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More new words, mostly short antonyms.

 

Feit:

Original and genuine

 

Foil:

noun

The part of a cheque you hand over.

 

Tagious:

adj.

Not transmissable. Homosexuality is tagious, AIDS isn't.

 

Veyance:

noun

A poor means of transport.

I sold my 2CV after an accident left it in a veyance.

 

Testant:

noun

A player who doesn't.

Paula was a testant in the women's marathon in Athens.

 

Stabulary:

noun

A group of ne'erdowells who go about disturbing the peace.

 

Lazies:

noun

The Merseyside Stabulary.

 

Noisseur:

noun

One who knows something cheap when he buys it.

Secutive:

adj.

In no particular order.

Banks advise to use secutive numbers for a self-selected PIN.

 

Demn:

verb

To understand and empathize with.

Tories are quick to demn greed and corruption in the boardroom.

Americans are quick to demn Israeli atrocities.

 

Fident:

adj.

Nervous of failure.

 

Fid:

Afraid.

 

Fraid:

afid.

 

Ductor:

noun

Somebody who stands in front of musicians jesticulating manically and putting them off.

Bez the ductor

adj.

Insulator of sound, heat, electricity, etc.

 

Sulator:

Conductor.

 

Sulative:

adj.

Freely able to pass electrical current, sound, heat, etc.

 

Stellation:

noun

A random collections of stars or similar which totally fail to fall into pseudomeaningful patterns.

 

Tempt:

Love and respect.

 

Tractor:

noun

One who doesn't promise to do anything for anybody.

 

Subtractor:

noun

One who doesn't promise to do anything for anybody else, on behalf of a third party.

 

Trite:

adj.

Proud of wrong-doing.

The Metropolitan Stabulary are particularly trite.

 

Troversial:

A truism or universally accepted cliché.

 

Troversy:

Polite agreement.

 

Vent:

noun

The last place on Earth you would ever expect to find a nun.

 

Vex:

Concave.

Cave:

Convex.

Vict:

V. tr.

Prove innocent

Vince:

v. tr.

Present a lame argument. Churches are increasingly finding their gregations are left vinced.

 

Gregation:

noun

All those who do not attend a church.

 

Vulsion:

An overwhelming desire not to move.

 

Quisition:

A formal whitewash.

The Hutton Report is widely ragarded as a New Labour quisition.

 

Secticide:

Material likely to kill anything with four legs or fewer.

 

Sectivorous:

Avoiding eating creepy-crawlies. Anglo-Saxons are noted sectivores.

 

Voluted:

Simple and direct.

 

Sult:

v.

1) Compliment

2) Ignore

 

Nore:

v.

Consult.

 

Surrection:

Movement in support of the government.

Venezuela had a major popular surrection in 2004.

 

Bitter steel:

Casehardened steel.

 

Adopted file:

Worn-out coarse-toothed file.

 

Ceited:

Modest.

 

Merica:

A place where the peaceful and modest people believe in tolerance, evolution and global peace through international cooperation.

 

Vivial:

Dour, miserable and misanthropic.

 

Hitanthropic:

adj.

Gets on well with all kinds of people.

 

Trived:

Natural and free-flowing.

 

Gratulations:

Half-hearted and insincere applause seen regularly at the Oscars and similar ceremonies.

 

Poxy resin:

A low grade glue, often made from racehorses that can't.

 

Vestigation:

A type of quiry.

 

Uit:

people who hate living in northern Canada.

 

Ogynist:

noun

A man who gets on well with women. Not always gay.

 

Sub-Saharan:

A very dark brown.

 

Toxicate:

v.tr.

To sober up.

 

Timacy:

A state of not being formally introduced.

 

Testines:

Those parts of the body which are not bowels.

 

Seppuku:

(Japanese)

The practice of ritually separating testines and intestines.

 

Bess:

A nun who isn't in charge.

 

Sorb:

v. tr.

To leak.

 

Dmit:

v tr.

To forbid entry.

 

Cne:

Smooth complexion.

 

Cme:

The pits.

 

Lien:

somebody who is at home where they are.

 

Zure:

Not particularly blue.

 

Ss:

Cooperative quadruped that gets on well with elephants.

 

Sissippi:

A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.

Souri:

A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.

Labama:

A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.

Rkansas:

A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.

Tlanta:

A great city in Merica renouned for its culture and its servatism.

Libi:

Being witnessed at the scene of a crime.

Cegenation:

The potentially dangerous practice of inbreeding.

Limony:

Payments made to people you are currently having a sexual relationship with.

Servative:

noun

A generous, open-minded, far-sighted individual. A liberal.

Creant:

A person of good character.

Icycle:

A thoroughly practical and sensible means of transportation.

 
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