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No. Virtually all men masturbate, especially when they are younger. Penis size, like just about everything, declines slightly with age but there is no evidence to suggest that masturbation has an effect on penis size. If masturbation did make the penis smaller wouldn't that cause embarrasment for both porn stars and monks?

Men need to keep their semen in good condition, older sperm need to be shed. A man who does not masturbate will feel uncomfortable, not because his testicles are full but simply because he has not masturbated. Masturbation is a complicated business.

If you catch your man masturbating this is normal, don't try to meet his needs yourself, he will still need to do it himself from time to time. Don't be jealous, it is no reflection on your relationship, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, alone. I bet even polygamists masturbate, not very often perhaps, but I'll bet they do.

Certainly, it's much better than breeding. The world has far too many people in it already who think they know everything. Keep beating the bishop!

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who likes anal sex?

Lots of people. Gay and straight, men and women.

And big horn sheep apparently.

what does

anal sex

feel like

Pretty good, but not so good that it is worth messing a relationship up over. If your partner doesn't want to then that's a no, don't force it, don't sulk.

Preparation for anal sex: lubrication, patience and communication. It has been said that it is impossible to over-lube, but perhaps it is. One dribble of spit is not adequate lubrication.

Women are different. From men and from each other. Some women love anal sex, some would divorce a man for mentioning the subject. The anatomy of a woman's body allows the possibility of getting great pleasure from anal sex, the way many women have been brought up makes accepting that next to impossible. Stretching the anal sphincter muscle can be painful and it can be deliciously pleasureable, anal sex is very much about context. Many or possibly most women will try it at least once in their life, some will do it regularly, some irregularly and some will never try it again (and deny they ever did if they can get away with it).

It isn't compulsory. It isn't a sin. It takes two people as a minimum (unless you are a freak) I suggest you talk it over, it is something that should never be attempted without very obvious consent. No means no. Although it might also mean just not today.

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Yes.

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Only if it's your ass.

Possibly. Since when have you believed your god lives in a search engine?

Have you ever tried to masturbate wearing boxing gloves?

How naïve are you? The best way to get big breasts is to swallow semen. Ummm. Think about that for one moment and ask yourself:

1] Why would a man's body put a rich supply of female sex hormones in semen? What possible benefit is there to the man's genes for doing this? Semen is a delivery mechanism for sperm, its job is to support the sperm.

2] Who might possibly gain by having such a rumour circulate?

The answer to question two is men who want naïve young girls to suck their penises and let them ejaculate in their mouths and slightly older girls who want to laugh at the stupidity of their younger rivals.

If you want to test the validity of this I'll volunteer to let you swallow my semen twice a week for a month and I'll let you know if your breasts are any bigger, all in the name of science you understand, and don't tell my wife she doesn't understand the scientific method. If you are interested in this offer please send a photo (females 18 to 24 only please) showing the breasts in question.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother.

Would I lie to you?

Neigh!

Why do stupid believers seek more “information” to buttress their faith?

Step out of the shadows.

Big women are women in a larger portion size.

No, it doesn't work with any man's sperm, although I have it on good authority it does work with mine.

(Really! The gullibility of some people...)

No, you sad pervert, it isn't. Tasting your own semen or urine comes under the heading of curiosity and well you have to try it, don't you, but drinking it is clearly a perversion. And don't fall for the line that drinking somebody else's fluids is a sign of love or anything, if you don't want to do it don't do it.

Why don't you ask her yourself?

So, she's beautiful, talented, rich and adored by millions but you need to know if she's spoiled goods? I think you've got some issues!

If you are not actually in the process of sucking the penis of somebody you like, no. If you don't want to, no. With a penis in your mouth you do have a way to get a man's attention, if necessary use it.

To save time. Men pay for sex so the women will go away again when they've finished. Attracting women is one thing, getting them to go away again can often be harder than attracting them in the first place.

Millions of years ago. It is not unique to our species.

Did? They still do, don't they? All the neaderthals I've met recently have been Christians.

I don't know. More to the point can we trust "them" to tell us if there were?

Only when a baby boy is being born. No penis big enough to be poking at the cervix will be small enough to enter it. Except during labour the cervix is so tight that you cannot poke even a little finger through it. You stand a much better chance of getting your penis up your partner's nostril.

Yes.

Shan't. It isn't. You are.

You can. You can smoke any plant material, and all plant material is dangerous when smoked. In the case of cannabis plants male plants have no buds which are the part with the highest THC concentration (actually the trichomes on the buds) male plants do contain THC but in significntly lower quantities so getting stoned requires greater consumption.

You really are new to this internet searching stuff, aren't you?

Ask her. If you can't ask, don't want to or don't trust her answer you have no right to know.

On the hoof.

Cook well, fuck well, suck well, swallow.

Correct. well spotted.

Don't smoke it. Eat it.

I'm sending the answer to you now. (Wanker)

Sir Paul McCartney? Not quite. Paul, ne Saul of Tarsus? Yes. He didn't meet Jesus but he was alive at the time and lived in Jerusalem when Jesus was meant to have entered in triumph and so he should have done, but didn't. Conclude what you will from that.

Yes.

No, women who are thin but have big breasts are freaks, the kind of frreaks that the media tries to tell us are normal and desireable.

Because they've seen some?

I don't know. Have you tried Korean food? I'm told it's the dog's bollocks.

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Who wants to eat a mouthful of fur?

Yes. Dogs are made of meat. People in many different cultures have eaten and continue to eat dogs, apparently they are quite delicious.

Inferior, ashamed of themselves, embarrased, in other words pretty much the same as Christians feel about most things.

No.

Regular and normal are not concepts that go well with female sexual behaviour. Normality is irregularity and capriciousness. Irregular but frequent masturbation is normal, in the sense of not being a symptom of disease. But then again many women bring up a dozen children and die without ever having an orgasm, or feeling the need to, that too is normal. It's certainly more common than homosexuality. Unless you work in the theatre I can guarantee you know more non-orgasmic women than you know homosexuals.

I can't imagine any people who use the word sin not having a bit of a problem with sex with a dog. But Christianity comes in many flavours, if you search hard maybe you will get lucky. It might depend on the denomination of the dog.

STOP SMOKING YOU ANTI-SOCIAL MORON!

Seriously, that's far more polite than they deserve.

Just like regular sex, keep changing your hands for a younger, fitter or richer model.

They buy a bloody ticket that fails to lose.

If you managed to type that yourself you are probably OK.

Until the bitch finally dies. That's the problem with monarchy.

Hell yes.

The mind boggles. From my experience of examining the underbelly of internet searches I wouldn't put anything past people.

On second thoughts the answer is probably “other men”, the true proportion of homosexuality is constantly over-estimated for political reasons.

To answer for myself “because I am”.

Study George W Bush, he's a noted public wanker.

Yes. But they are all nice to stroke, especially if you know the right bit to make them purr.

Because so many people, especially women, have got a totally fucked up idea of

a) how thin they actually are

and

b) how few people actually prefer thin people.

To put it another way people don't want you to be content with yourself for a lack of objectivity.

Beer. Very large quantities of beer.

Yes! Throw off the chains of such outdated and outlandish thinking. If an action has no bad effects on either you or anybody else then it is not wrong. If your religion says such actions are wrong then your religion is harmful, hurtful and misguided, like you already know and believe most other religions are. Ditch it.

YES!

No. Both men and women tend to be attracted to what is familiar. If a woman encounters mostly uncircumcised penises she will prefer them. Nobody has a built in image of an ideal mate, it is formed from experience. We learn to accept the normality of the genitals we see, and develop a taste for something similiar (or perhaps a little, well, more so...) despite the fact that all genitals are, objectively speaking, rather ugly.

Should that have a question mark or an exclamation mark?

In Croydon, I have it on good authority.

Should that have a question mark or an exclamation mark?

Just stop thinking coherently, abandon rational thought and completely suspend your disbelief.

With large charitable donations.

Have some of this and ask him yourself, man.

People don't usually involve other people to deny you your rights, arrest you or kill you when you mock their superstitions.

Buy them drinks all night and listen to what they have to say.

No Lassie.

Of course not. Christians were killed (by the Romans, and in much smaller numbers than the hype suggests) for not believing in the correct gods, for being atheists.

What kind of a brain-dead bozo thinks people kill other people because they are scared those people believe in the right god the ones they themselves don't believe in?

All of it.

Just a stab in the dark here: a fat woman?

For Episcopalians yes. For Methodists maybe. For Southern Baptists hell no.

If they prefer anal sex with men they probably are homosexual, aren't they? If they prefere anal sex with women then they are not homosexual.

Men like anal sex with women for various reasons: it's tighter and more intense, it's naughtier, it's proof that the woman has given herself fully and in some ways it shows men having power over women especially if the woman doesn't enjoy it. Some women enjoy it, others endure it. Men who have sex with men are obviously often experienced in anal sex and they know they enjoy it, so some heterosexual anal sex is bisexual sex but not by any means all. Many men with no homosexual experiences seek and enjoy anal sex too.

First off Google's success depends on not censoring, manipulating, biasing or prejudging anything. Secondly why do you assume that stuff is incest just because the shits selling it say the models are related? Use your brain for something other than heating the inside of your hat.

The Japanese porn industry used to use butter, until the dogs got too fat, now they use low fat yogurt.

I don't know, but in the interests of science I am prepared to find out.

Britain is a civilized country.

A towel is a very handy piece of equipment. Knowing where your towel is is a highly regarded life-skill in the more laid back and civilized Eastern spiral arm of the galaxy.

But as to why Muslims would do such a civilized thing? Fuck knows.

From my observations I would say the 100 metres.

They aren't. I have never seen any penis larger than people.

Asses can kick hard but pussies can scratch.

God wants your child to be ill, you must believe this and get other people to believe it otherwise you will be a sinner and roast in Hell.

It can, but not on a flat surface because it would have two parallel sides that could never meet if drawn on a flat surface. On a sphere an equilateral triangle can have three right angles.

Buoyancy.

Dying for something you believe in does not prove what you believe in is true, valid, worthwhile or worth dying for. Dying for beliefs is easy, cheap and commonplace. Such beliefs are not strengthened by deaths. In Britain Catholics burned Protestants and vice versa, the “martyrs” of each side died bravely. They cannot both have been right, God cannot have been on both sides, at least one set of martyrs died in agony for worthless beliefs. Why not both?

Likewise thousands died for the right to secceede and to prevent the break up of the Union. At least one side did not have God on their side. Why not both?

I can't get close enough to my bollocks to tell. Scrotums are not the smoothest patches of skin on the human body so it would be difficult to spot a scar even if you were, ahem, face to face with the family jewels.

Probably not, but more to the point has the British Royal family got much British DNA?

Because it's immoral. What the fuck has morality got to do with believing in a sky pixie?

Just a stab in the dark here, is it because they're playing volleyball?

Why not? Is it a religious fesitval or something? I hadn't noticed.

Try looking in the last place they had them?

About as much as they knew about Saddam Hussein's weapons program?

No. It is no more hypocritical than Christians having Pagan evergreen trees in their homes or Pagan cunt symbols ("fish" the Christians think they are) on their cars.

Because it was systematically challenged and shown to be illogical. Napoleonic France was a hotbed of revolutionary thought of all kinds such as why are we burying horses and seeing soldiers go hungry? Asking the right question is a great step towards getting a good answer.

Nah, he plays midfield, or sometimes wide on the right.

Neville, or Herbert.

For boys, when they become altar boys or choirboys. For girls, when they get married.

YES!

Always look on the bright side of life

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Lots of different things. The Big Bang Theory is a theory of cosmology, it has nothing to do with ideas about death or silly superstitious nonsense about the universe existing in order to grade people into sinners and saved. Many religious people believe in the Big Bang Theory, the Pope's got his own bloody observatory, only certain evangelical Protestants think the Big Bang Theory is inconsistent with Bible and must therefore not be true regardless of any evidence to the contrary. Almost all such people live in Jesusland.

Because the Bible and the TV Guide aren't very stimulating reading.

Men need to ejaculate regularly. Porn is a way to provide stimulation effectively, especially non-violent hard-core porn which shows sex acts which stimulates jealousy and competitiveness. Soft porn which just shows naked female bodies is potentially damaging because it can give men impossibly high expectations of a partner and obviously violent and degrading images may feed a desire to act out unhealthy obsessions. But straight forward hard core porn showing men and women having relatively normal sex with only modest levels of fantasy is an effective way for men to focus upon sex to the point of ejaculation. Without such material men will still masturbate and will still find material to help them find the right focus, in the absence of suitable material they will find unsuitable material.

This question suggests the questioner subscribes to the sexologist/relationship councillor's model of what sex is about. Sex is about procreation, that is the primary function. However that is not to say that sex is undertaken for procreation. It makes perfect evolutionary sense for a male to get an erection quickly and to ejaculate after a small number of pelvic thrusts, especially if he is not the alpha male, losers don't get that many chances it doesn't pay to blow them by failing to ejaculate before a bigger male comes along and drags him off his mate. Female orgasm is all about manipulating the chances of conception from each bout of intercourse. It makes no sense to have a woman orgasming after three or four thrusts as if she was a pinball machine.

A female orgasm is not a gift from a male. For women orgasm during intercourse is like snow at Christmas, millions of lucky women experience it every time, millions never do and for others it happens sometimes and they probably exaggerate how often it happened in the past.

Most women are capable of more than one orgasm and are capable of enjoying sex after an orgasm. If you suffer from a situation in which the male is always having an orgasm before the female change your habits, bring the woman to orgasm first then the male can do his bit without feeling a failure, relieved of performance anxiety he can enjoy himself more and there is still the chance of a second orgasm for the female. If that is simultaneous with the male orgasm that is a bonus.

Nowhere near enough to justify the money or the sheer insult of having a monarch.

England doesn't need a monarchy.

They are dead, same as what happens to people of all religions. What people believe does not change reality. In reality death is the end, for Christians, Buddhists and for people who think the moon is made of green cheese.

Let me think about that for a nanosecondNO!

What could possibly be gained? You could lose your boyfriend, your daughter could catch the diseases you and your pervy boyfriend carry, your boyfriend could run off with your daughter and you never see either of them again and depending on the age of your daughter you may be committing an offence. Can you see any upside other than “gee that might be neat”?

There are many times I think sterilization of the stupid is a good idea.

BCE stands for Before the Common Era. It is a neutral term that should not annoy Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, pagans or anybody else. BCE is identical in meaning to BC but without the implied assertion that the birth of Jesus is the most important event in human history. The term CE for the common era is again identical to the term AD but without the implied assertion that Jesus is everybody's Lord. If Christians take offence to these terms they are being petty, and if it will help them avoid apoplexy they can read it inwardly as the Christian Era and Before the Christian Era.

It is not a term that is designed to offend, but that cannot be said about BC and AD, how is a Jew, atheist or Muslim meant to accept and use such terms without comment or concern?

Why should I Believe in Jesus

Jesus the Man, Jesus the Myth

People are stupid and easily lead, especially when you threaten to torture them for all eternity if they they don't follow you.

For the money? But there is a way around this: one world government.

Masturbate. Make sure she knows it is no reflection on your lack of sexual attraction for her, but make sure she knows you are doing it too.

Money. Works every time.

Talking is a form of intercourse, no Christian should allow talking in their home except with a view to procreation with his wife.

What.

Duh - da!

My mother suggested I take my girlfriend to Buxton.

Sex would have been more fun.

Actually a trip to the dental hygienist might have been more fun.

But I suppose you were thinking about things along the line of masturbation.

Smegma is a semi-mythical substance. Americans believe smegma is generated under the foreskin, probably about a pound and a half each day. To believe these myths one would have to postulate a substance that is more carcinogenic than tar from tobacco smoke, possibly radioactive, maybe even glowing in the dark, a substance that smells worse than parmesan cheese and cannot be removed at all, except surgically.

In reality it is a slight greasy film that can be rinsed or wiped away more easily than snot or earwax and is almost indistinguishable from the film left on a spoon after having a particularly good cheesecake. I wash my penis daily, I hardly ever notice anything the slightest bit problematic going on under my foreskin. A gentleman would not expect a lady to encounter smegma for exactly the same reason he would not expect her to run her tongue over the plaque on his teeth, except this form of routine hygiene is more fun, even than using an electric toothbrush.

If you have a penis that has been butchered you can simulate the smegma experience by dipping your little finger in cheesecake and wiping this lightly over your glans.

circumcision

Eat plenty of fibre, drink plenty of water and don't sit on cold stone steps. Or something like that.

No, Rocinante is the name of Don Quiote's horse. When I first saw that I thought it was an exclamation, you put your foot in your slipper to find the cat has left a decapitated vole in it - what in the name of Don Quiote's horse!?!

A faint smell of urine, TCP and mothballs.

Or nonagenarian.

Because they are animals, animals are made of meat.

It is possible that Neaderthal man did contribute to our gene pool despite the finding that all Y chromosomes and mitochondrial DNA can be linked back to a recent African ancestor. To be a Y chromosome or mtDNA ancestor requires a single unbroken line of all male or all female ancestry respectively. Go back ten generations, typically a mere 280 years, and you had 512 ancestors (maximum) but only one pure male line and one pure female line ancestor. Go back six hundred years and your pure male line ancestor or pure female line ancestor is one in a million. Go back 15,000 years to the end of the Neaderthals as a distinct species and you should be able to see how easy it would be to have a significant minority of the genes from European people deriving from Neanderthals without there being a single positive trace in Y chromosomes or mtDNA. How likely is it that any man's line has a son in every one of the next 500 odd genertions?

Their penis?

Several years before he was officially diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.

Just a stab in the dark here: Maryland?

Because he was shot several times, being shot is often accompanied by onset of sudden violent death syndrome.

The Day the Music Died: The death of John Lennon

Beer, lots of beer.

Dump the bitch now.

Interesting question. I looked at angels and genitals but this is a more interesting question again. Do angels have babies and if they do who watches over them when the parents are out angelling? Do they have guardian children?

You've seen Michaelangelo's David? You know Italians make Ferraris, Maseratis and Lamborghinis, everybody knows what that's all about. It's not that much of stretch to draw that conclusion, is it?

Strychnine.

Ballast.

No Cliff, it isn't.

Possibly.

Solid, liquid, gas, plasma.

Err, what question would that be?

I've no doubt you could catch some interesting diseases, not to mention picking a few hard to explain injuries, although you are more likely to pick up something nasty from the people who do that sort of thing.

Coffin.

Of course not, unless they have been taught to.

Only if some religiously empowered psychopath catches you doing it.

Neither are politically correct. Both can be medically correct but they are very different. Midgets are very small people who are built in proportion, dwarfs are people with short limbs.

Political correctness gets in the way of accuracy.

Interesting question! If Eve was cloned out of a rib of Adam then she must have had the same DNA. This question just shows how ridiculous it is to accept Hebrew mythology as literally true. Nobody thinks about the stories of Thor or Zeus as being literally true, religious literalism is a huge curse. Even if you want to believe in a god I strongly suggest you fight the absurdity of literalism. Surely we have better things to do with our brains than trying to believe Hebrew mythology in a literal way. Anybody with half a brain, anybody with any apptitude for literary appreciation can surely see that nobody expected anybody to believe most of the stories of Genesis in any simple way as being literally true. The simpler a culture, the simpler its language, the greater the need for metaphor and stretching metaphor in order to communicate a message. They believed their god had made man, and they told a story about it to themselves, padding it out to sound a bit better and make a more worthwile story. Much later somebody wrote it down. That's it. Later some idiots decided that because that story was in an anthology they had come to call The Holy Bible that it must be literally true in every detail.

Take heart in knowing you are very far from alone in your problem.

Rock music. This is how it should be.

Mixed up people can. But whites only, ya hear?

Significantly better than male vaginas.

Tell me miss, when did you first notice this?

I've often wondered about the habits of unicorns too. Why doesn't David Attenborough do a feature on them?

They get educated, learn how to think, learn how to question and they find out they have been lied to by all the people they were told to trust.

From my experience, which may be a little jaded, basically it seems people mostly want to know what horses' genitals look like.

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

African dwarfs lay eggs??

No. Unicorns don't exist. Things that don't exist don't exist equally for everybody. I'm sorry if it bursts your bubble but children's toys don't come to life when adults leave the room and unicorns have never existed, anywhere. Reality is that which does not go away when you stop thinking about it.

Rather dull I'd expect, like a woman's, but less so. Pervert.

Not very much, it's dark.

It depends on the rules I suppose, and what counts as winning.

It means you're going to get wet, your actions will have negative consequences for yourself or will otherwise do you no good.

Beatniks had a more conservative dress code but washed more.

Sing 'em fucking loud!

Faithful women make the best wives. The fact that a woman hasn't had sex with anybody else before she meets you isn't proof that she will be faithful to you afterwards, and neither is the fact that she has slept around beforehand a guarantee that she will act the same after marriage. There is a slight positive correlation between virginity and faithfulness, more than say the correlation between tallness and intelligence but less than that between beards and masculinity.

The vagina is a hole, a space. So the outside of it looks like, well, the Universe.

It's Serbo-Croat for pretentious twat.

Proud? Pleased I can understand, but why proud? Did you struggle to be white?

Just a smile. Seriously. If they're not man enough for you there will be others who are.

On the bottom sheet, particularly if it's a dark coloured sheet. At least that's what my wife complains.

does queen latifah have big sexy thighs

does queen latifah have big thighs

Right on. Is the Pope Catholic and do bears shit in the woods!

whose god is more viscous bible quiz

I don't know about viscous but Yahweh can be a bit slippery and slimy.

can homosexuals become priests

Of course, thousands of priests are homosexual and lie about the fact. A few are open about it.

is male masturbation good for men not sexually active

Yes.

are there reasons for supposing that the universe began to exist

No. There is no evidence for the present existence of the universe. It's a lie. You have been duped. There is still no universe. It didn't happen.

</sarcasm mode>

It's here, either it started to exist or it always existed. It's reasonable to explore either possibility but rather doubtful that there will ever be found any definitive proof.

biblical reason men have nipples

God likes 'em.

aren't mormons and jehovah's witnesses christians too

It depends, when Christians want to use the a billion lemmings can't be wrong argument then yes, they're Christians, when they say anything embarrassing then of course they're not Christians, they're dupes of Satan.

why is my wife naked

Maybe she wants you to shag her.

what does gitchi gitchi ya ya da da mean

Maybe she wants you to shag her.

convince me that there is a tooth fairy

Shan't.

list negative consequences of being a drug dealer

1] You're a filthy capitalist traitor to the working class, but you can't join the Conservative Club.

2] You stand a good chance of being shot.

3] You stand a good chance of going to prison.

4] You have to wear a terrible uniform.

5] You can't advertise in the Yellow Pages.

why do tourists come to england

Tourists come to England (and London in particular) because it has so much to offer: sights, culture, history, lifestyle and stuff. Of course some people think the only reason why tourists come to England is to see the bloody Queen. These people are brainwashed idiots and Daily Mail readers without the sense they were born with. Unfortunately these people sometimes vote.

is it common for men to be sexually excited by lactating breast

Yes. Very common. Upper class people don't suffer from this problem.

Personally I love my wife's breasts, but I didn't want to know when they were squirting colostrum about.

what does a vulva look like

The vagina looks like a hole. The vulva and clitoris is much more interesting to look at, I recommend exploring one, use your own or borrow a friend's.

See Sex and Evolution and The Clitoris.

how to find the clitoris

what does a clitoris look like

find the clitoris

what does a vagina look like?

how to enjoy cannabis everyday

Grow a cannabis plant and look at it, or buy some clothes woven from hemp. You cannot enjoy cannabis if you take it everyday, you cannot enjoy any drug if you take it everyday. Don't smoke the stuff, don't associate cannabis with smoking cigarettes, with constant use/abuse. No drug as powerful as cannabis is safe to take everyday, no matter what anybody tells you. Cannabis is a great drug for occasional use but a terrible drug to take all the time.

Anybody who drinks beer 12 hours or more a day is a useless drunk, a waste of a skin. The same goes for those who take any drug more often than not. The problem isn't with the drug, it is with the mindset of the constant user. Constant drug use is never a good idea.

does a meme have any physical existence

No. A meme can be encoded in a physical object such as a piece of paper, an inscription, a data file, a memory encoded in neurons etc. but a meme is not that object nor that encoding. A meme is the pattern of that intelligence.

do atheists believe in death

Atheists don't believe in death, or beer, or apple strudle, or leaving tips in restaurants, or gin, or virginity, or calling cats Colin. What the fuck? Of course atheists believe in death, it tends to be theists who have a problem with grasping the concept.

which race has the most attractive women?

Nude bicycle race.

Queen: Bicycle Race

Fat Bottomed Girls

(see also fashionable people or Sports, how to improve them)

why is a republic better than a monarchy

Countries don't need a monarch, they need a government and somebody to say hello to visiting heads of state. That's it. Monarchs are a hang over from the days of warlords and despots. Civilized nations don't need that despotic symbolism. How much power the president has is very open, you can have a despot, a French or American style executive president or a figurehead who just invites the leader of the majority in the parliament to be the prime minister. The Irish Republic is a great model of a parliamentary system with a figurehead president. Republics work.

can you eat pot belly pigs

Yes of course you can, but not at one sitting. You will probably have to trim the fat off the cuts of meat as they are not bred for the modern tastes of lean meat, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if they didn't taste very nice indeed if you slaughtered a young one. An older one would probably be best in sausages, the same goes for all breeds of pig.

why are not we still evolving from apes

why aren't humans still evolving from apes

why did only certain apes evolve into humans not the others

When we were evolving from apes being a smarter ape was an advantage. Now there is no advantage to being more upright, or using tools, or talking. If an ape started to use tools or talk he'd soon be in a research laboratory not founding a new breeding colony of apemen. Apes have evolved to be better apes and we have evolved to take advantage of a new evolutionary niche, the man niche. Because we fill the man niche there is no apeman niche anymore. There is no advantage in apes “trying to evolve into cavemen” because they wouldn't stand a chance of pulling it off. If a bunch of chimpanzees or gorillas started walking upright and throwing spears about how far would it get them? They'd just get themselves shot by blokes with AK 47s protecting their land. Asking the question shows you don't get it, you don't understand what evolution is or how it works. But you have come to the right place, you can be helped.

why is richard dawkins a wanker

All men are wankers, here's why.

why sex is fun

A really good question, I could write a book about it, but Jared Diamond did it first.

in what ways are religion and morality the same

In the fevered imaginations of the religious who think morality was invented after religion. With what evidence? As usual none but faith, which is a polite word meaning pig-headed ignorance and refusal to accept evidence.

how to buy the winning lottery ticket

You buy the winning lottery ticket the same way you buy the usual sort, in hopeful ignorance.

how many guns can you legally own

In America as many as you want, in a civilized country, none.

can black people swim in the olympics

Yes, of course they can, just don't expect them to win very often. Many black people can swim very well but world beating swimming performances are rare because blacks have a higher muscle and bone density than many other races. That density is a great asset for boxing and sprinting but a liability in the water. The difference is slight and only visible at the highest levels of competition, don't expect to be able to pick winners and losers at high school level on the basis of race. There is of course a slight danger of a self fulfilling prophesy here, blacks doing well at swimming being encouraged to try something else instead “because they have no chance at the highest level” but there will also be those who see it as a challenge, just as Richard Williams used prejudice as an extra spur to encourage his daughters to play tennis even more.

what does a spanish vagina look like

A vagina.

was there a zero year

Yes and no. The Year Zero of the global era a.k.a. 2000 CE or 2000 AD was a bit of a zero of a year, but there was no year between 1 BCE (1 BC) and 1 CE (1 AD), so by the most widely used calendars there was no year zero.

what does it take to sell 100000 records

A hundred thousand customers?

can jesus forgive extreme evil thoughts against him

No. People who are dead and probably never even lived cannot forgive anything.

does michael jackson have a black or white penis

Michael Jackson's penis is this shade of blue.

what colour is michael jackson's penis?

dream meaning cat eating horse

This is an easy dream to interpret, remember to buy cat food. Or your horse is past it. One or the other.

do women spit or swallow

Not in my experience.

is the lottery a good thing

Only if you win.

does sex make the vagina looser?

The vagina will stretch and it will normally regain its original shape later as long as the muscle tone is there.

The tightness of the vagina is caused by the muscle tone. Having sex or giving birth will stretch the vagina. Most of that elasticity will be regained as long as the vagina is rested. The more the vagina is stretched the longer it will take to return to a tight fit, regular sex with a penis of normal proportions should not cause damaging stretching although there will be some. Occasional stretching of a more severe kind through childbirth, fisting, comedy sized dildoes or a very large penis will take longer to recover, days rather than hours, but the idea that sex with a man with a large penis will ruin a woman for life is largely a male fantasy.

how to win lottery with mind

Set your mind the task of buying a ticket sometimes, and hoping, but not expecting, to win.

should england have a monarchy

 NO!

what one need to know about wanking

Wanking is one of life's great pleasures. Most men will masturbate sometimes even when they have a willing wife, there are times when a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. In moderation there is no harm in it.

how to mimic a vagina

I've heard that lonely fishermen used to be very pleased to catch skate. It even smells right. A cheaper solution might be a large lubricated rubber glove trapped beneath a mattress, it might also be slightly easier to live down if you get caught. Honestly, I was washing this glove in the bedroom when I accidentally slipped and fell over, about a hundred and fifty times...

what the prophets of god have in common

They are all equally deluded.

after wanking what do you do with the sperm

what do men do with semen after masturbating

That rather depends on where you are doing it. If in the bath then pull the plug, wipe it onto your hand and hold it in the vortex, it will be sucked away in an instant. In a shower just wash it away, while making sure it really does go away, you don't want to leave it sticking to some hairs around the drain hole. If elsewhere then usually some form of tissue is the best bet.

Does that answer your question?

how can god forgive rapists or incest offenders

can god forgive a rapist or incest offender

He can't. He doesn't exist.

is sex an important factor in order to have a good marriage

Marriages can be happy without sex, but no sex makes marriage a lot harder. Marriages can work with differences in age, class, race, language and lots of other problems. A lack of sex is, like a lack of love, one extra problem that will make marriage harder but many people are very good at being married and they can cope with extraordinary pressures. There is no single factor that is essential for marriage, but most people know the basic recipe for good marriage, nobody keeps it a secret.

should christians talk about sex?

No, they talk enough as it is.

do blonde pussies exist

Yes. I'm sure they do.

do males have a clitoris

No. The clitoris and the penis are formed from the same basic structures within the embryo, you can have one or the other, and in very rare cases something in between, a small penis with a urethra that does not go to the tip. In some animals the clitoris is large, in hyenas it is just as big as the penis.

does anal sex benefit the prostate gland

It has been known to provide some temporary relief. fnar fnar

do any women have nipples but no breasts

I would guess so. Having nipples without breasts is easier to imagine than having fingers without hands. Besides, thousands of fashion models have virtually no breasts.

do asian men have big penises

Smaller than what? The evidence is that the average penis size for Asians is smaller than the average size for all of the species, but the average Asian size is hardly abnormally small by global standards. Their bell curve is simply shifted slightly towards the more petite, but as their average body size is also smaller this effect is not very significant.

do asians have smaller penis

it is true that black men have larger penises than white men

The evidence is mixed. Most surveys that I have seen show a small but statistically significant effect, the average black man has a slightly longer penis than the average white man. However this effect is not found in all surveys. I have seen one survey that found that although the black respondents claimed to be more satisfied with their penis size that actually they had a smaller average size than the white sample, who were on average less satisfied with their size.

All the surveys that I have seen put the mean, median and mode for both black and white men as being within the standard deviation for either group. Or put another way, any woman who offers evidence from personal experience is either unscientific or a right slapper.

There is much clearer evidence of difference in flaccid penis size. The typical black penis is much bigger in the flaccid state but on erection that size difference is largely eroded. That would make sense in evolutionary terms, the black African's penis would have likely been visible in a hot climate and so exposed to selection pressure via sexual selection, although it might be debatable whether the premium put on a larger visible penis would have been applied by the women directly or indirectly through the status among the males, a process that is clearly still going on in locker rooms to this day.

The strongest selection pressure on penis size is in sperm competition, which would be much the same among all races regardless of climate, which explains why there is much less difference in penis size in the erect, functional, state.

do black men have larger penises

do some christians like big breasts

I'd hazard a guess here and I'll answer a question with a question: is the Pope Catholic?

wanking; does it increase or decrease the size of your penis

Both, if you do it right.

what does the interior of a vagina looks like

Not that pretty really. Fascinating, but not exactly pretty.

what does my vagina look like

Get a bloody mirror girl! Or better yet, get a digital camera and we can all find out.

what time during the bc years did islam start

It didn't. Christianity is older than Islam.

why do men want curvy women

Short answer: because they are sexy. Real answer: because the expression of curves, generous thighs, buttocks, breasts and indeed lips is all evidence of the correct working of oestrogen, which is a symptom of good health and good genes. Curvy women are fit women, genetically fit, and represent excellent breeding stock.

Fit in the genetic sense has nothing to do with ability to run, the opposite of genetically fit is misfit, not unfit.

For a sloth fitness means being very economical with movement to the point that lichen grows in your fur and you only come out of your tree once a week to shit. A fast moving sloth would be very unfit, he'd die of starvation on his low calorie diet or attract the attentions of something which would eat him. The next time you hear the word fitness in an evolutionary context picture the fit sloth, the one who moves so slowly predators can't believe he's actually made of meat.

what does a horses vagina look like

Condoleezza Rice smiling.

what does pussy taste like

Basically if you are lucky it shouldn't taste of much at all. If you are worried about the taste you are probably too young to be be tasting it anyway. Oral sex is not compulsory, if you don't want to do it that is a reasonable reason not to do it, although obviously you can't realistically demand to receive it if you don't offer it. Some men love doing it to their women others recoil at the idea, only do it if you feel comfortable. Personally I find I have enough of a problem licking my own lips with my short tongue. There are a lot of much easier ways of pleasing a clitoris if you don't fancy the idea of cunnilingus or can't manage to do it.

What does Asian pussy taste like?

what does a vagina taste like

how does pussy taste

how long does a penis need to be for conception

It doesn't. Semen needs to be in the right (or wrong) place at the right time and in sufficient quantity. Conception without penetration is possible, just by semen on the labia, so there is certainly a possibility of conception with any penis capable of penetration. If you want to maximize your chances of conception and you feel the penis is very short the best way would be for the man to ejaculate before the woman has any orgasm, then lie with the woman's hips elevated and ensure the woman has an orgasm at that point, with gravity helping keep semen at the business end of the vagina.

do animals have sex for pleasure

Do animals enjoy sex? Do people like jokes?

which woman has the best attractive breasts

I'm quite prepared to spend a lifetime researching this one. I'll let you know.

My personal preference is towards large white breasts with generous sized nipples but I will willingly look at lots of alternatives, I am not closed minded about this quest.

can humans breed with chimps

I doubt it. Chimpanzees have an extra pair of chromosomes which would probably doom any such experiments to failure. I would be surprised if nobody has attempted this experiment and I would be gobsmacked if anybody announced its failure.

Bonobo aka pygmy chimpanzee. Do you think she's hot?

why are big lips attractive

Big lips, in women, are a sign of a good body chemistry. Lips respond to oestrogen, as do thighs, buttocks and breasts. But when her brother also has fat lips or her fat lips are made by a surgeon then that message becomes a lie. Surgically enhanced lips are cheating destiny, your daughters will not inherit attractive lips from their mother.

Big Women | Fashionable People

are there any real pictures of dolly parton's tits

I've never seen any. I don't know anybody who has. Perhaps they are enchanted like Medussa, all who see them are turned to stone.

how do large sized people have sex

Doggie style works for hippos and rhinos, it also works fine for men and women who are large. However large people can still manage to have sex in most positions with some minor adaptation. There is nothing to stop a man with a huge beer belly having sex with a woman with a large belly in the classic missionary position except he would probably need to do it with his arms outstretched. If you are having difficulty imagining the scenarios try modelling it with teddy bears. It really isn't as much of a problem as many people think.

how many openings does a female have

It depends what you mean by openings. Taking large openings there are

2 ear canals

2 nostrils

1 mouth

1 urethra

1 vagina

1 anus

Then it gets more complicated when you start looking at the finer details. There are 2 nipples which are the openings to the mammary glands but each nipple has several openings which are in effect highly evolved sweat glands, are sweat glands openings? Males also have nipples with the same basic structure to them but just not as fully developed and rarely is there any discharge from them. There are also several specialist glands in the vulva which again tend to be areas of skin with several smaller glands with openings within them. I'd stick with my first answer, a female has 8 openings big enough to stick a cotton bud into. The navel isn't an opening, it's more of a dimple and a scar. The clitoris isn't an opening. Under the pants a man has two openings, urethra at the tip of the penis plus the anus, a woman has three, the urethra quite a way behind the clitoris, just in front of the vagina.

should atheists have rights

Yes, moron. People should have rights.

do animals have clitoris

Yes. Especially hyenas.

why do black males have bigger penises

Because black females don't have any.

is masturbation a sin in catholic

Come on, face it, life is a sin in catholic. They'll get you one way or another. They hate sex and say it is only for procreation, so naturally that makes it a sin. It also makes their whole teachings bollocks.

how often masturbate woman

Within reason I'd say as often as she wants it, unless your fingers are tired or you're eating at the time.

do you think it is right to eat horses for food

Yes, I think that's the best reason to eat them, for food, certainly. Eating them for spite is just sick.

advice for teenagers who have poor hygiene

If you wanna get laid wash!

what basis is there to say that blacks have larger genitals

There is some evidence, statistics.

What basis is there to say they don't? Wishful thinking. Political (in)correctness. Dogma. Faith.

I'll always put myself on the side of reason and science rather than faith and dogma, however inconvenient it might be.

scientific facts that support creationism

The universe exists. That's it.

Do you want any more? All other facts support alternative scientific explantions. There exists a whole shopping list of supposed “problems with evolution”, great, let's keep on honing the theory. Scientists, rationalists and atheists have no problem with new theories, new evidence and challenges to conventional wisdom. If the theory is wrong we want to know. In contrast creationists don't want to know anything new, they cannot accept any evidence that disproves their myth, such evidence has to be mistaken, their myth cannot be falsified because it is True with a capital T, the very definition of truth. Wankers.

does stigmata happen only to catholics

Only?

how many times is a man supposed to have sex with his wife

What do you mean by supposed? If a man does not have sex with his wife the marriage can be annulled, so the simple answer is at least once. Beyond that it is surely down to mutual needs, desires and accomodation. If your spouse has a very different level of libido something needs to be addressed, marriages can breakdown over this issue.

what do i have to do to win the lottery jackpot

Buy the right ticket.

what are next weeks lottery numbers

Yeah, right I'm going to tell you and split my prize. Dream on sucker.

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