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how to make a woman like a fat guy |
Tell her he's loaded but keeping it quiet until he finds the right woman. |
how does owning a gun benefit society |
It possibly increases the supply of organ donors, but encouraging motorcycling without helmets achieves this more effectively. |
how does an ugly girl become attractive |
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why do british people like soccer![]() |
Wrong question. Everybody across the whole world likes and plays football except in North America. Why hasn't the world's favourite game taken off in America is the question that you should ask. Liking football is normal. Thinking that football should be played with your hands while wearing helmets and shit, that's the stuff that requires explaining. I think it comes down to not wanting to pay for a second rate game. It was an accident of history that had American colleges playing their strange version of football but once in place Americans played that different game. Proper footbal, soccer, then had to prove itself superior to American football to make inroads. But while it is clearly a better game why would anybody stop watching the best gridiron football in the world to watch a game in which Americans are decades behind the rest of the world? Americans want to watch the best sport in the world, the best players in the best leagues. With women's soccer you've got that and women's soccer is as big in America as it is anywhere. If you want to watch men play sport you've got the best gridiron football and the best basketball leagues in the world, why watch something that isn't as good as that played in England, Italy, Germany, Spain, France, Brazil, Argentina or Mexico? Hell, even Scotland come to that. |
what is the word for men sexually attracted to teenagers |
Normal. |
what does i love you but i am not in love with you really mean |
It means can we keep on having sex without you keep asking me to make some kind of commitment? |
why do people practice adultery |
Because they usually get it wrong the first time. |
what to do with abandoned kittens |
Green salad with garlic mayonnaise. |
why do guys prefer casual sex |
For the same reason women prefer casual chocolate rather than a formal ceremony, life-long financial commitment and an agreement never to eat any other kind of food. What possible reason is there to prefer pleasure with long term entanglements and exclusive contracts? Get real. A man will want to have a wife that nobody else can have sex with so he knows his wife's children are his children and to have as much sex before or alongside that relationship as he can get away with, according to his own definition of worthwhile risk. A failure to understand this in women is not endearing innocence, it is stupidity, as stupid as expecting shopkeepers to want to let you have stuff free or men to want to buy you meals, flowers and drinks without wanting to have sex with you. |
why do rockstars trash hotel rooms |
Because they are brainless unoriginal conformists who think it is expected of them. |
im an atheist and my mom makes me go to church |
Show her my site and tell her I was made to go to church too. That might change her mind. |
does onions affect the mind |
I very much doubt it, I'm not aware of anybody wanting to ban them and I've never noticed getting high after eating them, except special recipe fried onions. |
is being old better than being young |
No, but being young isn't the real alternative, is it? |
why would the commandos lisp at nightwhy do commandos lisp at night |
Either they are flirting with each other or they are trying to remain alive. Ssss sounds carry much further than normal whispers. Deliberately lisping instead will counteract this effect. It might be enough to save several lives when approaching the enemy while trying to keep the element of surprise. Try it yourself whisper: "can you see the sentry" and then "can you thee the thentry", by my reckoning the sss sounds will probably be audible at ten times the distance at which the whole message can be understood, which could very easily mean the difference between success and failure for an entire mission if a sentry can raise the alarm. It is not really about doing it specifically at night, it is about keeping quiet when you have to. |
what can cause a decline of a civilization |
Fundamentalist and literalist religion. It works every time. Christianity and the Decline of Civilization |
what can a catholic man do about unfaithful wife |
Murder her, confess to the priest (who will go to Hell if he reports you to the police) then say three Hail Marys. Divorcing the cheating bitch would be a sin and you'd roast in Hell for that because it is a sin you live with and can't wash away by chanting some voodoo prayers. |
what do they use horse meat for |
Horse power. |
why do atheist not believe in the holy trinity |
Atheists don't believe in gods. 3-for-the-price-of-1 gods included. Atheism does not distinguish between the various mythological gods that don't exist, the entire species of Dei mythologicus is extinct. |
which shoulder should one throw salt |
Neither you superstitious idiot. |
what traits do you need to be a knight |
These days just an ability to ingratiate yourself with the establishment or the Prime Minister. Donating £1 million to the Labour Party always works. |
what will religions do when extraterrestrial life is discoveredwhat will the church do when life is discovered on another planet |
1 ) Deny the evidence vehemently and claim it is impossible 2 ) Welcome the evidence as soon as it proves to be undeniable, moving instantly on to stage 3 3 ) Find a passage in the Bible that foretells it and say they've been expecting this evidence for some time 4) Start raising money to send missionaries |
do we really need to eat meat |
No. We can survive quite easily by not eating meat. But is that what life is about, surviving? We want to eat meat. We enjoy eating meat. Meat, in moderation, is good for us. Not eating meat is only an option for our species in an environment that we know very well, one well provided for with a wide variety of vegetable foods. Meat has made exploring new environments possible. Meat also made possible our social system. No herbivores cooperate on a human scale, herbivores are unsocial and selfish, even when in groups. Deliberate food sharing among herbivores is virtually unknown. |
what is the food made from stale bread and wood |
That sounds rather like the recipe for a British sausage. Did you know that in some parts of Europe sausages actually contain meat? ![]() |
what foods does queen elizabeth of england like to eatwhat does kate moss eat |
Traditional British sausages. ![]() |
why do old species survive when new species are formed |
Do you think they should just curl up and die and let the new one have the world to itself? Would you do that? |
which religions are unbelievable |
All of them. |
what do atheists celebratewhat do atheist celebrate
why do atheists celebrate christmas |
Most atheists celebrate the holidays and festivals in the society around them, although usually for the honest reason that celebrations are fun rather than the suppossed "reason for the season" given by the hypocrites who claim to be Christians but won't go to church on Sunday if it clashes with Christmas. There have been attempts to make secular and non religious holidays like Darwin Day, but few atheists take any notice. Most atheists are not actively atheist, they just don't believe in any gods and don't follow any religions. Atheists don't celebrate Christmas as the anniversary of the birth of Jesus they just join in a holiday celebration of family get-togethers, feasting, drinking and feelings of goodwill to all. |
god am i wasting my time |
Expecting a search engine, even Google, to answer your prayers is wasting your time. |
what do they call black people in england |
Mostly we call them black people, or people. |
why don't christian believe in superstition |
Talking snakes and donkeys, global floods and universal destruction by a loving god, virgin birth, the mark of the Devil ... Christians aren't superstitious? Ha ha. |
why jews don't believe in jesus what do you have to losewhy dont the jewish people acknowledge jesus |
If you are a Jew and you don't believe in Jesus you are ready for the true Messiah. If you think the Messiah is Jesus you may think the arrival of the "true Messiah" is the antichrist. The Jews don't know that your pappy was right to believe what he was told to believe, they believe they are right to believe what they have been told to believe. |
will handguns ever be banned in the uswill guns ever be banned in the usa |
Is that a question or a lament? It will take some time before Americans are ready to become civilized on this matter. |
why do men need 2 testicles |
Redundancy. Men can function quite well with one, a halving of testosterone levels and/or sperm count is not particularly significant. Having two reduces the chances that disease or injury will leave the body with none, several other organs come in pairs for similar reasons such as lungs, kidneys and various glands. |
why did so many early christians become martyrs |
Because people wanted to kill them. It's easy to be "a martyr" when people want to kill you. It doesn't take any great skill or talent and you don't have to be in the right. |
why do i find larger girls attractive |
Because you have good taste. |
why do boys spit in public |
Because there's nobody to annoy and outrage when they are alone. |
dinosaurs existance explained through religion |
God did it. Praise him. You may go now. |
do we face a population problem |
Do we ever! |
do you think we evolved for monkies |
No. Nothing evolved for anything, not even itself. Purpose only exists on higher levels of complex systems. We didn't evolve from monkeys either, we might have had monkey-like ancestors but monkeys have evolved more than we have in the subsequent ages. More? Yes, shorter lifespans make for faster evolution. |
how long were bacteria the rulers of the earth |
They still are. |
i am a christian how can i convert my atheist husband |
You arrogant bitch. He should dump you right now for even thinking such a thought. |
where did the foot prints in the sand story come from |
It was made up. It's a lie, like most of the Bible is too. |
what came first thunderbirds or concorde |
Concord (only the French used the name Concorde at that time) was in development stages when Thunderbirds was first made. |
how to lose weight through bondage |
Too easy. Get tied up every mealtime or handcuff the fridge shut. |
if a martyr dies for his beliefs are they true |
Of course not. Do you think the right god comes down and saves the lives of people who are dying for their belief in the wrong god so the wrong god doesn't have any martyrs? That's the biggest crock of shit since Noah mucked out the ark. Or didn't, as the case may be. |
is it uncommon to be balding at 15 years old |
Yes it is. Especially for girls. |
is america civilized |
No. |
is doing a sperm count a sin |
If you are serious about asking such a question you really need to think very carefully about your religious beliefs. |
is abortion senseless killing |
Don't be ridiculous. No woman would ever have an abortion without a good reason. |
what to give your dog that can kill them |
If your dog likes to play fetch then a grenade would do admirably, if you are very careful about the type of fuse. |
what i need to do to know that joseph smith is a true prophet |
Give up the power of critical thinking and simply believe what you are told, but not by everybody, just by Morons. Sorry, Mormons. |
why jews dont eat pork logic |
This has nothing to do with hygiene or the safety of meat. In the climate of Palestine any meat is dangerous unless properly cooked, pork is not a significant risk. The main reason for the ban is to keep Jews from mixing with gentiles. If you can't share a meal you really limit the amount of time you can spend together. Food taboos help keep a tribe distinct. Also making sacrifices for a religion increases the commitment to that religion, people don't want to appear foolish and to have sacrificed in vain so they are more likely to be committed to defending a religion that caused them to fast, to mutilate their genitals, to give away large sums of money or to arbitrarily restrict their diet, drug use and sex life. |
where in asia do people eat dog |
In Korea especially, but it has been said that the Chinese will eat anything with four legs that isn't a table. |
what if i just don't find him sexually attractive |
Err, just don't have sex with him. Hello? Did you need to be told that? |
what do women say about wearing mini skirts |
That depends, if you tell them to wear them they say they're being sexually exploited and degraded. If they choose to wear them then they're expressing their personality. A lot of women seem to keep their personalities either at the top of their thighs or on the surface of their breasts. |
why do men have nipples answers genesis |
No. The answers are not in Genesis. Genesis is a book of Hebrew mythology, it is not an encyclopedia or a book full of answers to anything except questions about its own contents, people who consider Genesis to be a science book are dangerous religious maniacs. Do you want your country run by religious maniacs? The Taliban were religious maniacs, is that the sort of society you would like? You'll have a fight on your hands. |
what kind of food that will make me skinny |
Infected. |
what to say to a person that does not believe in god |
“You're right not to believe that old bullshit, can I get you a beer?” |
what races do better in america |
NASCAR and those other sports that don't invite the rest of the world to compete. |
what would kurt cobain look like now |
Decomposed. |
what's with fat bitches showing their bellies |
Isn't it amazing how people will expose their unattractive features to the world? |
why did people in the bible live to be 100's of years old |
They didn't. The Bible is Hebrew mythology. If you don't know what mythology is look it up in a proper book. |
when should i tell my child there is not santa claus |
Christmas Eve, when you haven't got them any presents. |
is it bad to challenge satan |
No, trust me, it's an interesting idea but the reality is boring. |
do tattoos say anything about a woman's personality |
Slut. Whore. Airhead. Easily lead into stupid actions. Vain. But apart from that, no. |
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what kind of people go to nude beaches |
People who are nude under their clothes. |
why didn't god create a perfect world without sin |
It's just a bloody myth. Hello? |
why should i not believe in god |
Because there isn't one. See here for details. |
lord why do men cheat on their wivesis god pleased with meis god angry with mewho will win the lottery god this week |
Tell me how long have you been under the illusion that your god lives inside your computer? |
is it wrong to pray to win the lottery |
Hmmm. Feeling guilty about asking the lord of the universe to fix things for you after telling him you don't deserve it and somehow you think it's OK to ask him certain things but not others? This is evidence that your religious thinking is screwed. You're making progress. |
why were the vikings always good in wars |
Raiding parties have the advantage of surprise and they choose where and when to attack. They come in with forces consisting only of committed men with appropriate weapons in numbers they believe will give them the advantage. The defenders were usually not organized or ready for battle. In fair fights in open country the Vikings had no special advantage.
It's also particularly easy to win if you pick on men who live alone and unarmed and who see honour in dying for beliefs rather than in killing to defend property. |
why does my teenage daughter keep picking losers |
Women will naturally tend to pick men who remind them of males they grew up with, usually their fathers. If she has been brought up with a loser it is hardly surprising that she seeks out a loser. Glad to be of service. |
why is female circumcision and male circumcision not the same |
The main reason why male and female circumcision are different is that the American medical profession is full of Jewish doctors who wish to maintain the illusion that male circumcision is normal or healthy rather than a barbaric superstitiously motivated form of genital mutilation. As Jews only butcher the genitals of their boys there is obviously a big difference here. The other difference is that female circumcision is not the removal of the flesh around the most sensitive sexual organs it is the removal of the clitoris itself. Male circumcision robs sensation from the penis whereas female circumcision steals away the primary organ of sexual arousal altogether severely limiting the possibility of getting any enjoyment from sex. Female circumcision is worse and more barbaric but the difference is one of degree, both are unnecessary, barbaric and justified by lies and superstition. |
does queen elizabeth eat with her gloves on |
Yes, apparently. |
why people always think their right |
Excuse me but I'm right all the time, except when I'm wrong. I will be happy to be corrected. If you try to uncorrect me expect to feel my wrath. By the way it should have read why do people always think they are right |
why people who know how to win lottery never win |
Ah. Good point. I know how to win the lottery, you buy a ticket that has numbers that match the numbers subsequently drawn. It's easy, any fool can do it, as many fools have demonstrated. |
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is it ok to have anal sex with horse |
Why ask me? Do I look like a horse? |
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i am a woman who masturbates in her sleep why |
Because you're too screwed up to masturbate when you are awake. Your body wants to orgasm and it knows your brain is too dumb or indoctrinated with bullshit ideas about sex to do it any other way. |
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where are fat women considered beautiful |
Places where real men live. |
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if you have big shoes does that mean you have a big penis |
Not necessarily, it probably does mean you have big feet. The size of everything is statistically correlated, if you have a bigger than average X you are somewhat more likely to have a bigger than average Y, for all body measurements you can come up with but none are infallible indicators of the length, size or weight of any other organ or structure. |
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is it safe to put a hot dog up your vagina |
With or without mustard? |
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why does my vagina smell of onions at times |
Have you been eating hotdogs again? |
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why does my female dog keep licking her vaginawhy does my dog lick my other dogs vagina |
Has somebody been hiding the hotdogs? |
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why does cat food smell like pussy |
I have no idea. Does it taste like pussy? |
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what happens to a catholic if they masturbate |
They have an orgasm, and feel guilty about it. How very sad. |
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i have a common cold can i still masturbate |
Yes. Not only can you masturbate it is probably for the best as fever can damage sperm, flush those damaged sperm away. |
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will masturbation keep you from getting pregnantwill masturbating make women not able to be pregnant |
That depends dear, if it is an alternative to going with men then yes it will. |
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why are nazi uniforms sexy |
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what mcdonalds coffee ingredient makes it so hot |
I'll hazard a guess here and suggest it's the hot water. |
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why is my vulva so ugly |
Swedes don't know how to design attractive cars. OK, they're practical, safe and rugged but not pretty. If you want a pretty car buy an Italian model, it will rust away to nothing in ten years but it will look good. ![]() |
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why did people around the world once think slavery was normal |
Because it was normal, almost everywhere, in almost all ages. Not accepting slavery is the situation that requires explaining. |
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what is sex with dogs called |
Puppy love? |
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how can you make your boobs big legally |
I wasn't aware that there were any illegal ways. The mind boggles. |
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do virgins become yours once you have had sex |
Not as a general rule, no. But it did work that way in my case. |
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why do i ejaculate in less than a minute |
Perhaps you are more closely related to a chimpanzee than the rest of us. Or your body thinks you are so low down on the pecking order that your only chance of impregnating any woman is to ejaculate before she knows you've entered her and has a chance to object. |
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how big is hugh hefner's penis |
Four and a half inches, and thin. |
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why second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution |
It doesn't, shit-for-brains. Why are you looking for a quick fix? If you think science proves your religion is right go and do some fucking science and some real research. |
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In my book, just about anything they want to... |
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when cats do not eat much what does that mean |
Cheap pussy. |
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is a clit like a small penis |
Yes, in many ways it is. It has a smaller glans and a much smaller shaft and it doesn't house the urethra but in most other ways it is very similar. While female hyenas have a clitoris as big as the male's penis it is an extremely rare woman who has a clitoris big enough to be used for any form of penetration. |
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Because they don't want stupid jealous women to throw it away and force them to buy more. Most men are as ashamed of masturbating as they are ashamed of urinating, it is something they do that they have no desire to stop doing and no good reason to do in public. Besides they need to know that nobody but they know when they last ejaculated. Theory and Practice of Masturbation |
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where do men hide porn |
Why do you want to know jealous-psycho-bitch-from-hell? If a man (note man, not boy) owns porn he owns it, OK? He can keep it wherever he likes as long as it is out of the reach of minors. Nobody has any right to go looking for it even with a warrant from a judge unless it is illegal material. If you don't trust him you don't trust him and therefore YOU are not a suitable partner for HIM. Men masturbate, all of them, including happily married men. Many men use porn to help them do it more efficiently, when confronted by women many man will feel forced to lie about it. Don't be so stupid as to force your man to lie to you! Masturbation and porn: Don't Ask. Don't Tell. | ||
when does porn and masturbation become a problem |
When you marry a Christian fundamentalist. |
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why men keep porn and condoms a secret from wife |
Porn and condoms together is a more worrying sign. That suggests he is expecting to get lucky and he doesn't want you to know how many condoms he has, which has to be a strong sign that he is entertaining more than just the fantasy of infidelity, he's started to plot. Engage rampant paranoia mode or alternatively take some of the condoms and leave a note to say you needed them and you hope he doesn't mind you borrowing them. Then if that doesn't work you return them and ask if he's got any in a larger size. |
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will god forgive bestiality |
Only if you didn't enjoy it. |
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what to do when your daughter is having sexshould i let my daughter have sex |
That depends a lot on her age and marital status, doesn't it? |
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is there 4 holes in your vagina |
No. However it is possible for a normal healthy (virginal) vagina to appear to have several holes, hymens come in in a variety of shapes, while most tend to have a single opening some have several. This is probably a cribriform or microperforate hymen, whilst it is a variation with a special name don't think it is in any way abnormal any more than a variation in the shape of your nose or the colour of your hair. |
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is drinking or being fat worse |
Why ask me? |
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people who do not believe in mormonism are called |
Sensible. |
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i do masturbating every day is that good |
It depends how old you are. If you're over 70 I'd say it was bloody marvellous. |
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how many calories do women burn giving a blowjob |
At least 2,500. I'm pretty sure of that. There's only one thing better for losing weight, that's a semen enema. You can trust me darling. Would I lie to you? |
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what happens when male pees inside of vagina |
He loses his girlfriend, usually. |
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should a vagina have hair |
Absolutely not. No vagina should have hair. Hair on the pubic mound and outer labia is perfectly normal. Removing it is harmless but unnecessary. If your vagina has hair see a doctor. |
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term for having sex with animals |
Six months for a first offence? Is sex with animals always wrong? |
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should i let my boyfriend take naked photo |
Yes, and you take some of him too. |
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what to say to a teen having sex |
Have you finished your homework yet? |
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what does a vagina look like with no skin |
Weird. A vagina is a potential space, so without skin it looks like space, like a small bag of air minus the bag. |
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why does i smell like onions after sex |
Are you a secret vegetable fetishist? Is your partner? |
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what to say to woman called to priesthood |
Witch! Spawn of Satan! |
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will women fuck men with beards |
That depends more on the man than the beard. |
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where do children believe people go after death |
Until people lie to them they have no difficulty in understanding the concept that dead means dead rather than gone somewhere else. |
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what mcdonalds food is cooked in |
Clean kitchens. |
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what makes a penis grow for a black male |
Usually the thought of having sex. |
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why did the edsel fail |
People didn't know whether to drive it or shag it.
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do japanese women have straight pubic hair |
Wouldn't it poke your eye out? |
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what does the frog gallbladder do |
When mixed with unicorn tears it forms a potion that will turn you invisible. |
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is masturbating a sin in the catholic church |
I'd guess if it was in the confessional box that might be considered rather sinful. And messy and anti-social. |
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when does masturbation become sin |
When some idiot invents religion. |
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why are there ugly people evolution |
Ugly people would die out if they didn't breed. But they do breed, not with the best mates around of course but many of them do breed, with fellow ugly people, the poor and those people who see past surface appearances. |
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where is the clitoris? |
Where did you have it last? |
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do girls bend their knees when having sex |
Yes, especially if they forget to take their tights off first. |
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do you need to remove underwear for a tonsillectomy |
Normally only if you're blonde. |
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how to have a 100% chance of winning the lottery |
Simple. Buy tickets covering every available permutation of numbers. You will win a share of the jackpot guaranteed. Not only that but you will also win thousands of smaller prizes for matching lesser combinations as well, because you will own every combination you must win many match 3, match 4 and match 5 prizes. Most weeks most lottery jackpots are substantially smaller than the cost of buying a ticket for every number so doing so would be a logistical nightmare that would not pay off. It may possibly pay off if the lottery has rolled over several times but there is always the chance that you will have to split your jackpot with several other winners so it would only be worth contemplating if the jackpot was several times higher than the odds, a freak occurrence, maybe worth contemplating once per decade or so. |
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why do i find larger girls attractive |
Because you have good taste. |
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how america was civilized |
Was? When? |
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why do people think japanese have small penises |
Have you considered the possibility that they might think it because they know it to be true? |
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if everyone is a rebel does it matter |
Who would know? |
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do americans like anal |
Is the Pope a Nazi? |
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who do atheists believe created humans and the world |
Nobody. Why do such questions have to be answered just because our minds like to frame questions as if everything happens because somebody causes it to happen? It is a wiring fault in your brain. And don't go asking who wired your brain either. |
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how do i get rid of the fucking paper clip |
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how soon after vasectomy may i masturbatevasectomy and masturbation and how soonvasectomies how long before you can wankhow much time to wait to masturbate after a vasectomyvasectomy how soon can i masturbate |
I'd wait until you get out of the operating theatre at the least. I waited a day and a half. Your mileage may vary. The bits that are involved in a vasectomy are a long way back from the high pressure hydraulics involved in ejaculation so there should be no plumbing problems to be worried about. If you are not too sore go for it when you feel the time is right. |
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how to pleasure a women with small penis |
What's a woman doing with a small penis? |
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what can the power of faith do |
Nothing. Faith is a polite term for bloody mindedness, a refusal to accept contradictory evidence. Faith can no more make somebody do the impossible than can drinking a different brand of beer or eating a different cereal for breakfast. Anything that is achieved by a man of faith is achieved by the man, not the faith. |
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is it against the law to send a picture of a penis in email |
That all depends on who you are sending it to and whether you expect them to be offended by it. If somebody asks you to send a picture of your penis to them and you do so that should not be against the law in any civilized country. Sending the same picture to your neighbour's twelve year old daughter will almost certainly be illegal in some way. |
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which race has the tightest pussywhich race's pussy is the tightestwhat race have the tightest pussytight pussy racewhich race has tightest pussieswhich race have the tightest pussies |
Under fives egg and spoon race? Just a shot in the dark. ![]() |
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what non-catholics find out after death |
Nothing. Dead people stop finding out anything. That is why I don't want to be dead yet. |
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is doing a sperm count a sin |
If you are serious about asking such a question you really need to think very carefully about your religious beliefs. |
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how to kill sperm that is in a girls pussy |
Napalm. |
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should an odd child be forced to go to church |
No child should ever be forced to go to church or to be considered to have the same religion as their parents. |
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is dog sex unhealthyis animal sex bad |
I'm sure it's good clean fun for them. |
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what makes a girl have sex with a dog |
These days usually the offer of money. |
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who gets hurt when horse slaughter houses are closed |
People who own horses and find that an unwanted, sick, dead or dying horse is now a huge financial liability and waste disposal nightmare caused because some people are squeamish about the fact that horses are made of meat. |
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why do some people win lottery |
Lotteries need winners to make people want to play them. Somebody has to win. If you are asking why some particular people have to win that is a fault of your brain. Nobody in particular has to win, just somebody, not somebody chosen who deserves to win. The lottery organizers care as little about who wins as do the balls. Because a lottery win does not have to be deserved and scum and rapists have as much chance of winning as priests or heroes everybody can believe, rightly, that it could be them. All you have to do is buy a ticket that has the same numbers on it as are drawn out: you don't need to deserve to win and the balls know nothing of their role in the process or of your wishes, desires, prayers or qualities. Believing that such a question is sensible is a mistake. There is no connection between the person who picked the numbers or asked for them to be picked and the behaviour of a bunch of balls in a big transparent tumble dryer. No connection whatsoever. Neither is there any connection between those balls and their apparent behaviour on any previous occasions. |
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can a girl to get pregnant by giving me a blowjob |
Not unless she spits out the semen and inseminates herself with it. If she won't swallow don't leave her with any souvenirs. |
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term for people who have sex with midgets |
Crazy little fuckers. |
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why do men teachers pick big boobed girls to have sex with |
Because they can. |
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what do homosexuals think of anal sex |
I think they consider it worth a try. |
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where can i find a big penis |
In a zoo. |
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why do men find naked women so attractive |
I have a radical theory here. It's because they want to fuck them. |
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was it ever legal for a grown man to have sex with a teenager |
It still is almost everywhere. The Catholic Church supported an age of consent of 12 for many centuries. Has any country got an age of consent higher than 18? |
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what do they make mcdonalds burgers out ofwhat really goes into mcdonalds hamburgersmcdonald's meat what's really in the meatwhat goes into mcdonalds hamburgers |
Surprisingly enough, beef. |
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what kind of dog like to lick pussies |
Friendly dogs. |
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what makes your vagina smell god |
You believe god lives in your computer and has a smelly vagina? |
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what kind of food was eaten by julius caesar |
Salads? |
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what would the world be like if there was no religion |
Heavenly. |
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what's the best thing to attract woman |
Enormous wealth. |
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when did pubic hair stop being fashionable |
Shortly after I grew some. |
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What does a vagina look likewhat does the vagina look like after you had sexhow does a vagina looks like before and after sex |
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" |
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why do blonde girls pussies smell better |
They get used more? |
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which kind of vulva men like |
Available. |
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what is the term for having sex with animals |
That depends on the judge, anything from an absolute discharge to life. |
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why is my wife suddenly shaving her pussy |
She has got crab lice or her new boyfriend prefers it that way. |
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why people dont like to eat at mcdonalds |
It is cool to proclaim that you never eat at McDonald's and to claim you feel sick at the very thought, because the world is full of shallow pretentious self-important tits. |
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why the jews did not accept christ as messiah |
He did not rebuild the temple or lead the Jewish people or conquer the world. All he did was claim to be the messiah, dozens of men have done that. |
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would you let daughter go topless on beachshould daughter go topless at beach |
Yes, but don't give her the idea. |
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what can i eat to make my vaginal fluids taste god |
Communion wafers? |
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i don't like vegetables or meat what diet is best for me |
The semen diet. |
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why does a girl vagina smell |
As opposed to a boy vagina? |
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why do young girls think skin tight clothing is attractive |
Because it is, on young girls. |
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what do atheists do instead of pray |
Take action. |
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why do extraterrestrial think human are stupid |
Perhaps they've got internet connections... |
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what do most women consider a big penis |
most women consider George W Bush a big penis |
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what gives japanese women such huge nipples |
Photoshop? |
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what should atheists tell christians |
Shut the fuck up? |
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what does a quarter horse eat |
Short grass? |
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how to tell if a woman's vagina is small small |
With an echo like that I think it is fair to state that it probably isn't small. |
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is there a way to make windows millenium more stable |
Set fire to it. Crush the ashes with a steamroller. Add the ashes to a crucible. Heat in a nuclear-powered furnace until white-hot. Encase in lead. Fire the lead into the black hole at the heart of our galaxy. And hope for the best. You will probably still have to reboot afterwards. |
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is it safe to put food in the vagina |
From the point of view of eating or vaginal health? Dip your carrot in taramasalata instead. |
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were the prophets insane |
Do bears shit in the woods? |
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what does a female ass taste like |
Very good, especially pan-fried with a little garlic. Hmmm. So fresh you can almost hear it braying. |
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where to locate a sixteen year old clit |
In a sixteen year old slit? |
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what to do when your daughter is having sex
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We usually just turns up the stereo or shoots possums from the porch. |
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when a woman has a tight pussy.is that good |
:) |
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where does the sperm go if not ejaculated |
A small factory on the outskirts of Huddersfield. |
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why can't humans breed with apes |
There are differences in the number of chromosomes in the great apes. Usually. |
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why do girls have anuses |
I'll hazard a guess here and say that girls need to shit too. |
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how to properly put on the hajib |
First remove your mind. |
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does kylie have big nipples |
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what do angels symbolize |
Superstition and ignorance. |
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how to pick up older white women |
Bend the knees and lift with your legs. |
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how to orgasm without ejaculation during masturbation for man |
Orgasming without ejaculating is like chewing without swallowing. Your body will not be satisfied and you will want to do it all again. Seriously, haven't you anything better to do with your time? |
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how to let a woman know you have a small penis |
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what is atheist wedding called |
A wedding. |
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Bill Hicks: Music, Drugs and Sucking Satan's Cock |
Willett's Wager |
why were early christian martyrs willing to die |
Why do you assume they were? Did the Romans record detailed evidence of killing Christians? No. You have the accounts of the Christians themselves, only. Would you trust the accounts of cult-members to be totally accurate and free from any bias or exaggeration? You're lying, aren't you? Christians somehow manage to believe that the Romans persecuted Christians because they knew the Christians were really believing in the true god and they weren't and they wanted to kill them to make it right in some way. What a crock. Christians were persecuted for atheism, for denying the existence of the Roman gods and for refusing to acknowledge the Emperor as a god. The Christians were in a death cult, they ate flesh and drank blood and and were happy to be killed because they believed they would go to heaven and besides the end of the world was nigh in any case. Put yourself in the shoes of those sent to persecute them, it would be fun up to a point and then you would run the risk of cracking and joining those you were sent to persecute. The strength of emotion (revulsion at the killing and torturing, empathy with the suffering, admiration of the courage) could be easily translated into a strong faith. Nobody designed it that way, but it worked. No doubt if we did the same thing to a modern cult there is a chance that if it could survive the initial terror the cult would be significantly strengthened by the process and some of the hard men we employed to suppress the cult would become saints and martyrs for the cult just like Paul and George. (Ringo wasn't a saint). |
why people object to windmills |
I haven't a clue. Windmills look wonderful. Don't they Laa-laa? |
when is a good time to have sex with a wife |
When you both want to. |
what would i look like thinner |
Yourself, but less so. |
what is the meaning of the word repundant |
Anything you want, it isn't a real word. I assume from the half dozen instances I have found across the 'net that it is a simple mistake that should have been either redundant or repugnant. |
what do badgers get eaten by |
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what do people do when they win the lottery |
Invent a reason for why they deserved to. |
should my wife shave her pussy |
I'm not sure, send in some photographs and I'll give you my considered opinion. |
is it healthy for men to be attracted to teenagers |
Completely. |
is it wrong to find teenage girls attractive |
It's weird not to. |
how to solve war on terrorism |
Bring the troops home, have a fucking great victory party and get very, very drunk. Problem solved. We won. Yay! |
how many is a lot of sexual partners for a female |
Somebody else is too many for many men to be completely happy. Snort if you want, that's the way it is. |
word for being sexually attracted to teenagers |
Normal. |
why would god allow there to be so many different prophets |
The possibilities are: 1] Gods are make-believe and prophets are charlatans to a man 2] The gods don't care that you're confused 3] Gods are sadistic bastards who don't play fair - if you think about it that trick with the tree in the garden was a bit of a giveaway, wasn't it? |
why would anybody believe that jesus is the messiah |
Usually because that is the story that has been told to them by an unbroken chain of people, told as if believing the story made the believer a better person, from the last people to beat the crap out of their ancestors. |
why should i believe in life after death |
Because if you don't you are not open to infinite terror and the ultimate blackmail that religion will try to lay on you. If you don't believe in life after death you are free. Of course believing something doesn't make it true, either way. So don't believe what you want to believe as if that will make it true, believe the best available evidence. |
what must i do to have sex for long hours before ejaculation |
Long hours? Haven't you got a life? |
is my vagina ugly |
Send in a photo and I'll let you know. |
is masturbation a sin if i think of my wife |
No. Neither is it a sin if I think of your wife. |
how big is lucy lawless pussy |
Normal size I'm sure. |
do redheads have red pubic hairdo redheads have red hair on their pussy
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Yes. Often the pubic hair can be more noticeably red than head hair. |
will i be reunited with family in heaven |
No. |
how to ask a woman oral sex |
Politely, but it's best to talk a bit about something else first, asking a stranger for oral sex is not usually considered polite. On the other hand, if it works for you... |
do black men find the average black woman unattractive |
If they did there wouldn't be anything like as many black people about, would there? I would guess the average black man finds the average black women less attractive than he'd prefer, but quite attractive enough. The same would go for any group of men and women. |
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