahiguru (Sikh one)
Ol Welsh Hippie:: hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy
#Mark:: How many saints=one god?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: dunno
Mike:: Weigh them and find out
Ol Welsh Hippie:: whats the pound at at the moment?
Martin Willett:: Fresh or dried?
#Mark:: with or without halos?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Martin Willett:: Saints dry up quite a lot.
baldbantam:: Go on then - who can reference where Om comes from?
Martin Willett:: Small Gods
Ol Welsh Hippie:: gong
#Mark:: the bottom of my throat
Martin Willett:: Terry Pratchett
Mike:: Om Baddi Padme Om - it means something like "peace to the world" ?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: actually 200 welsh mushrooms
baldbantam:: Martin got it - I remember him saying he'd just read it.
Mike:: I must read that book.
#Mark:: there's no place like OM
Mike:: OK, Vahiguru!!! Remove Me From Reality!!!
baldbantam:: You must - classic (as are all Pratchetts)
Ol Welsh Hippie:: pratchetts exellent !
Mike:: I've read only two, but I have 26 of them on my Palm
Ol Welsh Hippie:: bloody hilarious
Ol Welsh Hippie:: read about 10
Ol Welsh Hippie:: the science of discworld thing was good too
Mike:: Ever get the feeling you're the only one not drinking?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: mines a 1664 thx
Martin Willett:: Not me.
baldbantam:: I can't read books on pocket pcs - gives me headaches
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
Mike:: I've only a Speckled Hen in a bottle. That do?
baldbantam:: Sic him the Sikh god.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: nah satan was forcing that alcohol down yer throat
baldbantam:: I'm teetotal.
#Mark:: I just download directly into my left ear. No headache
Ol Welsh Hippie:: the hen !!! yum loverly beer
Mike:: I'm saving it for when I'm better, been a bit crook
Martin Willett:: OK, I'll do a Sikh kebab
Mike:: YES!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: they're better blackened
Martin Willett:: That one is chargrilled.
Mike:: You still taking photos Martin?
Martin Willett:: How do we regard Buddhists? Is the Lord Buddha deserving of the flames?
baldbantam:: Are you going to put the transcript up for this later on?
Martin Willett:: Yes, one or two stills.
baldbantam:: Buddha isn't regarded as a god, is he?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: no
Martin Willett:: Have you saved the first part Mike?
Mike:: Tricky. Not really a god as such...
Mike:: Yes, I even allowed an overlap. My copy ends at the "Blue faces and white beards" comment
Ol Welsh Hippie:: the guys who wait until we all see god...
Martin Willett:: Oh let's give him the witch treatment.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: hit him with a broom?
#Mark:: just throw him in the river
Mike:: Build a bridge out of him
Ol Welsh Hippie:: he did turn me into a newt
Mike:: A newt?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: I...got..better
Mike:: Ta -da! Thank you.
Martin Willett:: Oh bugger it I'll just burn him, he's either a god, a myth or just long dead, burning won't him any harm.
Mike:: Funny how Boddingtons makes you skip words.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
baldbantam:: Does being pissed count as being smited? You may well feel poly tomorrow.
Martin Willett:: F5, you can correct your last utterance.
Mike:: I wondered how you did it.
#Mark:: what other Fs do you know?
Mike:: Freya
#Mark:: save her from the ashes!!
Martin Willett:: There's no answer to that.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: aww poor guatama
Ol Welsh Hippie:: he only wanted to help
Ol Welsh Hippie:: but then..they all say that
baldbantam:: Right guys, it's been fun but some of us have to be up early for work. I hope you make it through the night without being smited Martin.
Martin Willett:: OK, I've got some dude from a Siamese temple, either a fancy belt buckle or a very fancy penis.
Mike:: see you bb
#Mark:: Finale anyone? I'm missing the game
Mike:: Actually, I should be sleeping too. Still not too well.
Martin Willett:: OK, Holy Spirit
Mike:: Yeeeeeehaaarrr!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: well great to be talking with you all...
baldbantam:: Ooooh, I'll hang on...
Ol Welsh Hippie:: have fun
#Mark:: There ya go!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: the big 3!!

Mike:: Not hanging about for the Trinity?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: no way he'll survive this
baldbantam:: I'll join in - I would like to place on record my outright blasphemy of, and repudiation of, the Holy Spirit. Rot in hell, sucker.
Mike:: Three at once, he's a goner.

Martin Willett:: I'm covered in ash.
Ol Welsh Hippie:: ahh see....smiten
Martin Willett:: But I've not been smit!
Ol Welsh Hippie:: smiten with the ashen curse
#Mark:: will you make it throught the night?
Ol Welsh Hippie:: (Can be cured by washing..in water)
Martin Willett:: No I live to challenge the gods another day.
baldbantam:: Ciaio guys - over and out.
Mike:: Looking forward to the next one
baldbantam left
Ol Welsh Hippie:: lol
#Mark:: Let Infidel Guy know
Mike:: Good idea
#Mark:: Had a great time
Mike:: Yes, after a slow start, it really got hot in here!
Martin Willett:: And here actually.
Mike:: Any smoke damage?
Mike:: I can imagine that if your wife had visitors and they smelled the smoke...
Martin Willett:: I think I'm OK. All the pictures were quite small.
Mike:: "What's he doing in there?"

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