Astrology is Bunk |
by Jenni |
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Astrologer Bob Marks states, “Before one can discuss whether or not astrology “works,” one has to know how the subject is practiced. Before one asks for evidence, one has to be able to evaluate that evidence.” Another astrologer, Mike Harding, speaks of astronomer, Heather Couper in his Prejudice in Astrological Research. Mr. Harding explains that Ms. Couper’s view (that of a skeptical scientist) would have more importance if she had simply studied the subject before she said in an interview that “Astrology is absolute rubbish. If you study it and see what they claim, it completely falls apart.” After spending a good two-thirds of my life studying and practicing astrology I can comfortably state that astrology is bunk. Ms. Couper, brilliant astronomer that she is, had it right on the mark. I had barely been studying astrology two years when I discovered the first problems. I had carefully learned all the calculations. I had a desk strewn with ephemerides, Tables of Houses, time change books, atlases and gazetteers (which are for finding a cities longitude and latitude.) I could calculate the acceleration on the interval and adjust for longitude equivalent in my head. “There is nothing supernatural about casting a horoscope, most of it is done according to precise astronomical and mathematical principles,” astrology books and practitioners say.
Well, if that’s the case, precession of the equinoxes alone should’ve blown astrology out of the water. The precession of the equinoxes refers to the precession of Earth's axis of rotation with respect to inertial space. The vernal equinox point precesses westwards at a rate of about 50".29 per year or 1 degree every 71.6 years (the rate has been accelerating.) The process is slow, but it adds up. A complete precession cycle covers a period of approximately 25,765 years, the so called Great Platonic year, during which time the equinox regresses over a full 360°. The current difference between the zodiac most astrologers use and the actual vernal equinox is about 24 degrees. A sign is only 30 degrees, this means that almost everyone who is classified as one sign is in fact the preceding sign. Some authors do not even address this issue. Sylvia Brown does not in her astrology book. Rea Orion explains it away by saying that the constellations are only signposts and “have nothing to do with your sign.” A. T. Mann says, “It must be carefully noted that the signs of the zodiac refer to the 30 degree divisions of the elliptic in both astronomy and astrology and not to the series of constellations which carry the same names.” Well, that’s good considering there are 14 signs, 12 signs, 24 signs, the choices go on depending on the system. Precession leaves us with another big problem, though. Precession means that thousands of years ago when the Babylonians, Greeks, Romans who established the characteristics of each sign were setting them up the planets were in different signs than they are now, yet we still use the characteristics as though they should fit. How can this be when any named sign is by now really in the previous signs area? There are also major differences in house systems. Regiomontanus, Campanus, Placidus, Koch, each is different. If your Jupiter in the third house is supposed to mean something different than if it is in the fourth house then house system matters and there seems no right and wrong. Even interpretation of the houses is not consistent. One author says the third house is “bad luck,” another says the third is “The Goddess” and yet another says the third is the house of siblings and immediate environment.
Then there was the question of what all does one include in which kinds of charts. There is so little standardization. Does every asteroid, fixed star, and comet count? What about Pluto, does it count or not? I wondered which of the older planets’ characteristics counted, as the moon, for example was female to the Greeks but male to the Babylonians. How exactly are the characteristics of each new planet decided upon? As Bob Marks explains, “The procedure astrologers used to figure out the planet’s influence was to first calculate the position of Uranus in the horoscopes and look for charts in which it was strongly placed.” Uranus, for example was found to correlate with traits such as rebelliousness and increased originality. The same process was used for all the recent discoveries. This is at best correlation, not causal. Correlation between two things is not a sufficient condition for the belief that one causes the other. Even a statistically significant correlation isn’t sufficient for a causal connection. The more I studied to answer my questions the more questions I discovered. Why is the time of birth used, not the time of conception? Why is the birth time the client gives me acceptable? Surely mistakes in recording the time happen, and what time is recorded anyway? What time should we value, the time the water breaks? The time of the crowning of the baby’s head, the time the cord is cut, the time of the first breath? Birth is a long process covering many hours, yet a new degree of a rising sign comes over the horizon every four minutes. How do we know what time to use, and doesn’t a difference in this decision change the interpretation? How come it is the birth information that is important at all? As Robert Carroll points out, “If you want to know what tomorrows low tide will be you do not need to know where the moon was when the first ocean or river was formed.” Aren’t present conditions more important than initial conditions? Why are heliocentric charts not used, wouldn’t the earth’s influence matter more than other planets’? What about the occasional client born in the arctic or Antarctic circle? Another disagreement is whether astrology is based on synchronicity or forces. Almost all astrologers want to cite the moon as an example of gravitational planetary forces. They want to say that planets have measurable magnetic and gravitational influence, yet almost all of them also want to say there is only a synchronicity to events and no causal relationship between heavenly bodies and earthly events. Astrology in its traditional form is a type of divination, yet now it is popular to claim that it is a psychological tool used for self-analysis. As Dean and Kelly say in their paper, astrologers work in a world of “complex symbolism based on analogy, mythology, numerology, sympathy,” and “image schemas.” Some astrologers even like to claim that astrology cannot be tested by science. Thousands of years and none of this has been standardized. As time went on I did hundreds and hundreds of charts and eventually began to practice professionally because people were so pleased with the charts. My paying customers were as happy as my research subjects had been and I was convinced I could find answers to my questions. I continued to do tarot and numerology for people as well, as these seemed only extensions of the symbol system used in astrology. These too, have their problems and are no more real than astrology. It was in these moments of personal readings, though, I found that I did better. People were very pleased with their readings and as the decade passed I gained even more business by word of mouth. At some point I was asked to do a workshop. It was not until I began to try to put lessons together to teach what I had so long ago began to learn did I realize, I was relying a lot on feedback from the client. I had not been doing astrology or tarot, at all. Rather, I had been doing what is called cold reading. Even very subtle cues, such as changes in expressions or body language could tell me if a particular line of inquiry was effective or not. The term hidden persuaders is used by Geoffrey Dean and Ivan Kelly to describe affective, perceptual, and cognitive biases or illusions that lead to erroneous beliefs. Dean and Kelly say that, “Technically these hidden persuaders can be described as statistical artifacts and inferential biases,” and that they explain why many astrologers continue to believe in the validity of astrology despite overwhelming evidence that it is bunk. Carroll goes on to explain that the hidden persuaders are “quite useful adaptations.” “Seeing patterns,” he says, “especially causal patterns is quite beneficial to our species. Drawing inferences quickly may mean the difference between life and death.” There are many hidden persuaders in astrology. I didn’t even know there was a name for it but one of the techniques is shotgunning. I have since noticed that it is used by both John Edwards and Sylvia Brown. It is when there is a huge variety of general information offered quickly. I did it as an ice breaker but it is also a way of eliciting the cooperation of the subject. This cooperation is critical to the cold reading. An eager subject is willing to make connections or reinterpret vague statements. I have also seen Barnum statements be used. These are open ended statements with wiggle room. They may seem personal yet they can apply to many people. Like, “You had an accident involving water at a young age.” The Forer effect allows people to think these statements are highly applicable and personal when they are not. One that is rampant in astrology is the Rainbow Ruse. This is a statement that simultaneously awards the subject with a specific personality trait and the opposite of that trait. In astrology this is done in different ways, the various parts of the chart, the ascendant, the sun sign, the moon sign are used to make these statements. You can easily end up with statements like “Most of the time you are cheerful and positive but on occasion you get depressed.” The idea that people born on a cusp are said to have characteristics of both signs and the idea of “dual” signs like Gemini are also examples of astrological rainbow ruses. I am not the only one who has discovered this. Former new age practitioner Karla McLaren says, “I didn’t understand that I had long used a form of cold reading in my own work! I was never taught cold reading and I never intended to defraud anyone; I simply picked up the technique through cultural osmosis.” Readers aren’t even the only ones helping in this charade. There is a great bit of communal reinforcement. Communal reinforcement is a social phenomenon where a concept is repeatedly asserted in a community regardless of whether there is empirical evidence to support it. We continue to print horoscopes in newspapers each day. There are now colleges teaching astrology. All this reinforces the false belief of the over ten thousand practicing astrologers and the millions of believers. As Robert Carroll, a professor of philosophy notes a colleague of his, “a history teacher with a PH.D. in history from the University of California at Davis, practices astrology.” Carroll admits the colleague, “is aware of all the arguments against astrology and even admits that logically it shouldn’t work. But it does, he believes.” And what does “work” mean anyway? Doesn’t “work” just mean my customers are satisfied? It doesn’t mean astrology or tarot or whatever has predicted something to a significant degree, as the main argument for “works” is anecdotes and testimonials, as Carroll notes. There are many satisfied customers who believe that the chart I did for them accurately describes them and that I gave them good advice. This really does nothing to prove astrology or my skill at it, so much as it shows the effects of confirmation bias and my skill at cold reading. Subjects often take coincidences as “hits.” In fact, you will often hear someone refer to a reading by mentioning the “uncanny coincidences.” After all certain kinds of predictions are just very probable. “There will be an earthquake in California this year,” for example. Predictions are also made vague enough that an unlimited number of events would count as a “hit.” As an astrologer I was very careful to do this very thing. I did not want to scare the client so I would often water something down to say something like, “Take extra care to not overdo it,” or “There is some danger of having an accident next week.” Some astrologers even think this is the true “strength” of astrology, to inform you about probabilities. Subjects will also count an out and out error as a “hit.” For example Sylvia Brown once told a woman her husband died of a clot when in fact the death was due to a hemorrhage and yet the woman agreed that Brown was right. A lot of times the reader is just feeding back information initially provided by the client or subject. Even maximizing time spent on hits and minimizing the time spent on misses, is natural. According to author, Howard Bloom, from 1972 until 1975 University of Utah psychologist Marigold Linton kept detailed daily records of every aspect of her life. Every so often she reviewed the records to see what she could remember and what had been forgotten. She would try to recall events of the last year and what came to her mind turned out to be the high points. Once she re-examined her notes she was reminded of all the low points her mind had buried. The mind rewrites reality for all of us. Elizabeth Loftus, the pioneering University of Washington memory researcher and author of Memory points out that people recall past salaries as being higher than they were, they recall buying fewer alcoholic drinks than they actually bought, and of course they remember giving much more to charity than the receipts show. In other words people remember the positives, the triumphs and even exaggerate those positives, while the mind erases things that are not as positive. Cold reading and astrology always depend on the subject being willing and able to connect the dots to make the most of the reading. Humans are very good at finding meaning where there is none and giving significance to what is actually meaningless. As British astrologer Roy Alexander puts it, “I take it for granted that astrology works, and that we have enough cumulative experience to know that it works, whether the computer studies and the scientists agree with us or not.” As journalist Neil Spencer found in his survey of modern astrology, astrologers carry on despite having no rational reason why it should work. And it doesn’t. Study after study shows it. According to former astrologer Geoffrey Dean and psychologist Ivan Kelly an apparent correlation between signs and extroversion disappears in later studies. Another statistician, Michel Gauquelin did research that is often cited by astrologers. Gauquelin claimed to have found correlations between the planet Mars and sports champions, known as the Mars Effect. Since it was done, it has been the subject of many critical studies that refute it. Dean and Kelly did the analysis of the research on “time twins,” one of the most comprehensive studies ever done, as well. “The strong similarities predicted by astrology were simply not there.” Prompting Roy Gillett, the president of the Astrological Association of Great Britain to accuse Mr. Dean of seeking to “discredit astrology,” Robert Mathews of the London Daily Telegraph reported. You can’t make the evidence say something it doesn’t though, and the time twin study isn’t the only one to disprove astrology, by far. There were also tests done of astrologer accuracy, they showed that there is nothing to suggest that your own chart interpretation fits you better than someone else’s. Meta-analysis of tests of astrologers’ ability to agree on the profile shows that there is no agreement. Even when astrologers received everything they asked for in the testing conditions: certified birth times precise to five minutes or better, professional astrologers picked by their peers for their competence, responses to their own 61 item questionnaire that covered everything from height to family death, and two personality tests, the best of them did no better than the non-astrologer. And there was no agreement between the astrologers. I am not hostile as many astrologers claim skeptics are, I am not a scientist. I am not an astronomer with an issue of professional rivalry as some astrologers claim astronomers are. I am a whistle-blower. Whether intentional or not astrology, tarot, and other forms of divination and psychic claims are fraud. People spend unnecessary money on it and it does no one any good. The parents of Shawn Hornbeck went on the Montel Williams show in ’03 and received info from Sylvia Brown that he was dead. He was found four years later in January of ’07. Springdale Borough Police Chief Jack Killian stated that the use of psychics and astrologers and the like slowed rather than aided the investigation, “because it led us down other paths.” In 1964, Dutch born reader, Peter Hurkos claimed to have identified the Boston Strangler. The man he accused was eventually cleared. According to the Shreveport Times, John Catching predicted the body of twelve-year-old Kimberly Norwood, who had been missing for a year in 1990, would be found buried in the driveway of her parents’ home. After many hours of backhoe work and multiple searches with cadaver dogs, there was still no body. Wonder if Catching had a prediction regarding the amount of heartache he caused the child’s already distraught parents. It needs to stop before someone gets hurt. Reader, Greta Alexander directed the search for an elderly man in precisely the wrong direction, according to Joe Nickell, author of Psychic Sleuths. Fortunately the man was still alive. — Jenni |
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I am extremely pleased to be able to publish this piece by Jenni exposing astrology because she understands how to do it. I am sure I am far from being alone in being utterly sceptical of the claims of astrology but lacking the in-depth knowledge of exactly what it is and how it operates. To me it is simply obvious that astrology is nonsense, so obvious that taking any pains to understand it before I dismiss it seems a total waste of my time and sanity. Now I don’t need to waste any time on it. Jenni has already done that. She understands it, she studied it, she did it, built up a client base and made good money at it. Now she has rejected it in exactly the same terms I have done, but from a position of knowledge. Of course human personalities differ. This much is obvious to anybody. Less obvious but still detectable is some correlation between personality and the time of the year at which a person is born. There are any number of plausible explanations to explain statistically significant (but modest) correlations between birth date and personality, and there is also astrology, which is anything but a plausible explanation. Of course the Sun and the Moon can have an impact on people. Day length, light levels, seasons, warmth and so on are real and represent plausible mechanisms by which the human body may be affected especially when channelled via the body of the mother interacting with the environment, reacting to weather, climate, food supply and hormones controlled by ancient systems buried deep in the older parts of our brains. The Moon causes tides which are clearly large events, that amount of energy cannot be dismissed as trivial, some effect on the human body caused by the Moon cannot be dismissed as ridiculous and impossible. But Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn have utterly trivial effects on our planet, which is huge, and any effect on our bodies must be absolutely infinitesimal. The idea that we might be permanently affected by gravity or radiation from the outer planets at the moment of our birth is absolutely ludicrous. We can’t even see Jupiter with sixty inch telescopes when the Sun is significantly above the horizon so the idea that our tiny bodies could detect the fluence of Uranus at the moment of our births through seven floors of reinforced concrete while an electrode is attached to our scalps and huge halogen lamps shine on us is beyond absurd. There would be far more radiation leaking from the doctor’s luminous watch face and more micro gravity from a truck passing by the window than would be detectable with the finest instruments we possess emanating from any of the planets. Simply saying this stuff leaves me wide open to the charge of ignorance and being un-scientific because I refuse to study “real astrology”. This is where Jenni comes in. You don’t need to go to Antarctica to know it’s cold if you have credible witness evidence from somebody who does know first hand and you have a sound theoretical base for believing that it should be cold. Jenni has been an astrologer and has done the studies. She knows how it works because she has practiced as an astrologer and she can confirm what the sceptics have believed all along, it is bullshit. It is based upon credulity and ignoring the basic principles of the modern scientific method. There is a lot of nonsense talked about women’s intuition and alternative ways of knowing. There is only one really credible way of knowing anything and that is by using the scientific method. Just as the free market ensures the best prices and free and open selection ensures that on average the best people get the available jobs the scientific method ensures that bullshit, superstition, hype and ego get removed from our models of reality. Respecting ideas because they are old is a bad idea. We should only respect old ideas if they have been open to challenge and scrutiny. If ideas have been protected as dogmas then antiquity is of no value at all. If there has been no experiment, no hazard, no alternative model and no trial there has been no test of time: just the passing of time. The older a tradition is the harder it becomes to see what value it has. So what if the ancient Babylonians did astrology? If it was any good then why aren’t Babylonians still running the world? I have a much better explanation for the rise and fall of civilization in Babylon, which is based on biogeography, crop yields, soil erosion and salinization not on the stars. Everybody knows magicians and wizards wear pointy hats and dark robes decorated with stars and crescent moons, carry sticks and do no proper work. The same goes for priests. When nobody has invented telescopes and you live in a land whose delicate fertility is based upon seasonal floods of a big river knowing the calendar is a good way to keep yourself getting fed. Keeping a calendar involves reading from and writing in a magic tome and doing practical geometry with sticks and circles, at night. In the old days of ancient Babylon astrology wasn’t for women. Neither was writing, or reading, or being smart in any way at all. The calendar was far too precious to be allowed to be understood by women, farmers or kings. Understanding when to plant and harvest was a source of power. Knowledge is power. Of course the sciences of understanding the calendar was deliberately bound up with magic and ritual and the art of predicting and prophesy. Prophesy beats working in the fields any day of the week. To this day many journalists have found that inventing a horoscope is significantly easier than actually going out and finding a real story to write about. There is also the charlatan’s code to be abided by, no astrologer ever calls another astrologer a charlatan even when one astrologer knows how to cast a full horoscope and another is clearly ignorant of the most basic principles and just makes shit up. People who live in glass houses don’t throw stones. If astrology is really a science why is anybody still making a living from it? All the information required to cast horoscopes is freely available and public domain and free software to do the calculations has been freely available to run on extremely modest hardware for the last thirty years. If I had a mind to (or not enough mind not to?) I could have calculated my horoscopes for thousands of years into the future, so could you, so could anybody who is halfway computer literate. And yet there is still a living to be made from doing this manually. Why? Astrology protects itself from simple ignorant dismissal by its elaborate and involved nature. In order to understand it you have to get deeply involved in it, and why would any rational person ever do that? The only people who have the motivation to learn all about it have some degree of appetite for the stuff. To me it is an extremely toxic mixture of mathematics and bullshit. I can motivate myself to do complicated mathematical calculations but only if I can see something rewarding coming out at the far end. When I was into CB radio I used logarithms to calculate whether the cables I was using were exhibiting normal losses, as measured losses were within 1% of the losses predicted by the theory I knew the cables were nothing to be fretting about, they were doing as well as they should have been, it was a worthwhile exercise. To do several mathematical calculations and at the end of it be left with something as woolly as a typical horoscope was distinctly unappealing. Any field of study that requires a lot of learning will tend to put off the faint-hearted so that those who embark on it at all are likely to stay with it. Swimming and jogging is something you can drop into and out of quite easily, as is Harry Potter and A Brief History of Time, but there’s a lot more of a commitment involved in learning Arabic so you can read the Qur’an or learning mathematics in order to become an astrologer. Not many people learn Arabic in order to demolish the Qur’an and not many people learn how to do astrology thoroughly in order to discredit it. And of course that is not what Jenni did. She did not set out to prove astrology wrong, she set out to learn how to be a competent astrologer because she believed it was a genuine bit of ancient wisdom. It was only after she had already proved to herself that she could do it that she began to see that it was utterly bogus. Astrology is based upon principles of magic. Patterns of stars in the sky give the illusions to our pattern-seeking brains of animals and other objects. The magicians then assert that the characters they associate with lions must be associated with people born at a time with some correlation with the patch of sky which looks a bit like a lion. But which aspects of a lion’s behaviour are significant? Lions roar, they form alliances with their brothers, they drive off rivals, they take the female partners and kill the young of their rivals when they defeat them, they leave all the productive food-related work to the females and spend their days mostly sleeping, resting or copulating. If you are a Leo does that sound like your personality? Just another little thought here, do lions have star signs? What would a lion born under the sign of the stockbroker be like when Mars is retrograde? Why would astrology work? Why would the characters of people and the shape of future events be up in the sky for the work-shy to read? For astrology to work the universe would have to be run by a god or gods who wanted astrologers to avoid getting their hands dirty. Why would patterns be observable to Babylonian mathematicians which were not discovered by the witch-doctors of Nigeria or the shamans of Siberia and the Aztecs? Why do different cultures produce radically different forms of astrology? Chinese astrology is similarly complex, involved and with spurious mathematical basis and yet it is very different from western forms of astrology which came out of Babylon and surrounding parts (along with wheat, barley, sheep, cattle, writing, the seven day week, the 360 degree circle and numerous other things). The concept of divining the future using the science of the calendar has obviously occurred to more than one culture. The ancient Britons were clearly using some forms of calendar based mathematics mixed with hocus-pocus at Stonehenge. The idea that if you’re smart enough at doing sums and looking prophetic you can wiggle out of hoeing, harrowing and harvesting and leave that to the gullible rubes is obviously an idea which has occurred to mankind more than once. You expect me to work? In these robes? Are you mad?
Just look at what magicians, seers, mystics and astrologers wear. The aesthetic is definitely toward the impractical and fantastic. Long baggy sleeves that would undoubtedly would get caught in machinery. Hats or turbans worn inside buildings which nevertheless fail to prevent hairs failing onto the griddle. Long fingernails that make peeling potatoes, scrubbing toilets, milking goats or using a word processor a tad impractical. Diaphanous turquoise silk numbers that would surely show up grease, blood or soil. No, don’t expect your astrologer to do anything more practical than make a pot of camomile tea. Smocks, steel toe-capped boots, aprons, fluorescent tabards, pilot shirts, dungarees and name badges are all far too practical. The entire aesthetic is that the seer along with a small number of similarly clever people learns the arcane secret knowledge and then merely hints at it, drops it into conversation and readings, without ever divulging enough of it to empower their clients to dispense with their special services. It is always important to emphasize how being an astrologer is far more than just learning some methods of calculation, there is the professional mystery as well. The guild of astrologers has to protect its own so that the knowledge and craft, the art and mystery of the astrologer is respected and kept secret from hoi polloi and those who might sell the secrets and mysteries cheaply. The great mystery of astrology is why so many people keep expecting it to do wonderful things for them. If astrology really worked then it would be obvious, the most successful people in the world would be those who employed astrologers. Oil companies would not be employing geologists but instead would hire astrologers to locate lucky simpletons who could find new oilfields in return for a trip to the zoo and a big red balloon. Have you ever heard George Soros, Bill Gates or Warren Buffett put down their business acumen to knowledge of astrology? |
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