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My personal entry to the Troll of The Year competition. Unfortunately I didn't get much response from sci.bio.evolution but alt.relgion.christian.roman-catholic generated quite a little haul. A few responses came from other groups.
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>>Angels seem to be some kind of non-sexual species directly created by God as individuals, correct me if I'm wrong. (A superfluous addition > if ever there was one) What is a "superfluous addition?" Tautology territory. What I meant was that I hardly need to ask people to correct me, anything to do with religion will generate a whole series of corrections from fundamentalists of various kinds. I admit is seems a little inelegant but neither word alone would convey the intended meaning. > > Do angels have breasts and genitalia? Angels are beings of pure spirit. When they appear before men and women they have to "appear." They could I imagine appear as amorphus blobs of jello, but instead they mostly appear as men. Artists love to depict them as cute little babies and women, however. I can see that babies and women have more appeal to people who create theology for the masses with oil paints. By the way is or was jello a brand name? (Jell-O, says my spellchecker) What is this spirit that you talk of? This is an alien concept to me. I am unaware of any spirit. To me such talk is mystical mumbo-jumbo, I reject it along with ether and ectoplasm. If that means that you and I can never understand each other I feel sorry for your lost opportunity. Fallen angels on the other hand, have had some interesting legends among the popular media during the middle ages, especially during the witch trial craze which rocked Europe and touched the United States. The sexual prowess of these demons can take up an entire hardcover work. > > Men have nipples because they are mammals and all mammals have nipples. That same logic does not seem to apply to angels who have no evolutionary inheritance. Wrong argument. It has nothing to do with evolution, man never "evolved" from woman or vice versa, it has to do with genetics, and the common mechanism within the body of activation by hormonal stimulation. What?? Who said women evolved from men or vice versa? We are mammals and so we have the common tissues that can become breasts and nipples and the common tissues that can develop into a penis or clitoris and the tissues that can develop into testes or ova. This has everything to do with evolution, every woman has evolved from men and vice versa, everybody has an ancestry that is 50% female and 50% male. The shape of your penis could have been determined by genes carried by your mother. The genes we carry that code for these organs must be useful to the sex that uses them and not harmful to the other sex. The organs that we think of as being particular to our sex have their analogues in the opposite sex, they grow from common foetal tissues. This can be easily demonstrated by comparing the head of the penis and clitoris, this can be quite an enjoyable science experiment, I recommend it to everybody with curiosity, and Catholics too. > > They have never needed nipples, breasts, penises or clitorises (same thing as a penis but less plumbing) All mammals have a penis or clitoris, even nuns, how's that for a redundant organ, it knocks the appendix into a cocked hat. It shows your lack of command of the English language. 1 a : exceeding what is necessary or normal : SUPERFLUOUS b : characterized by or containing an excess; specifically : using more words than necessary c : characterized by similarity or repetition group of particularly redundant brick buildings d chiefly British : no longer needed for a job and hence laid off 2 : PROFUSE, LAVISH 3 : serving as a duplicate for preventing failure of an entire system (as a spacecraft) upon failure of a single component I can't see how it could be "redundant." What's it duplicating? (Especially in anyone who has taken vows of celebacy.) Since when has a word got to be justified by all its meanings? I think definition 1 a and 1 d covers my usage reasonably accurately. By the way, I'd be rude if I said, "all mammals have brains ... even you ... how's that for a vestigal organ," so I won't. (vestigal: a bodily part or organ that is small and degenerate or imperfectly developed in comparison to one more fully developed in an earlier stage of the individual, in a past generation, or in closely related forms) And I might suggest that such childish point-scoring was unchristian, but I won't either,
My spellchecker prefers vestigial to vestigal. vestigial adj. 1 being a vestige or trace. 2 Biol. (of an organ etc.) degenerate or atrophied, having become functionless in the course of evolution (a vestigial wing). This is a good word So is this redundant / adj. 1 superfluous; not needed. 2 that can be omitted without any loss of significance. 3 Brit. (of a person) no longer needed at work and therefore unemployed. 4 Engin. & Computing (of a component) not needed but included in case of failure in another component. Superfluous and not needed. A nun's clitoris is not vestigial it is redundant. I think that has got the nun's clitoris problem well and truly licked. |
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