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Enough of all the amateurs, finally a professional Man of God has a go at putting me on the right track. But I can't say I'm particularly impressed.

The Reverend Geoff works for the Church of England in the Diocese of Bath and Wells.

I understand that baby-eating is not listed as a hobby of the current bishop, but no doubt many of the other traditions of England's established church still remain.

dear fellow human being,

you seem to filter out so many subjects/arguments/approaches that you are clearly reluctant to receive any criticism at all. But if you are in the business of publishing your opinions world-wide you must be prepared to accept some counters to your arguments.
The following is from your own website
But what if you're wrong...

Sigh. Why is the choice between me being right and you being right?

Have you heard the The Great Wager by Blaise Pascal?

"If my faith commitment to what I believe to be true is erroneous, and there is no God and the Bible is false, I will never know it. When I die, all consciousness will cease to exist. On the other hand, if your atheism proves false, you will know it!"

In the end my friend, it's simply a matter of faith. May God bless you and keep you!

Rev'd Geoff Eales, Somerset, England.

 

Thousands of times. Have you seen it thoroughly destroyed? Search on my site.

Martin Willett

 

Perhaps you would like to explain why the choice has to be between me being right and you being right?

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Martin Willett

 

your question infers that we can both be right, which astonishes me after visiting your website. Are you saying that despite your vindictive attack on Christianity there is still hope for us miserable believers?

 

Your answer reveals either a lack of intelligence or a stunning arrogance, or possibly both. Of course I am not suggesting that there could be both a Church of England Christian god* and no god at all, that is farcical. I am suggesting that you are ignoring all other possibilities.

Both you and Pascal seem to be under the impression that there are only two possibilities. Either the Church is right or there is no god or afterlife of any kind. Pascal's wager portrays belief as if there were only two options and implies that both options are equally likely. This is simply ignoring all other "possibilities". Real life isn't like that. Pascal's wager is as logical as the idea that there are only two possibilities when my child leaves for school in the morning, either he will return safely or he will die, and because there are two possibilities considered we should treat each one as a 50/50 call, utter madness!

If you assume that an afterlife is a possibility why only one kind of afterlife? This is absurd because even in Christianity there are several kinds of mutually contradictory afterlife suggested for instance the idea of sleeping in the grave until the last trump on the one hand and floating towards the light twenty seconds after your heart starts beating on the operating table on the other. Both cannot be true. At least one of those ideas is wrong, a lie, but it seems most preachers want to leave everything vague.

There are hundreds of other "possibilities" which could be considered, many of them significantly more plausible and internally consistent than the idea that the creator of the universe had to arrange for himself to be killed in order to forgive people enough to let them live with him (doing not very much in particular for ever) after they have finished living in real life. There may be a creator god who doesn't give a stuff about anything. There may be no gods but everybody finds themselves waking up in somebody else's Hell. The stories put about by the true religion may be right in every particular but that isn't the religion you are following and boy will the real god be looking forward to seeing you when the time comes.

As it seems religions rely on fallible people to spread them and every single one has failed to spread universally it has to be considered a strong possibility that mankind wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit us in the arse.

Do you think it is simply a coincidence that you are following (or in your case perhaps even attempting to spread) the religion that was followed by the last people to beat your ancestors up?

 

* By the way, would you mind describing the way God (C of E version) talks. I assume he's English. I can't decide between Brian Blessed (big chest, big voice, big beard, slightly mad) and Tom Baker (mad as a balloon and a smile that frightens livestock), I'd value your input.

I hope the lifestyle comes together,

--
Martin Willett

 

it would seem we agree on one point at least ...

I frequently preach that Christians will be first up on judgement day, as knowing the Gospel we have failed miserably to put the good news about. On the contrary in fact, The Crusades is just one example of Christian hypocracy, and there are many more so-called "Christian" Bin-Ladens doing a first class job of driving people from the church!

As for the voice, according to Jesus "God is a Spirit" and generally speaks to us through our spirits - as I experienced the "still small voice" during the time of my calling. If He had a voice (which I'm quite sure He is capable of producing) I'd probably go along with your Baker/Blessed (quite appropriate name really) although on occasions perhaps with a bit of Billy Connolly thrown in!

what is the TRUE RELIGION by the way? I thought you were atheist, so who are you proclaiming to be the "real" god?

 

Of course I don't believe in a true religion but show me one self-proclaimed untrue religion. At the very least almost all religions are wrong, that is simply a mathematical certainty.

The existence of sincere believers in radically different ideas, sincere and pious believers who sincerely hear the voice of their own radically different One and Only True God or gods from a totally different pantheon must alert any open-mined people to the strong probability of erroneous religious belief. Surely you cannot believe in (or love) a god who would tell different things to different people just to see the sport he could have with watching them kill each each other in His name? If not then you have to grasp the nettle and accept that it is perfectly possible to sincerely but erroneously believe a god is telling you to do something. You have to accept the existence of false religion, false prophets, false revelation, false belief and falsely identified still small voices. The alternative position is either illogical or requires that the godhead deserves to be locked in a lunatic asylum for our protection.

Once you acknowledge that some people must be both wrong and sincere in their beliefs about gods then you have to address where your own certainty comes from. It is built on sand. It is built on a technique of lies known as faith.

The concept of faith, the idea that believing a lie makes it true and its believer virtuous is the heart of the problem.

Only a willing dupe can believe that faith is a virtue. To a scientist faith isn't a virtue it is gross professional misconduct. Faith is the only unforgivable sin. In every other field of human endeavour faith is rightly seen as a failing and a weakness. Generals are sacked for having faith in their defences. Ship builders are castigated for having faith in their ships. Auditors are sacked for demonstrating faith. Nobody has any real sympathy for the little woman who stands by her philandering man time and time again. And yet religion is built around the idea that there is one exception to this general rule of life, that having faith in the stories told by the religion is a good thing. Of course no good reasons are offered for this, just circular reasoning based on reading what the faith tells you to believe is worth reading.

Faith hasn't moved a single mountain. Doubt that? Show me the map references. I don't take anybody's word for anything (except as a provisional belief). I don't have faith, I verify. That means to look into the truth myself. You cannot look for the truth if you think you already possess it and must not let it go under any circumstances. If any scientist acted that way they would be expelled from their university or job.

Faith kills people. It wrecks companies, families and armies. It causes martyrs and genocide. If I could remove one single idea from humanity it would be the idea that faith is ever a virtue. Sometimes you have to have the courage to act upon the balance of your doubts, you ask all the questions and then you have to make the decision. Think about a Space Shuttle launch, that is not an act of faith, it is teamwork, teams assess their own limited amount of risk and doubt and pool their decision to allow a launch or to veto it. That is the correct way for all decisions to be made, the courage to put doubt in its place, at the heart of the decision, and then the courage to make the decision.

I never stop asking myself questions about my beliefs and values and I refine my beliefs constantly in the light of new evidence. I do not rule out any decision or change in belief if the available evidence changes.

You preach regularly and tell people not to doubt your truth. Sorry, His Truth, which you have made your truth because you think having faith makes you a better person. I tell people what I believe and ask them to correct me if I'm wrong.

You have ducked all my questions up to now, how about one more? How long would you have to spend in another god's Hell before you admitted you were wrong?

 

I don't understand your latest question
I dislike your attitiude of "don't send me essays, keep your points brief and let me reply to you in essays".
I think this conversation is going nowhere and should end here. I pray that your daughter does come home from school - today and every day, and I pray that someone, someday, with more time and patience than me, is able to show God's love to you in such a way that "the scales fall" from your eyes.

May God bless you and keep you.
Geoff

 

The point about not sending essays is for people not to send me essays until we have built up something of a relationship. I don't want to encourage people to send me huge long rambling essays that make me embarrassed when I ignore them because they are not worth my attention. Feel free to reply in whatever length you see fit, or scuttle away, pray for me and pretend you won as Christians usually do.

You are the one with the qualification in theology and you don't understand my question. That fits.

It is a simple question. Your faith, will it protect you from believing the inconvenient truth? If you did have undeniable proof that the religion you have preached was totally in error would you change your mind? If you were burning in a Pagan hell and tortured by patently real Pagan gods would you stop believing in Christ? If not, how long do you think you would hold out, to the nearest century?

Do you find the concept of burning in somebody else's hell unappealing? Funnily enough I do.

Do you actually believe you have the ju-ju power to make the creator of the universe do your bidding? If not why do you use such phrases?

 

Feel free to reply in whatever length you see fit, or scuttle away, pray for me and pretend you won as Christians usually do. I was not under the impression this was a competition, and I claim no victory.


It is a simple question. Your faith, will it protect you from believing the inconvenient truth? "I am the way, the truth and the life" (John 14)

 

If you did have undeniable proof that the religion you have preached was totally in error would you change your mind? Yes of course I would - but who has such undeniable proof? Don't tell me about scientists - they move the goalposts weekly, and 'learned men' such as yourself can play with words all day, in the end it's a matter of FAITH!

 If you were burning in a Pagan hell and tortured by patently real Pagan gods would you stop believing in Christ? If not, how long do you think you would hold out, to the nearest century?  Read Revelation 20:10 the devil will stew in his own lake - and according to St Paul "He that is in us is greater than he that is in the world"

Do you find the concept of burning in somebody else's hell unappealing? Funnily enough I do. Yes, but I am saved from going there - are you?

Do you actually believe you have the ju-ju power to make the creator of the universe do your bidding? If not why do you use such phrases? Yes I have, read John 14:13

 

You don't seem to understand the concept of atheism, do you? I don't believe in any gods, therefore I don't believe in yours either. It's nothing personal. From that it follows that I do not see the Bible as any kind of authority. It is just an old book. Like many old books some of its material is interesting and not all of its ideas are ridiculous. But that is as far as it goes. The Bible cannot be the inspired word of God because there is no god called God or any other less confusing name either. Using Bible quotes against an atheist is like somebody trying to pass-off bent fivers showing you the forged reproduction of the Bank of England's Chief Cashier's signature as if that was proof that they were genuine. Put down your Bible, it's just a big old dusty book that nobody has been allowed to add to or improve since some committee stitch-up sixteen centuries ago. It has no power over me.

You ducked the question again. You also put a paragraph break where none was intended. If you had clear and undeniable proof that your religion was wrong (I should have used a colon) if you were in another god's hell for example, would you stick with your faith?

Of course I am not suggesting that there will be proof that no gods exist in real life, but in your fantasy concept of the everlasting life of the soul, if you found out that what your Church has been teaching is fundamentally wrong what would you do? Apart from bluster, change the subject and pray for me, obviously. I'm ahead of you there.

Do you think it is a smart move by the creator of the universe to offer such an obviously flawed tale and then expect people to believe it - on pain of eternal torment?

Since those Iron Age* goat herders came up with the idea we have a much clearer idea of exactly what an eternity of punishment would really mean. It does seem a very nasty idea, infinite punishment for the finite and surely wholly forgiveable sin of merely doubting, using reason and withholding judgement. Hardly an eye for an eye is it?

Why doesn't your God just forgive all sins?

If Christ can forgive child rapists and murderers why can't he forgive rational thinkers? I would really appreciate an answer.

--
Martin Willett

http://mwillett.org

* The concept of a soul and an afterlife wasn't around in the Bronze Age when your god was still heavily into carrying off the young women of neighbouring tribes and slaughtering all the men.


I call somebody who encourages genocide a criminal. What do you call him, Lord?

 

okay (and finally)

I put my bible down

(only for your sake - I will definately pick it up again later)

  I do not see the Bible as any kind of authority. It is just an old book... Inspired by God or not, it contains good, common sense instruction for life like no other book I've read.

 It (the bible) has no power over me... it's not meant to have power over you, but given the chance it will empower you.

If you had clear and undeniable proof that your religion was wrong (I should have used a colon) if you were in another god's hell for example, would you stick with your faith? ... so long as I stick with my faith I will not end up in hell, oh and by the way, make no mistake, hell is hell and belongs to the devil, not the pagans nor the humanists, or atheists or any other poor unsuspecting beggars he plots to trap in there.

Of course I am not suggesting that there will be proof that no gods exist in real life, .... that's my point, you can't prove and neither can I - "faith" is a belief in a concept that cannot be proven. I'll stick to mine and you no doubt will stick to yours.

Do you think it is a smart move by the creator of the universe to offer such an obviously flawed tale and then expect people to believe it - on pain of eternal torment? ... Hell is not a punishment for turning away from God, it is the consequence of not accepting His salvation. You may not be going to heaven with me, but I'm certainly not to hell with you!

Since those Iron Age* goat herders came up with the idea we have a much clearer idea of exactly what an eternity of punishment would really mean. It does seem a very nasty idea, infinite punishment for the finite and surely wholly forgiveable sin of merely doubting, using reason and withholding judgement. Hardly an eye for an eye is it? - God gave us free will.  Neither you nor I are obliged to believe, and Jesus not only forgave the man who said "Lord I believe, help me in my unbelief", He healed his daughter at the same time. (oops, sorry, I just picked up my bible again!)

Why doesn't your God just forgive all sins? ... He does - you only have to ask!

If Christ can forgive child rapists and murderers why can't he forgive rational thinkers? I would really appreciate an answer.  I think the answer's in those two previous answers, you just have to get on your knees!

 

Why is asking to be forgiven more important than being sorry or trying to avoid doing the wrong thing because you yourself know it to be wrong? This god of yours seems like a petty-minded tyrant to me. He can forgive anything but he won't unless you turn off your critical faculties and accept a bunch of codswallop, that is, if you already swallow the codswallop in the first place enough to believe that your particular account is the only real choice on offer, which of course I don't and probably never will.

Why do you have to ask for forgiveness before you know for sure that there is anything to forgive you? Why is your god so perverse on this matter?

Has God got a conscience? Do you think he thinks he's a good god for acting in this way? If any human acted like this they would have their children taken into care and their pets taken by the RSPCA.

Your god waits until people are dead before allowing a disobedient minion to punish them for all eternity for all their sins, unless they have asked to be forgiven, in which case he doesn't punish them at all. And then "after" the all eternity he punishes the disobedient minion. Or something like that. It is hard to get my head around it all.

I know you can't allow yourself to answer this but I have to ask, does it ever keep you awake at night thinking is it you or is the whole religion thing totally insane?

If it is so vitally important that you follow god's will why is there a life, then an afterlife? Surely it would make more sense to have a prelife briefing session:

“Hi, I'm Jesus, I'm filling in for almighty God today, he's off in another part of the garden. <feeble laugh> Ha. That was a little omnipresence joke. Never mind, please yourselves. Oh, wait, no. That's what I'm here to tell you. This life you're about to lead, it is very important that you don't please yourself, you do what the Bible says. But even if you do some wrong stuff - which you shouldn't do - as long as you ask me to forgive you there will be pie in the sky and harps all round in heaven for ever and ever afterwards. And watch out for the Devil, he's a tricky blighter. OK? Any questions?”

That at least would be almost fair. As it is it looks like your god simply wants to see people who use their own minds to, well, make up their own minds, be punished and there's nothing that can be done about that. I will not give control of my critical faculties over to a belief system and I will not ever keep quiet about the absurdity of being asked to do so on pain of eternal damnation.

So, when you get to heaven, will you ask God for me why it was necessary to see me punished for all eternity just because he didn't want to demonstrate that he actually existed? I'd appreciate that.

The creator of the entire universe, what has he got to lose by making himself known unambiguously?

The creator of the entire universe, what has he got to gain by being worshipped?

The creator of the entire universe, what has he got to gain by sharing all eternity with people lacking the self respect to make up their own mind?

oh dear martin!
I think you're too deep into the Old Testament mindset, which is understandable considering how some "bible bashers" go about their business. Let me try and bring it down to a more simple level, which someone had to do about 30 years ago to convince me.
Try not to think so much of the "petty-minded tyrant" God as you put it. God doesn't want us to grovel, He doesn't need our worship either, but I dare say He enjoys the latter as any loving father enjoys the adoration of his children.
No - we don't apologise to satisfy some jealous ogre, we do it for peace in our own hearts. We don't return with tails between legs to our scornful master - we draw close to a loving Father because that's the best place for us to be - NOT for His sake, as you quite rightly say, He doesn't need it - but we do! Was it Pavlow (the bloke with the dog) who said that the three basic human needs are for food, warmth and love? We seldom find love from our fellow human beings that can hold a candle to the kind of love God showed on the cross. He did that not for His benefit but for ours. Jesus went on about forgiveness, both God's to us and ours to our offenders, because He knew (as our creator He would of course) that unforgiveness, contempt, bitterness & anger eat us up inside like a cancer. Having served 8 years as a hospital chaplain, I can vouch for the fact that so many people, when faced with imminent death, want nothing more than to make amends with those they've hurt and even to forgive those who have hurt them, sometimes going years back. Many doctors have told me that there are strong medical grounds to suggest that cancers are brought about by inner anxt from feuds, fears and grudges- all of which explains why more and more hospitals are increasing their chaplaincy teams.
God's one will and purpose for mankind is that we get along like one happy family. Where He cocked it all up is when He gave us free-will. The psychologist Frank Lake once said "the cross was God's apology to mankind". I don't necessarily go along with the theology of that statement, but I can understand where Lake was coming from. That statement at least helped pull me away from the Old Testament mindset of a mean-minded jealous ogre who stamps his feet and demands blood every time we screw up!
Hope this helps - but I guess I'll be hearing some more?

Oh please, not another blast against the Old Testament. If it is so embarrassing to you then drop it and try to make out that Jesus' dad was a different god. That will not wash with me. You can't use the Bible as your support one moment and then run away from it the next when it starts to look like it was written by superstitious ignorant savages, which of course it was.

How typically English, I live in a semi-detached house and the church of England has a semi-detached holy book.

Christians often tell me their god doesn't change and yet it is patently not true. The first two chapters of Genesis describe different creations by different gods and of course your one and only god is jealous of the other gods and won't let his people worship them. The god of Genesis is a nasty xenophobic savage who screws up and murders every man woman and child on the face of the planet except one extended family. Later he kills all the first born of Egypt and trashes several cities and incites his people into genocide. And yet you make out that this is Jesus' dad, the never changing Alpha and Omega, your god of love? Come off it.

You dare say God enjoys worship. How do you dare say it? On the basis of empirical evidence or the vague squidgy feelings you get inside in your tummy? Are you in direct contact with God? If so can you prove it by performing some conjuring tricks of my devising? No? I didn't think so. Basically you as good as pulled that idea out of your own bottom. It is what you would like to think is true and lo and behold the still voice inside you tells you what you expected to hear.

Pavlov was barking up the wrong tree. I think you meant Maslow, what do they teach you in theological college these days?

Can you think of any good reasons why a god who existed outside of time, has no mother or father or clan or tribe or siblings or peers or any need to feel good or any reason not to feel good without doing anything would have anything in common with human psychology? Oh yeah, I forgot, we were made in his image. I don't buy it, at all. It doesn't make any sense. I understand why we have a hierarchy of needs because we are evolved animals (not creatures, were weren't created) but any god who could possibly have jump-started the universe would have absolutely no reason to have any needs of any kind at all. Of course it is fully explicable why a made up god would have human needs, because those people who invented him lacked the imagination to come up with a better explanation: the first rule of fiction is write about what you know. The authors of the Bible knew about fathers and kings and slaves and especially shepherding, so that's what their universe smells like: sheepish.

For their time they were probably very bright people but their culture was pathetically small minded and ignorant compared to what we have now, my 11 year old son could probably come up with a more convincing creation myth.

I don't have to accept some old myth to have satisfaction and peace in my heart (Christians are lousy at anatomy aren't they?) I am satisfied I have a reasonable bead on what is happening by keeping my eyes and my mind open.

Of course people feel better if they believe the same myth that a lot of people in their family believe in and people have believed in for a long time. There is great comfort to be had in familiar and shared assumptions. This I find to be the most despicable part of Christianity. It preys on the vulnerable, by getting them to pray. It offers a numbing of the pain. An opiate overdose to the over-active reason centres. You don't need to think or reason, man, just go with the flow and love Jesus. NO! Not without a good reason.

You are probably detecting some anger in me. No shit Sherlock. I am angered by the way religion preys on the vulnerable and the young. Religion makes out that goodness is its monopoly, that religion invented morality, law, marriage and the family and that every good act is a Christian act and every bad act is the work of the Devil, regardless of who is doing it and what they think their motivation is. An atheist helicopter crew winches up a Muslim from the sea and they thank their Christian God for saving him. A city is crushed by an earthquake, thousands die, a dozen are saved, thank God for his mercy!

There is nothing that can be gained through God that can't be gained without superstition. Morality, forgiveness, love, self-sacrifice, honour and a peaceful death are all available to anybody who has a well-rounded ethical culture. No superstitious beliefs are required. I have not believed in any gods for over thirty years but I still know the difference between right and wrong and I don't need to imagine a god watching me to stop me behaving in ways which harm other people.

By the way, do Christians who believe that God watches their every move support or oppose CCTV? :-\

Martin
I have neither the time or the inclination to read you latest essay.

Why I wonder, are you so rattled by my unshakeable faith?
Could it be because your own is so shaky?

I can see no further point in continuing with this. You won't receive His peace, so it is time, as Jesus instructed, not to skulk off, nor to retreat, but to "knock the dust off my feet and move on"

May the God you deny bless you anyway - His grace is bigger than your doubt.
Sincerely
Geoff

 

I don't have faith and I don't want it. Faith is evil, lying to yourself.

I can't say I'm particularly impressed with your comprehension skills, debating prowess, the strength of your arguments or your stamina. As the choirboy boy said to the pederast priest: I've had better.

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