Question |
Answer |
is it common for guys to masturbate in front of friends |
Oh yes duckie, very common, common as muck. |
does god want women to swallow semen |
Why don't you ask him yourself? |
do guys know when they are about to ejaculate |
Yes. Men do know when they about to ejaculate — don't
fall for the convenient lie that they can't tell. The notice
is about the same as a fart or a sneeze, but holding it in
is harder. It is certainly enough to give a warning to a
partner who doesn't want to take a load of semen in the mouth — assuming
he's not got his mouth full at the time. |
why don't apes have clitorises |
Whatever gave you the idea that apes don't have clitorises: innocent
ignorance or religion?
Bonobo
Handshake |
does jesus watch me masturbate |
Do you want him to join in? |
why does my vagina smells like dog shit when having sex |
What kind of bitches does your man hang around with? |
can i measure the size of my vagina |
You can measure the depth of the vagina by gently inserting
an object until it reaches the cervix and then measuring how
much of the object was “swallowed”. This will be
significantly less than the length of an average erect penis
and less than the length of a penis that your vagina can comfortably
accommodate. The vagina is a potential space rather than an
actual space and so measuring it is rather pointless. The vagina
stretches and regains its elasticity afterwards, but like a
balloon that is repeatedly inflated and deflated it does loose
some elasticity in the process therefore deliberately stretching
it to its maximum extent is a very stupid thing to do. |
black women's vaginas are dark why |
There's a bit of a clue in the question, the word black.
In our species skin colour tends to be fairly uniform, our
genitals tend to have similar levels of pigmentation to the
rest of our bodies. Inside the vulva is effectively an internal
organ and so can be an exception to this rule. Sometimes
the palms of the hands and feet are also less pigmented.
In some women the tips of the labia minora are more pigmented
than the rest of the skin. These are all trivial variations
of no great importance. |
queen of sagging labia |
Is that one of those small German principalities? |
can having sex with a bigger penis make my pussy loose
can a vagina get enlarged with big penis |
Yes, for the reasons given above. |
why does my dog want to lick my vagina |
Some dogs like the taste of fish. |
where is my wife's clit |
Now you know this one. When did you see it last? What
were you doing the last time you had it?
Hey, I'll bet you'll find it in the last place you look. |
can a vagina take two penises |
Some penises are a painful struggle one at a time. However
a vagina that is capable of passing a baby's head is usually
big enough to accommodate two average sized penises at full
stretch. Whether many women would actually enjoy such an experience
is more difficult to answer. |
does sperm make you teeth whiter |
No country on the planet is more keen on blow jobs than
America, and Americans have the world's whitest teeth, could
be... |
do men think about their partner when masturbating |
Of course, we have to make sure they're not going to interrupt. |
how can fat women be comfortable with sex |
Doggie style works for hippos and rhinos. If somebody
wants sex with you then you find a way to do it and to enjoy
the experience. You might as well ask how poor men are comfortable
with being alive. |
do you need a big penis for porn |
For watching porn no. For appearing in it a big penis
is probably a big asset. |
is it my tits are my tits too small what is it is it
the sex |
Yes, it's the sex. And the tits are small, you've rumbled
me. |
do bonobos have sex for fun |
Do they ever do anything much else? |
how much does a penis grow in a lifetime |
All the way from root to tip. |
how big is hugh hefner's penis |
Four and a half inches, and thin. |
is rape moral or immoral |
At the risk of going out on a limb here I'll say that doing
anything against the will of another person is immoral to a
degree and rape is at the extreme end of such behaviour so
yes it is very immoral. |
how are big teenage girls breasts are supposed to look |
Magnificent. |
hat is the difference beween doggie style and anal |
Really? What kind of hat? An asshat perhaps, whatever that
is. |
what do hornets do to benefit humans |
Nothing at all, what do people do to benefit hornets?
People might suffer if there were no hornets,
I'm not sure of the details but I do know that hornets
don't exist just to help people, nothing does. |
why did lot have sex with his daughters |
They got him drunk. More to the point why do Jews and
Christians make out that Lot was some kind of a paragon of
virtue? His story is thoroughly despicable from start to
finish. |
when did women start to shave their vaginas |
Never. You can't shave a vagina as a vagina is a hole,
a potential space, lined with mucous membranes. Vaginas do
not grow hair for the same reason rectums don't. The vagina
is an internal organ.
Hair grows on and around the vulva. |
help my daughter wants to shave her vagina |
(I assume you mean vulva - see above)
What's the problem? Is she
old enough to consent to sex? If she is she's old enough
to decide to shave. If not she really has no legitimate
reason to do it (unless perhaps she's a competitive swimmer)
so you should strongly discourage it. |
what do quarter horses eat |
Short grass. |
will masturbation keep me from getting my wife pregnant |
If it's instead of, possibly, but not if it's
as well as. |
when is it good time to have sex with girl on her cycle |
When she has brought it to a complete
stop at the kerb and dismounted safely. |
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will god forgive me if i watch porn |
No, because he's just crazy like that. God doesn't want
you to enjoy your life, he wants you to run it for you, through
fear. |
do christian teenage girls masturbate |
In your dreams! |
what can i eat to make my pussy taste better
ways to make your vagina taste different
food that make your vagina pussy smell taste good
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oral sex how to pussy taste good
how to make pussy taste good
what to eat to make my vagina taste better for oral sex
things to do to make your pussy smell better
how to make your pussy clean and smell good to eat out
how can you make your pussy smell good before sex
what foods will make the vagina taste sexy |
Semen from middle aged Englishmen, fresh. No, really. |
why do girls swallow sperm |
To make their pussy taste sweet as cherry pie, but not just
any sperm will do, sorry girls. |
vagina has a sour odor what does that mean |
Have you been swallowing American men's semen? Come on, admit
it. That just won't do. |
why do men like to look at your pussy during sex |
1] It is often prettier than your face
2] Penetration is very important to a man, looking is confirming
he's doing it right, don't flatter yourself that your pussy
feels so fantastic that he needs no more stimulation than that. |
why do men like hairy pussies
why do men like women to shave pussies
 |
Some men like shaved, some don't.
There's no clear cut right way to be. Shaved makes a woman
look like a child, whch can be stimulating for some and off-putting
for others. Shaved can make some men think of innocent children
and other men think of sluts. Getting a woman to shave for
you can be exciting because it is an imposition and a sacrifice
she is making for you. On the other hand if she was shaved
before you met her then the symbolism is far more slutty.
On a practical level if she is smooth the feeling is sensational,
if she is stubbly the feeling is terrible. Shaved pussies
are less likely to retain musky odours.
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what does i love you but i am not in love with you really
mean |
It means can we keep on having sex without you keep
asking me to make some kind of commitment? |
what cigarettes taste like |
Anchovy shit. |
will anal sex make your ass hole larger |
Only if it's your ass. |
why do females have breasts and not udders |
Cows got first pick? |
why do girls think their genitalia is ugly |
Because it is. Come on people accept the obvious here,
it is only the thoughts about what it
does that allow anybody
to think of any pussy as attractive. |
how to talk your wife into swallowing semen |
Why bother? You've already come, just fall asleep, that's
what real men do. How can it be a concern if she spits it out
unless of course you don't trust her not to try to use it
to get pregnant and then that's your fault for having sex
with a woman you don't trust. |
is it possible to have anal sex with a sleeping girl |
Possible I guess, but unlikely.
Sex without consent at the time is rape. Nobody can
consent during their sleep. |
whats that thing that hang out of the pussy during sex |
The mind boggles. Tampon? Inner labia? Prolapsed vagina or
uterus? Haemorrhoid? |
i think my clit is too big is it possible to have surgery |
Yes, probably, but it is likely to be a mistake. Lots of
men would love a woman with a larger than average clitoris. |
what nationality has the biggest dicks |
Americans, clearly, some are absolute tools. |
what does a 16 yr old girl know about the penis |
That all depends on which girl. |
what chicks have the best pussy |
Blonde chicks.  |
why do british people like soccer  |
Wrong question. Everybody across the whole world likes and
plays football except in North America. Why hasn't the world's
favourite game taken off in America is the question that you
should ask. Liking football is normal. Thinking that football
should be played with your hands while wearing helmets and
shit, that's the stuff that requires explaining.
I think it comes down to not wanting to pay for a second
rate game. It was an accident of history that had American
colleges playing their strange version of football but once
in place Americans played that different game. Proper footbal,
soccer, then had to prove itself superior to American football
to make inroads. But while it is clearly a better game why
would anybody stop watching the best gridiron football in
the world to watch a game in which Americans are decades
behind the rest of the world? Americans want to watch the
best sport in the world, the best players in the best leagues.
With women's soccer you've got that and women's
soccer is as big in America as it is anywhere. If you want
to watch men play sport you've got the best gridiron football
and the best basketball leagues in the world, why watch something
that isn't as good as that played in England, Italy,
Germany, Spain, France, Brazil, Argentina or Mexico? Hell,
even Scotland come to that. |
