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Because it is. Come on people accept the obvious here, it is only the thoughts about what it does that allow anybody to think of any pussy as attractive. Prettier things are found in fishmongers' slop buckets.

In your dreams!

Because they are barbaric, backward uncivilized people dominated by superstition and religion empowering their hatred and fear of female sexuality.

Why bother? You've already come, just fall asleep, that's what real men do. How can it be a concern if she spits it out unless of course you don't trust her not to try to use it to get pregnant and then that's your fault for having sex with a woman you don't trust.

Because Paul didn't care what Jesus might or might not have said because Paul didn't want a teacher or moral philosopher (he would do that) he just wanted a mythical god-man to save humanity.

To cater to the superstitions of the loving parents he should be able to trust. There are very few operations on the penis of infants for any sound medical reasons.

Not that I can think of. Some famous people who happen to have been atheists (largely because they were Communist sympathizers) have embraced Christianity (almost always Catholicism) in their later years. One famous atheist in his dotage decided he wasn't so sure there couldn't be some sort of god any more and some authors wishing to become famous with Christians have declared they have converted from atheism. What I have no evidence for is anybody who had a coherent set of atheist beliefs based on science and reason rather than a desire to get away with bad behaviour or to fit in with a political ideology who has become explicitly Christian without also being senile.

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Maximum shock value leads to maximum sales. The guy is in the business of being professionally outrageous.

I'm sure they can, and do.

Fun.

Because Islam is a religion invented by middle aged men for middle aged men to serve their interests: marriage as ownership of women, opportunity for and formal approval of polygyny and women to cover themselves so as not to become valued for their attraction rather than their relationship to their fathers, husbands and brothers.

You try it for yourself and see. Personally I wouldn't imagine my ability to do mathematics while asleep or my ability to predict future events was any better than my ability to drive or speak Norwegian while I am asleep. What possible reason have you got for thinking otherwise other than superstitious wishful thinking?

Is this a joke? Sorry I can't think of a good punchline.

Where are these women you are talking about? I'd like to meet some.

It depends. If they are on board a ship six months from land, not necessarily. If they are doing it in the alley behind the Blue Parrot night club it's probably a reasonable hypothesis.

Try looking behind the head of your penis if it isn't in the usual place, otherwise address the question to your parents.

Circumcision

Lots. Cuba has lots, so does China.

When atheists have a charitable cause they don't have any reason to name it after non-belief. Why do the religious feel the need to give a name-check to their god for everything?

Just don't wash before you have sex with them, it'll come off inside. Or did you mean how to get rid of women's smegma? Oh, just wash regularly.

Practice as much as you like until you get it right!

Their willies?

It wasn't me. Nobody saw me. You can't prove anything.

Because if you regretted before or during you wouldn't do it, would you?

Semen from middle aged Englishmen, fresh. No, really.

To make their pussy taste sweet as cherry pie, but not just any sperm will do, sorry girls.

Have you been swallowing American men's semen? Come on, admit it. That just won't do.

No, because angels only exist in the fevered imagination of humans.

Never. You can't shave a vagina as a vagina is a hole, a potential space, lined with mucous membranes. Vaginas do not grow hair for the same reason rectums don't. The vagina is an internal organ.

Hair grows on and around the vulva.

(I assume you mean vulva - see above)

What's the problem? Is she old enough to consent to sex? If she is she's old enough to decide to shave. If not she really has no legitimate reason to do it (unless perhaps she's a competitive swimmer) so you should strongly discourage it.

You can measure the depth of the vagina by gently inserting an object until it reaches the cervix and then measuring how much of the object was “swallowed”. This will be significantly less than the length of an average erect penis and less than the length of a penis that your vagina can comfortably accommodate. The vagina is a potential space rather than an actual space and so measuring it is rather pointless. The vagina stretches and regains its elasticity afterwards, but like a balloon that is repeatedly inflated and deflated it does loose some elasticity in the process therefore deliberately stretching it to its maximum extent is a very stupid thing to do.

I had a reheated left-over fajita, thanks for asking.

Whatever gave you the idea that apes don't have clitorises: innocent ignorance or religion?

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Horses aren't kosher because they don't conform to the idiotic classification system of some long-dead anally retentive religious tyrant, because their hooves are not split. Apparently petty distinctions like this really matter to the creator of the entire universe, for reasons he feels no need to explain to mere mortals. In reality food taboos help ensure that Jews have to keep themselves separate, free from contamination by people not under the spell of their tyrant god.

The most absurd food taboo concept is that a Scriptural admonition not to seethe a kid in its mother's milk (one of the ten commandments no less) should actually be interpreted as ensuring you never eat any form of meat and any form of milk products within several hours of each other and have to divide your kitchen up into two parts or else you are no better than a whore or a thief.

That depends entirely as to how you define an opportunity. Some would never cheat because they know they would feel bad to do so even if nobody else could ever find out. Many more would only cheat if they could be certain of never being found out. As we know many men will cheat and get caught and some men relish even the idea of being caught.

This is wrong. It is based on the idea that there is a racial identity of English. The English are a mongrel race consisting of native British plus Anglo-Saxon, Norman and Viking blood, in different proportions in different parts of England. (More redheads in Manchester than Surrey) English makes no sense as a racial label, only as a national label and as such it makes just as much sense to call yourself black English as black British.

Everybody should be allowed bare arms, it's the civilized thing to do, even those lunatic gun-totting Americans should be allowed to bare their arms, and their legs.

I don't believe it's actually a membership requirement.

Why not? They can be very pretty.

Magnificent.

Now you know this one. When did you see it last? What were you doing the last time you had it?

Hey, I'll bet you'll find it in the last place you look.

Why it sure does, don't it?

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